Hello...

Hello, Sup Forums! I am emigrating to Sup Forums from Reddit and I plan to stay here due to all of that SJW crap that is happening on Reddit. I have heard that at Sup Forums, we will do hilarious pranks and every post is uncensored. I can't wait to laugh with you guys. This is my introduction, and I am pleasured to meet you!

>Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3

Holy crap, my first green text!

I am not going to lie, I was expecting Sup Forums to get faster replies. Starting to become disappointed...

>being this open about being a redditor
Most likely bait

What do you mean?

8/8

Thanks!

What the fuck were you expecting? A "welcome to Sup Forums" party? Sorry bub, one thing you gotta know here is that by default, everyone here hates everyone else here.

>Not realizing it's bait.

reeeeeeeeeeee

Why? That just seems barbaric and uncouth. Should we not celebrate each other for being here ? We are the people that make the Sup Forums community.

Even though reddit is classy but founder of Sup Forums cum our beloved hero; Chris Poole is adorable, so in a way Sup Forums still wins. Heck, I don't even know shit about founder(s) of reddit. Bet they are fugly average joe.

you need at least the gold membership to roll with the chans

I am actually 37, so I would appreciate it if you would stop implying that I am jailbait!

An important thing to know about Sup Forums is what to say, and when to say it. Reddit isn't exactly looked upon in high esteem here on Sup Forums. Tread lightly, and learn fast, unless you're not easily offended.

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b8

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This is one of my favorite pictures that no one seems to post. Enjoy.

>>kek
>>captcha waffles
>>mfw no blue waffles

Ohh, hoh, hoh, hoh! I am the opposite of easily offended. I debate SJWs for hours on my mothersite.

This is the asshole of the internet man. You seem like you thought this was where all the le redpilled gentlemen come who are sick of mainstream faggotry. No dude this is where degenerates gather to shit on themselves in peace. Leave now before it's too late for you as well

Anyone have that bait pic with the caption "I just don't care anymore" or some shit like that? Cuz I don't

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Why doesn't Sup Forums like Reddit?

>I have heard that at Sup Forums, we will do hilarious pranks and every post is uncensored

It is not uncensored. Check out 8ch..net

This is disturbing. How do I block him?

For the same reason OP (who is likely you anyway) left

But there are still pranks... right?

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Ah, I see. Let me tell you, readers, that I am different than other Redditiers. You do not have to dislike me.

There is no escaping this hell

More like 7/7

Okay... But how do I block him?

Bait

>I am pleasured to meet you!

This isn't real.

I wanted it to be real.

I'm sad.

you get out, that is how

>yes

Stop calling me jailbait... I will state once again that I am a 37 year old cis male.

I migrated to here from Reddit yesterday, and this is the first time I have an actual porn folder on my pc

So it made you step outside of your boundaries. This is what Sup Forums is known to do and I can not get enough of it.

Are you calling me a faker? Piss off

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>greentext test

Sup Forums is not as fun or innovative as it seemed in those top ten videos... but I will stay, as I am no quitter.

I did not expect such hostility in my thread.

Okay, I am sorry for being so cynical. Can you guys please keep interacting with me?

It's not either of those things, people just seem to think so, cause every once in awhile, this cancer will spit out something not bad.

>Well, that is disappointing. How would you guys like to wreak some havoc?

How do you feel about this image op?

>Maybe I should depart to iFunny or 9Gag. They seem more light-hearted and maybe they will cause some disaster.

>What the heck is wrong with you? You are sexualizing innocent animals.

Pls stay off Sup Forums

Ok
What do you feel about this image?
>just building a profile on you friend

That is such a weird image! You must be the creative guy on Sup Forums.

What is that?

Yes i am
This one?
You seem pleasant to talk to

Those are the boys who shot up the school. As pleasant as I am, I have a boundary and I refuse to speak to you, anymore!

I am going to iFunny. This was a terrible experience, and I will never come back. Fuck you Sup Forums!

I love you user

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Founder of Reddit hung himself I can't help but think he should of been on Sup Forums

Welcome, fellow internet explorer, it seems you have reached the 4th channel, like many younglings before you. Attached picture file is a fresh dank image I cooked up for your personal meme storage. Of course this phot0graph does not contain myself as the person in it is under the age of 18. That's one difference between red1t and here is that you have to be 19 or upwards to see and post this website as there is lots of some porn. So enjoy this image and also here is some advice my friend: don't click any threads that say "trap" or "furry" as they will be yucko images with animals/ladies with exposed and/or erectionised penises... Most of all, remember to have fun! P.s. Heads up there's lots of pictures and stories of people and animals and ladies with cocks that are doing sex with each other so watch out for your random boners that may arise!!! Welcome to the squad buddy xD

>from reddit
>post introduction
>almost fell for it
>bait avoided

You blocking him by
Deleting system32 on your computer's hard drive

Welcome to Sup Forums friendo! I also used to be a Reddit gayboy but now I'm cool on Sup Forums (particularly on \b/ the random board where the memes happen). Here is my face, what do you look like mate?

Someone screencap this shit

I don't even give a shit if this is bait, get the fuck out.

Well like I have such a pessimistic personality it's given me depression, so yes, I do say some very disappointing things.

ARAARA WELCOME OP I TOO FROMA REDDIT LA LE XD XD XD WE WE RAIDZ THGE (FAGS ADN TUMBLER LAND WHALES XD XD XD XD WE WITH THAT BIG BOYZ NOW I AM NOT AUTISTIC I AM JSTU MISUNDERSTODA BUT HERE ALL THE NOR NORMIE CUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I am pleasured

That's what my dad always said after he hit me with our garden rake...

hi friend *w* hope you enjoy being here

>op is a faggot
>op from reddit
>proof that reddit is for fags

prove me wrong