Has Sup Forums ever knocked up anyone?

Has Sup Forums ever knocked up anyone?

does plan b count? not confirmed.

Like by accident?

No but i almost did a couple times. My "pullout game" is pretty good too.

Twice with 2 different broads. Both aborted. Thank fuck.

Sure, whatever dude.

One found out her ovaries were fucked so I kept pumping her with my juice any chance I got. Another found out a month later and aborted

Same here. Im starting to think that maybe im shooting blanks. Been pulling out successfully for close to 4 years

Nope, few scares, but all good.
You'd be surprised how early pre-cum can come out when you're really, really into it. I did pull out for over a year with my ex.

Yup, this.

I knocked up my cousin.

Check the RH factor. Her cunt may be killing your spunk thus making it a barren place where your seed can find no purchase

Yeah, you're mom.

Dad, get off Sup Forums.

Just once. 17 year old had my abortion

I'm not mom

Yes. Ex gf. But I am 80% sure she lied and was never pregnant from me.

Also: my wife. She's about to pop any day. We are not on speaking terms bc she's a bitch and is going to ruin the birth for me because our fighting, and I'm the asshole by default because she's the pregnant one.

Only my wife 3 times

my hand, about 10060 times

I think soo, i never saw her again but i saw some pics years after and she had a kid after i left that may be mine.

You're the asshole for marrying a cunt

I guess so. Now it is irreversible.

Pic of the girl?
Details of the story?

Pregnant porn thread while we're at it

Off your wife and raise the kid right, in 8 years you'll have the perfect wife

Fun Fact: the pregnancy rate for those using coitus interuptus as a means of birth control is around 20% in a year, its actually lower than if you use condoms.

That's why I'm here.

> edgy mcedgeface
No. A child needs to have both parents bc otherwise they will turn into welfare niggers

Fun fact: using condoms is about 1000% less fun than busting on her titties and mouth

I'm sure your kid will turn out great growing up with a cunt of a mother and an asshole of a father, you know, as long as they're together

Yep we aborted it

So many.

Give us numbers.
Ages and nationalities of the girls.
Average way you got to fucking them, etc.

Better than divorce. Most kids of divorced parents that I know are majorly fucked up.

Hey, fighting parents is a standard.

What fun that child will have.

Yep. Girlfriend had an ectopic pregnancy and went to the ER. Lucked the fuck out.

That's my worry... :(
Becoming am adult / parent is about stretching and expanding and finding out how far your tolerance and patience can go.

And 2000 years ago fucking your kids was standard as well.

Oh, at least 1000%

Thought I did when she was visiting on vacation. Countless loads later she went home to Texas. Texted me a month later saying she's pregnant. Many months of wondering later the baby came out mexican

Maybe in 2000 years the standard will be no fighting. Or maybe no parents... Millenials aren't getting married, having kids, and are having less sex. Only shitskins and niggers reproduce, and they leave or beat their wives

nope a black girl wanted me to get her pregnant though, she already had two kids.

still a kv.