/heem/: damien brown edition

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8/26: Lellator 160: Henderson vs Freire
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Previous thread: News:

>Khabib responds to Alvarez
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/khabib-nurmagomedov-just-blacklisted-ufc-champ-eddie-alvarez

>Kimbo Slice's son fights Johnny Tomasian in pro debut at Bellator 160
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/kimbo-slices-son-baby-slice-meets-undefeated-johnny-tomasian-in-pro-debut-at-bellator-160

>GSP says he wants Woodley
mmamania.com/2016/8/1/12341012/georges-st-pierre-just-said-yes-to-tyron-woodleys-call-out-following-ufc-201-mma

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=xKulKUMxYpg
champions.co/posts/4019048
bloodyelbow.com/2016/8/1/12341702/khabib-offered-a-fight-by-ufc-officials-expect-good-news-soon
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

shawb bless this mess

>ameridoops

Damien Brown Bless

/jef/

Woodley could legit beat GSP

>he's an OP
>on Sup Forums
>he does it for free
>even on a monday morning when more normal people are at work
>he takes his job VERY seriously
>he's never kissed a girl
>he's never had a real job

no shit, woodley would give him a 1 round beatdown

GSP relied too much on strength and jabs. Hence why Bigg rigg gave him a whooping

shut your bitch mouth and leave my friend alone

>haha rekt that guy bretty good 10/10
He provides a service, which includes the previous thread.
Even if 10 posts early, heem yourself burger

I think Moroz gets the win via better ground game and experience against high level competition

Weidman OP provided a much better service.

Damn, MMA Fighting needs to fire Raidmondi. Just put this guy in there from now on.
>American
>not a super manlet
>not a fag contrarian
>not a fag (Marc lives in West Hollywood and has never been seen with a woman)

And he isn't a dick like Luke. Also fire that fight Hawaiian shirt guy. Even Kid Cuck,Eugene are better than that shit head.

>Woodley has beat Condit
>Beat Lawler
>Beats GSP
>Calls himself the greatest Welterweight of all time

thank you adan

he's just angry he can't put his unfunny memes in the OP, it's ironic that he calls me a sperg desu

people are leaving /heem/ like rats on a sinking ship
rightfully so, mind you
appreciate those who stay and aren't cancer
I respect all quality posting /heem/sters

Be careful.

In terms of name power and drawing casual attention, is this the weakest Fight Night of the year?

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so far
next would probably be garbrandt almeida

In terms of name power, yes, but it should be a good card to watch
Who cards are generally fun and stacked cards are generally lackluster
People said 201 was a terrible card, but it turned out to be very fun to watch

did you even listen to him talk?
he btfo wonderwho who kept calling him tyrone and treated him like a nigger, then he called out nick diaz who's suspension is up tomorrow

now that's a perfect fucking move
you have the superfight with nick and make a shitload of cash, either way you're doing better
you fight wonderWHO and lose by chance, you aint making no cakes

it was actually genius on his part to call out nick, i'm pretty sure champions have ppv points included in their contracts, so get you a big draw asap and make that money while you can and as soon as you can, you heard him august baby.

you guys are just still so butthurt he made super quick work of your boy lawler.
lets not forget just how easily he destroyed lawler. not a scratch on him, now look at those goofs rory and condit.

smdh

nick vs woodley is interesting and if they dont make it that's a huge missed opportunity
i've been wondering who nick is going to fight after the suspension and this is fucking perfect

fuck kebab

Woodley's response to Wonderboy asking him to hype their fight is probably the most pussy thing a UFC champion has ever said in the history of the sport

Imagine looking the number one contender in the eyes and saying you wanted to fight an unranked opponent instead, immediately after winning the belt

Guys, what if this is the universe where Woodley eventually heems Wonderboy? After the year we've had, would you be surprised?

well, it is the card before 202 after all.

>next would probably be garbrandt almeida
lol what? that card had a ton of good fighters on it

this one has hardly any

Garbrandt had Sterling vs Caraway, Masvidal vs Larkin, Burkman vs Felder, and Barao vs Stephens.

All of those would be the co-main of the upcoming card. If Story vs Saffiedine was on this upcoming card, it would probably be the co-main event. This is the worst card to come out in the last few years without question.

>Woodley's response to Wonderboy asking him to hype their fight is probably the most pussy thing a UFC champion has ever said in the history of the sport
Chill with that hyperbole, dude.

its a 2/10 on paper so it'll be at least a 8/10 fight time

DUDE FIGHTS OVER IN 10 SECONDS BUT NOT REFUNDS LMAO

It's like Bisping wanting Hendo instead of Jacare, Romero, Weidman and anyone else ranked #12 or higher. Total coward shit.

Wonderboy has more momentum than a challenger in that division has ever had. Looking him in the face and saying you wanted to fight Nick Diaz who has been suspended for two years instead is ridiculously cowardice, biggest pussy move ever by a champ imo

lol youre such a pathetic nolife bitch.

Unemployed fucking loser sititng perched o his computer on a monday.

I'd love to fuck you up. Too bad you're too poor to afford to live where I live.

I'm actually interested in finding out how much pull Tyrone actually has. I'd be shocked if he didn't have to fight Wonderboy next.

Not that guy but did you watch the FS2 stuff before the card. Wonderboy was talking some shit in that Cruz way. Which is fine because he's a fighter. He said his style matched up really well with Robbie as he loves people who come forward. Tyron was out too long,is rusty,and just isn't very good. He also said he was already training to fight Robbie as Tyron was losing in the first.All Wondeboy did was talk about Robbie and how easy work he's was going to be. It was fine for Woodley to say respond to him with that.

Besides this is MMA. The window to make really money is small. You could lose that belt your next fight. Try your best to make those big fights happen. Tate went from $46,000/46 to 500,000. And is probably going back to 46/46. I remember Bendo getting pretty cucked on pay after losing the belt.

wonderboy talking shit after the fight was fucking unprofessional and disrespectful

hope woodley destroys him

which would you put as the second worse then adan?
in terms of purely names and casual drawing power, that one is pretty low on the list

are you the same dude freakin out last forum because not everyone loves twood?

everyone is entitled to an opinion squirt, no need to get your panties in a bunch when someone doesnt like the same thing you do. Life would be easier for you if you let go of things like this.

>just isn't very good
Wonderboy didn't say that or half the shit you're attributing to him. He gave his opinion on the fight and said Robbie would win

>Jacare, Romero, Weidman
You mean the three dudes that are constantly injured and/or bitched out when offered to fight Rockhold when Weidman pussied out?

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised, not because I think Tyron is better, but because it seems like nobody's safe these days. My picks have all gone to shit this year, and basically I can just ask myself this:

Which fighter do I want to win? Ok, that fighter will get knocked out in the first round.

>Talking shit
>Congratulating him and complimenting his performance
>a polite nod and question of if they'll be fighting in November
lol what

Wonder's already been calling out Robbie for a while, and having Nick fight at 202 makes perfect sense. People are too championship-obsessed.

The only good win he has is over couldn't-make-weight Hendricks.

probably that mexican TUF card, it was terrible too

i need to see this, i dont think wonderboy is capeable of talking smack

I think woodley was just butt hurt everyone was dismissing him, you can tell by the pic in

How can you type that out with a straight face
You couldn't fuck anyone up and you know it

Yes I did watch it and Tyrone is still a total pussy ass bitch lol

lol blacks are super shook about Tyrone trying to duck Wonderboy like a bitch

oh for sure, forgot all about that
only caught the top 3 or 4 fights on it and never rewatched it all
>casual

>Besides this is MMA. The window to make really money is small.
Yep - and a lot of the cas's in here probably don't realize that UFC contracts are written specifically like "we'll pay you like shit until you become champion." So, of course you want the biggest fights as soon as you get the belt, because it's written into your contract that you're making points on the PPV. Woodley vs Diaz at 202 would probably make him 10 Million or more.

hey don't put me in with these black loving cucks, i'm major against that!

there was some dude last thread white knighting woodley and crying whenever someone said they disliked him...poor little guy couldnt get past it.

Hence why i was asking if it was you.

So because Woodley would rather make way more money by fighting a name like Nick Diaz over Wonderboy, he's ducking Wonderboy?? That makes no sense.

>would probably make him 10 Million or more.
LMAO LAD WHAT

>last thread

You stay up all night /heem/posting? Jesus. Don't you ever think about the financial drain you are to your parents?

Wonderboy clearly wanted the Robbie fight, why does the title matter so much to him
Let Tyron make some cheese, he's earned it

he told him he was shit and undeserving not 30 mins after the fight, while being on the post fight panel, where you should be objective, completely unprofessional

GET OUT OF MY FRIEND SIMULATOR REEEEEEEEEEE

If you're making points on the PPV (as champions do) and the PPV does 2 Million buys, what do you think is going to happen? You realize that a lot of UFC pay is undisclosed. Miesha probably cleaned up at 200, even though she lost, because she had the belt at the time and that's how the contracts are written.

No he didn't. You seem to have heard only what you wanted to hear.

Bisping only jumped at that opportunity because in any other circumstance he was nowhere near getting a title fight properly scheduled. The other guys are all serious contenders that chose to wait for a time when they could properly prepare.

Ronda Rousey never turned down a challenge or tried to pick who she'd fight next.

Nah, 10 million is far too high mate.

Far too high.

It's nice being the only person on /heem/ that can drop over $1000 on UFC tickets. That's why my opinion matters and yours doesn't.

He hasn't earned shit, his title shot wasn't even legit
Ronda Rousey dropped a weight class to avoid fighting Cyborg

And how did that work out for the "other guys"?

...

find it for me and i will show you, all i see is this youtube.com/watch?v=xKulKUMxYpg

which is only a tiny bit

...

They'll get their chances eventually. Because they're actually great fighters whereas Bisping was only ever good.

so many shit mma nicknames

>his title shot wasn't even legit
yet he beat the champion

it only would be unlegit if robbie ko'd him within 30sec

Eh, I don't know, really. It just depends on how the contracts go. I would say it's at least $3M, and up to $10M, for a champion fighting on a card that does 2M buys. Nobody really knows for sure.

kek, it is you!

same applies to you little man - only difference is i'm not shitposting from my mom's ipad.

Kinda funny you go straight to the "w-we-well... you live with your parents" as your first rebuttal. Quit pretending everyone lives off their single mom like you.

nobody cares about wmma goof

Wonderboy gave his opinion. He's there as an analyst. It's his job. But there's nothing wrong with getting butt hurt at someone saying you're gonna get heemed like Woodley did. Even if it's their job. All I'm saying is Woodley has admitted to wanting easy fights and getting paid. I feel he knows he isn't a big name. I'd take easier fights to make tons of money like Fedor did desu.

>"I fight Nick Diaz"
>"pretty sure I can win this"
>"lots of eyes watching"
>"finally get points so I'm gonna get paid"

>"fight GSP"
>"it's fucking GSP"
>"if I win holy shit, he has to be rusty too"
>"if I lose at least I got fucking paid on ppv and show money"

>"fight Wondeboy"
>"I get heemed well that was it"
>"I don't make a lot of money either as we aren't huge names"
>"doubt this reached the ppv threshold to get paid out"

If Wonderboy/Woodley got put on a Conor card I feel the fight would happen. UFC needs to cut out this Hendo/Bisping shit.

It was a bullshit fight that nobody really wanted to see, Woodley looked like piss against the last top five guy he fought, Rory, and hadn't done much since then, compared to Wonderboy and Maia running a train on the whole division.

No, it isnt me. I live on the west coast and I sleep at night. I'm not up at 3 am sitting on Sup Forums desperately waiting for a (You) to pop up.

>Ronda Rousey dropped a weight class to avoid fighting Cyborg
Ronda fought at 145 at a time when everyone was fighting at 145. In one of her early fights (either her first fight or one of her amateurs) the commentators specifically say that she's small for the 145lb division.

I wanted to see it

cant wait till woodlee beats the brakes off of wondermeme

>wan't

>I wanted to see it
You're in the minority then. It did the UFC's lowest attendance and gate at the Phillips Arena by far and had no social media buzz.

SF had a 135 division for years before Ronda won the belt there. She was offered a Cyborg fight and turned it down, and then dropped a division. It's what happened. She's lucky so many people forgot, but I was there.

champions.co/posts/4019048

it had no buzz because they barely promoted this fight

the ufc probally thought woodley was going to lose

>wish i could stay up all night on heem...
>i would surely convince everyone how tyron woodley is the greatest of all time
>too bad stupid parents cockblocked me...
>bottle necked my monthly internet usage to 2gb
>i should have never downloaded so much trap porn
>fuck these guys on heem with unlimited internet and fuck my parents

So she was offered the Cyborg fight when she was 3-0? Exactly when did this happen?

ya it's you.

Still with that "you live with your parents" shit? You just admitted to being on /heem/ all last night and you're here right now. So you obviously don't have a job. I have a job. A good one. One that pays me enough that I was able to attend 194 and 199. What UFCs have you attended?

How this haircut called? I want it hard.

short back and sides mate

Short back and sides?

the bisping

i wish i could do that!

much like you, my mom also set a time when i'm not allowed to browse the net. Let me ask you this: did she also set parental controls on your mac too?

parents...am i right?

ask for shave the sides and keep the top wavy
like the ufc middleweight champ of the word mike bisbong

Woodley's not ducking anyone. Robbie's always my boy but Woodley's not ducking. He fucking fought Robbie Lawler. Can't call that man a coward.

What you autists don't understand is that if Nick Diaz says yes and insists on the 202 card then Woodley can ride on the coattails of Nate and the Potatonigger. Having Nick insist that the they be placed on 202 only adds more sway to that argument.

Unfortunately, Nick will probably never do that but even on another card with Woodley and Nick headlining, they'd make more money rather than set up Wondermeme, who barely anyone knows about. Nick and Woodley would at least probably draw upwards of at least 500K. Wondermeme would be lucky to get 300K buys.

The Nick and Silva card did 700K and that was a non title fight with shinless Silva and weed Diaz. Silva has never drawn much of a PPV unless he had the right opponent and his biggest ones were with Chael and Nick.

God damn dude. You're projecting so hard it's just fucking pathetic now.

Will you two stop bitching about your parents already.

>sides
>sides
>sides
What about back of the head. Can't fing legit pic.

>all this projection

Chill bro. That's not a good look

>yw get to see Nick and Nate heemed on the same card in your lifetime

feels good man

>What about back of the head
Short BACK and sides.

bloodyelbow.com/2016/8/1/12341702/khabib-offered-a-fight-by-ufc-officials-expect-good-news-soon