ITT: Let's come up with a million dollar idea

ITT: Let's come up with a million dollar idea

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looking for another source of $. Maybe looking for partner/s

I had this idea about a year ago. I wanted to make a phone app to take pictures of all your clothes and make a randomizer to help you choose what to wear that day. Or make an algorithm to give you a solution with matching clothes or either create your own favorite outfits and random those.
But first I need to learn how to programme that shitty JavaScript. I only know a very little bit of C++ and JavaScript looks like absolute shit to me.
When I thought about this I made a search on Play Store to make sure there were no other similar apps and there weren't. Now it's full of them. In such a short time.

Socks that only cover the bottom of the foot

>ITT: I steal your million dollar idea

>phone app
>javascript
choose one

That shit will be too hard to make from scratch You will need to use some external resources

Fuck me. It's late for me fuck off

Reclining toilets
I'll kill you if I die on a reclining toilet in 11 years

It has nothing to do with being late, you're just retarded

>come up with a new device millennials will crave
>come up with edgy short name for said device
>kickstarter under a fake identity
>raise funds
>disappear without a trace

>do this every six months

Legalize child brothels. Big money there.

This

I was thinking of going to a software company and tell them to make it for me. I have one of those in my town. They create software or websites for different companies. It would be a huge financial investment for me but it can be done without me having to waste my time learning something I don't like.

this. Javascript is for the browser, not for mobile apps.

A Smart Home for elderly people. It reminds them when and what medicines to take. If they have dementia remind them who they are, who their family is, etc. If they have problems with mobility possibly floor conveyer belts, or like a shape-shifting or movable interior (stairs can turn into a ramp, set cabinet height)

Yes I realised that thanks

>lets Reinvent toilet papper
Give me ideas guys

You figure out a way to make an electric generator that is A) pulley driven and B) provides a specific amount of resistance, and then you can make a full set of gym equipment that generates electricity. Generator Gym. You give people an energy quota and if they produce more than that, that month is free.

The main problem I foresee is how do you maintain that resistance on the way back down.

???

What about like a big fat dick

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just get a babysitter for your elders?

>make robots with feelings
>when they revolt/malfunction, sell program to fix robots for tres $$$
>profit

legalized brothels

Where can I buy this shit?

These quotas wouldnt be archievable atleast for you to get any profit

Actually using Nativescript or Ionic you can make mobile apps with html/javascript/css

They are for ballerinas or some shit.

you buy shoes at a shoe store

Fuckin this all day.

Hey, my name is Rusty Shackleford. I'm doing a kickstarter for this cool new invention. Backers get them in whatever print they want, including memes or pictures of cats. Be sure to donate!

Except that you can sell excess power back to the grid. Solve the magneto problem and Generator Gym can actually pay for itself.

>go to gym
>work out every day, get real muscly
>pick up own legs cos am v strong now
>am levitating
>no need for public transport
>just zoom around in my 0 friction world

Not that shit, I mean like socks made out of wool or cotton, balerinas are typicaly made out of leatherlike materials

Also, as renewables ramp up, energy storage is gonna become a big deal, so you can have battery banks at the gym and rent storage space out to sun and wind farms.

its like a legal ponze scheme

an umbrella repair point

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>How to be successful
>Step 1) Never tell someone else everything.
>Step 2)

>Be me, meteorology major
>for dumb fags, thats weather
> get PHD
>recruit team of asian scientists
>have to be asian
>create weather gun
>Create giant cold hurricane
>everyone fucking cold
>meanwhile, harness the wonders of geothermal power and turn indian ocean into giant jacuzzi
>everyone wants a slice of my warm jacuzzi
>profit

Party insurance.

For a small fee, an insurance a adjuster can go to your house and make sure your party doesn't run out of liquor beer and hot women.

Basically I'd be a bootlegger and a pimp, disguised as an insurance company.

lol, what about that is hard? Image color manipulation, database for sorting the clothes by color majority, amount of colors on clothing piece by RGB value (some rgb thresholds) and some rng to randomize the outfits. Just use whatever those retarded artist's color laws use to generate an outfit that matches.

The concept is to come up with an idea that can earn you a million dollar, not one that will cost you millions

brillant

genius

>become Iranian Mullahs
>take American hostages
>get Muslim sympathizer to pay $400,000,000 ransom

genius

Let's make paper that's worth one USD per piece with multiple denominations

Phonebooth that takes sims so it can read your contacts in case your phone dies

>She walks these hills in a long black veil
>She visits my grave when the night winds wail
>Nobody knows, nobody sees
>Nobody knows but me
>Ten years ago, on a cold dark night
>Someone was killed, 'neath the town hall light
>There were few at the scene, but they all agreed
>That the slayer who ran, looked a lot like me
>the judge said "son what is your alibi?"
>"because if you were somewhere else then you don't have to die"
>but I spoke not a word, thou it meant my life
>because last nigh I'd been in the arms of my best friend's wife
>Im hanging by the neck, eternity is near
>She stood in the crowd and shed not a tear
>But sometimes at night, when the north wind moans
>In a long black veil, she cries ov're my bones
>She walks these hills in a long black veil
>She visits my grave when the night winds wail
>Nobody knows, nobody sees
>Nobody knows
>but me

Buy a Car
Paint it as a Poki ball
Ask nerds and lonely people were they want to go to find pokimons charge them like a Taxi.
Put add in Facebook and instagram tumbler
Would do but im in debt.

I had a dream once to create a bagless vacum. Ive never had the equipment to procede with doing so.

>abdooct childreen

Titty/pussy/used panties flavored candy, either hard or gummy variety. Sell it to the japs

once you get outside of Earth's atmosphere is all bagless vacuum

Carlos the Jackal ?
and is that fucking Obama ?
Also I have this really idea I stole from someone but it takes money to invest.

What about just a place to plug your phone in?

wat

have a crew of a few friends and go treasure hunting like some raiders of the lost ark bullshit

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just let them die?

Tabletop DnD but with VR.

You "sold" your "soul"?
LOL

noice

>normies eating up tech like african kids at a buffet
>hardware is more powerful than ever
>every OS is unoptimized shit that hogs resources
>code monkeys have fail.gif
Basically do what Applel did. Optimize code to run on shit hardware but unlike them make it open source.

I laughed

>Meteorology major
Wow way to waste your life faggot

>profit

Called invisible socks in France.
Not only for girl. Useful with summer shoes when you don't like not having socks.

light

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ahahaha

Samefag

WOW THAT'S A GOOD IDEA

You jealous of my idea?

You wish you thought of it?

>friends

when samefag is exposed

if only i had thought of that

No greater truth
It can be very heavy on some minds

You're right. Forgot pic to prove you're an idiot.

Sell Drugs.

How about you sell yourself and let the drugs cum

Shut down Sup Forums forever, everyone that's ever used it dies

>Run for president
>Offer niggers and millennials free money and stuff
>Ask for donations
>Fail to win nomination
>???
>profit

>stone gone
>niggers

>go to africa on big wooden ship
>captcha de blackman/s
>sell to fatherless black kids as rentable dads

ahahahaha

Life feels better after reading this. You've renewed my optimism in people, thank you

>???
>profit
What?

sex robots

Create an app for bulimic people, everything myfitnesspal has but add the option of how many calories are absorbed depending on how long before puking it up.

10/10

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Mechanical engineer here. What're some good inventions you think I could design?

and what if you don't have a charger (bonus points if it's some proprietary bullshit), or your phone is broken?
hence just a contact reader

A dating app that's like uber and tinder.
You swipe to pick who you can bring as a date to an event just for a day.
Weddings, friends, birthdays, whatever.
I call it "Hookr".

don't get it do you????? what's the point of a effin simcard reader in that case

if this joint were a plain text board about politics,music or whatever i would'nt care at all

now some data told me to go exactly here so here i am…….

at this very moment someone IS reading your data & mine too obviously;)
So not knowing youcan plug in your phone is retarted

like when you're persistingly claiming i'm exactly like you i'll get the piece i'd like more then anything else here……..

facts if you're as what you're telling everyone here are even if you don't know shit about it

or connected to some i'm lets say searching for based by financal matters

believe what you'd like cause a miserable lifeform can't see out of its tiny box

and no i've got nothing against you cause you're not my target but stop pretending you know everything and the reasons for everyones visits here

you simply don't & that's the very simple fact

but please enjoy whatever you'd like i'm almost done here anyway……..

>make the most tastefull food known to man
> secret is that it's made from american citizens excrements
> make every employee jizz in special sauce.

>be simple farm lad
>nothing going for me
>hate parents
>way over protective
>dad installed cameras in house
>can see my every move
>one day its all to much
>kill parents with hammer
>ride off on horsey
>anonymous saw me through secret cameras
>recruite me as assasin
>profit

brilliant