I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
>neo-Sup Forums will bash Ken-Sama I don't wanna be here anymore
Kayden Cox
>27 >attend a prestigious High School
nice try
Austin Murphy
Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
Levi Richardson
k
Elijah Myers
WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS NERDY ANIME SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS ANIME SHIT WHILE THEY user!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, FAT ASS NERD MUTHAFUKAS!!1!
your gonna get rejected in japan just the same as you are here. do you think they all walk around with katanas n shit? no, you'll be treated the same as if you walked around in cowboy garb, with a sixshooter at your side talkings about killing red skins around here- you'll be treated like a freak and a wanabe.
also, katana cant cut through steel, sorry. maybe a thin steel sheet, but thats is. it has no weight to it. before you bleet about all your katana bullshit, watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=2t4ojjzJJZ4
Joshua Wilson
>MFW user forgot moot wasn't a thing anymore
Michael Fisher
found the newfag
Nicholas Garcia
rate my uncle
Brandon Cook
Falling that hard for ancient copy pasta
Lucas Ramirez
>taking the bait
Bentley Murphy
Sorry I don't speak chinese
Julian Price
cool
Ryder Harris
Korea's better.
Jeremiah Stewart
Ken-Sama doesn't speak Chinese can someone translate this?
Calm down China will reclaim what's theirs, Korea was always a voluntary willing tributary state to Mao the son of Heaven
Blake Johnson
...
Sebastian Perry
>vastly superior to any other weapon on earth
Then why didn't the Japanese just slice through the nuclear bombs?
Joseph Walker
他妈的在说什么?
Gabriel Sullivan
The katana is not the superior weapon. Honestly its a shit tier sword that bends in real combat like a faggots dick to ops mouth. Katanas made for cutting test are decent but still, superior weapon is definitely a mcfucking no >Hungarian lynx .50 bmg bullpull anti material rifle masterrace
Ryder Watson
Copypasta is a bit stale
Camden Cook
We fucked up China once, we'll do it again. And we'll get Vietnam to help us.
단결!
Henry Thomas
...
Josiah Anderson
You realize that gun weighs more than you do, right Mr. Smith?
Stick to 3000m effective range turrets, you can shoot accurately beyond the horizon with those
Elijah Cooper
Arma 3 player?
Benjamin Reed
Ken-Sama will help us take over both of you
Again
Luis Nelson
M2a1 also masterrace i loved shooting this fucking beast >turret Yeaaahhh not at fun as actually doing it yourself Wtf is arma 3?
Julian Hughes
Woah there weeb
Anyone got that reverse weeb this guy's ripping off of? The Japanese cattle rancher who frequently disrespects his elders?
Cameron Hernandez
Ain't gonna be no "again" this time, bbygurl. We're ready this time.
단결!
Gabriel Murphy
wow this pasta is so old it still references moot... oh god ive been on Sup Forums too long
Aiden Hall
కాపీని పాస్తా ఈ హార్డ్ పడే కొత్త ఫాగ్స్
Gavin Bennett
Also self checking my delish quads
Bentley Kelly
Came here to say >this 2/10 troll thread for making me respond
Charles Rogers
Chekt >.50 beowulf masterrace
Cooper Young
Checked for quads and trips
Owen Campbell
Holy fuck
I got trips checking my quads
FEEL MY DIGITS YOU PEASANTS
Easton Turner
Also the only good sidearm in existence
Asher Rodriguez
>the heaviest turd out of Hungary Just fuck my shit up, fam.
Bentley Harris
I started the spongegar meme, idc about number sequences
Aiden Green
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grayson Edwards
Its an amazing piece of machinery friend, you can't deny it >pic Small ounce guns deserve respect too
John Evans
You really think Samsung can help you?
Jacob Phillips
dubs confirm weebs are subhuman
Carson Sanchez
You think we'd need them?
Jonathan Cooper
This thread again
Lincoln Torres
RIP in piece, Ken-sama.
Sebastian Wood
you chinks will take any excuse to shoot at eachother.
Ian Myers
You do >pic A sensible anti personnel gun i think every sniper on the field should use
Evan Davis
>implying whites don't over even pettier shit
Caleb Foster
Wa......why has it got sleds boss?
Owen Richardson
Ok my pseudogook friend
Blake Wilson
How are you still 27?
Charles Morales
>I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier.
You're gonna get your ass kicked. "A few older women and even fewer men still wear the kimono on a daily basis."
Hudson Moore
So you can glide effortlessly over the mounds of blown apart bodies and blood soaked snow.
Kayden Gutierrez
Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.
Logan James
OP takes men into his mouth
Chase Perry
That being one of them.
Zachary Hall
Doesn't Europe have a longer history of fighting with eachother?
Seems like the changs have done less shit to eachother but still hate eachother more over little shit
Samuel Torres
yeah but fighting over unhihabited islands in the middle of the fuckin ocean don't sound like fun compared to running around the french countryside raping all the lolis while you get shelled and strafed.
Angel Diaz
If you don't post "Good luck Ken-sama" in this thread, your mother will die tonight in her sleep.
Justin James
So practical! Like the swissarmy knife of tank distractors.
Robert Smith
No one's really shooting anyone over the islands. It's mostly rhetoric, with the occasional water-hosing from China.
William Turner
Hamster/10
Julian Myers
>Mfw you're a French loli
>Mfw the German women got raped by the slavs
> who got raped by German steel
Jason Powell
Ah fuck off you know you want #jewsoutforhitler Europeans are different from the changs because after a fucking huge ass qar so unbelievably fucking huge and bloody they will still sit down at a dinner table together >chinks Nope still standing the fuck at the border permanently squinting at eachother
Christian Walker
Why "gomennasai" And why call yourself "Ken SAMA" ?!
Cooper Reed
Yeah, but if it happens it won't be much fun compared to this.
Asher Sullivan
Exactly, you can use it for any situation, from taking out a small bomb carrying child to an airplane 1000ft up to a group of peoples hearing when you accidentally fire without warning the rest of your squad
Brayden Flores
> implying that whites don't stick the fuck out anywhere in Asia
Grow the fuck up, OP, and get with the real world
Jeremiah Cruz
But no Jews === influx of Muslims. You want that?
Luis Young
>fun Asians don't take pleasure in rape. Well, except the Japanese.
Angel Hall
>ww1
>ww2
> all Europe pretty much still hates eachother
The chongs fight furiously through internet tho. Engrish wars all over YouTube.
Fly around the islands. Kim Jong Un kills some civilians and new haircut rules.
Engrish wars continue
Jeremiah Hernandez
I hope this is accurate
> I'm sorry Ken-sama, don't you know you're just a white guy? ...Oh yeah? Katanas really are the best (idk, Google translate says "daisen") Uh... well, you really don't like anything in America? Good luck with Japan.
Cameron Cook
HOly SHit monkey man!
Lahti-l39 is the best gun ever
QUADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christian Scott
Honestly i say glass em. Mudslimes are just a ticking time bomb and jews just cut everyones dick off, actually and metaphorically
Dominic Sanders
Google Translator let you down. He clearly asked if Ken liked anime.
Levi Cruz
there's no decent lolis in the middle of the ocean m80 and every hotblooded man loves rape, even if his eyes look weird
Lucas Cruz
First Sino jap war they took their own prostitutes so they wouldn't f the populations sisters daughters and moms.
Then that changed. Oh Plus those ancient failed units who went on a few rampages.
The Fuck is happening to you chongs too much hentai and maple story now
Lincoln Bailey
DUBS GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice get prototype user, what's it called?
Aiden Howard
We shall now supply every country with the new best gun in the world. Absolutely happening
David Bell
Jews BITE everyone's dick off
#MetzitzaBpeh
Daniel Bell
time stamp or gtfo, fucking melon farmers.
Julian Flores
Go away, Un, we don't like you down here.
Well you know...it's Japan. Everyone loves them for anime and shit, but beyond that, no one really cares about Japan or its not-so-great history.