America appreciation thread

Thank you for protecting us!

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> Thank you for protecting us!
Said no one ever

what about pooland?

Thank you for imprisoning bin Laden as soon as he arrived in your country, so the US military could easily find and kill him.

Pakistan is truly the most trustworthy of allies.

>S.Korea, Kuwait, S.A., Canada and Eastern NATO countries don't count
KYS retard.

Our history of repeated aggression has long protected the world from an absence of exciting news.

>Hiding bin laden
>Kek, americans actually believe that
Your government payed our government to lie about hiding bin laden just so you could boast about capturing him.

Sounds credible.

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thx for capitsliam

look this well-trained mindless slave.

thanks aberiga

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Thank you for gradually crushing european culture with american media and linguistics.

Weren't two nukes enough, Satoshi-kun?

Nope we are fine alone. Come and invade us you fatfuck. :^)

Those weren't nukes they were bundles of freedom

>Ireland

because you had such a great culture to begin with.

t. american soldier in korea

ok i know being english teacher in seoul sucks, ryan

American slave.

America is great now and again. Thank you for fighting racism and discrimination and eliminating prejudices. The world would have been a much worse place without you!

Shut up and increase defense spending
Same goes to all you cucks