It's a "the villain learns the world's history from the Internet" episode

>it's a "the villain learns the world's history from the Internet" episode

There are things other than porn on the internet, son.

Did he learn about baneposting?

>I'm acting

He merely adopted the bane, the bane always returns to the plane.

>it's an "op learns internet is simply a medium like books" thread

It was extremely painful

I don't remember Ivan Ooze having a girl.

Jlaw really didnt give a shit
She was just standing there the whole movie, reading her lines

Spent like 2 minutes in the make up
Why?
Because fucking hunger games money

It was actually from electromagnetic waves

J Law got so big so fast, it went to her head. She's really young too, so she has NO sense of perspective. This isn't gonna last forever. We're already likely in JLaw decline. Soon since she's been such a bitch to work with, she won't get work once she stops being popular.

Probably this

>J Law got so big so fast
agreed, look at her fucking chin

Yes, he used that knowledge to become a big guy

i bet she'll ''retire'' soon and then come back 3 ou 4 years later

>internet
>1983

Jennifer Lawrence's face looks so disgustingly puffy.

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Could that have been accessed through the electromagnetic wave field? Because in the movie, Apoc is just getting everything that's on the air, radio, television, around the globe.

He clearly used TV channels/radio.

I guess it's just as stupid anyway as he could only get what was currently being broadcasted.

Luckily there were a lot of war documentaries on the history channel.

>tfw found out that oscar isaac played apocalypse after checking the imdb page after watching the movie
I was baffled

how come they recast him?

I've not seen the movie but how does he even know English? I'm guessing he's resurrected from being absent for thousands of years, so how would he even be able to translate the internet into his own language if no-one speaks it?

It'd be like giving someone who doesn't speak Chinese a book written in Chinese and no way to translate it.

Luckily in ancient Egypt he had aborbed the power to get information through TVs. A device that wasnt invented until 10k years later.

Imagine you have the luck of being one of the first mutants in ancient egypt. Your superpower needs a tv in order to work...

JUST

>What is electromagnetism.

He jumps from body to body.

So what exactly is Apoc's core power? I never really understood what his power is, only that he's supa strong.

Pretty sure it was a really useful power in ancient Egypt

He only speaks and understands old Egyptian until when he taps into the electromagnetic wave spectrum around the world.
He's more fit to play Evan Sabahnur instead of his predecessor. They also explained this iteration of the character's powers come from the fact that he can possess bodies of other mutants and inherits all the powers of his former hosts.

In the movie is jumping from one body to another and collecting their powers

Doesn't mean a mutant whose body he inhabited didn't have the power by chance. Evolution, after all, isn't always useful either.

In the comics, matter manipulation on a molecular level and immortality. Meaning he can become big, small, can turn his arms into guns, can turn metal into air...
>They harden to trauma

In the film, gaseous form that can possess other mutants and keep the powers of each host. Meaning... pretty much the same. But sizeshifting is reserved to the mental plane as a shout-out.

ZOOOOORDOOOOOOOONNN!!

who in the fuck approved this script

It's amusing how her double chin can be seen even when she's painted in blue and being choked

fucking pig she is

This guy too. But can you blame them? They probably saw Sup Forums

>In the comics, matter manipulation on a molecular level and immortality

God Marvel is incredibly stupid, I wish it hadn't become a major mainstream cultural phenomenon...

Typical 90's dork age traits brah.

I really don't think age has anything to do with it, more like exposure. Daniel Radcliffe became a household name when he was fucking like 11 and he's probably one of the most down to earth people in the business. After Winter's Bone Jennifer Lawrence was in fucking EVERYTHING, opposed to Radcliffe who only did the odd indie or animated film during the Harry Potter years and now he's just doing quirky small movies

Well did you see what happened to Tay after only one day, it's a totally plausible scenario, god help us all if some superior being ever tries to learn about our culture from the internet

Did he feel in charge?