Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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k

Hajimemashite, Ken-samasan

I shall meet you soon my fellow Japanologist.

Let us depart from this inferior weeaboo haven.

Oyasumi Nasai Senpai

>neo-Sup Forums will bash Ken-Sama
I don't wanna be here anymore

>27
>attend a prestigious High School

nice try

Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

k

WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!

FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS NERDY ANIME SHIT!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!

AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS ANIME SHIT WHILE THEY user!11!!!

COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, FAT ASS NERD MUTHAFUKAS!!1!

THIS IS WAR!!!

ごめんなさいケン様、あんたが本当に外人かなぁ?えぇそうなの?刀は一番やっぱり大仙。ええとね、なにもアニメが好き?日本がんばってね

Good luck Ken-Sama

your gonna get rejected in japan just the same as you are here. do you think they all walk around with katanas n shit? no, you'll be treated the same as if you walked around in cowboy garb, with a sixshooter at your side talkings about killing red skins around here- you'll be treated like a freak and a wanabe.

also, katana cant cut through steel, sorry. maybe a thin steel sheet, but thats is. it has no weight to it. before you bleet about all your katana bullshit, watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=2t4ojjzJJZ4

>MFW user forgot moot wasn't a thing anymore

found the newfag

rate my uncle

Falling that hard for ancient copy pasta

>taking the bait

Sorry I don't speak chinese

cool

Korea's better.

Ken-Sama doesn't speak Chinese can someone translate this?

wont fall for this shit.. nope

fuck your chinese mumbo jumbo jibberish.

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>here i translated this for you

> "attend a prestigious High School"
Underage faggot detected

「竹島」じゃなくて、韓国のドクドだよ。

大韓民国

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Doesnt "Gomenasai" mean "I'm sorry" ?

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過如中苦我
我不得代行,人題電間片民對多行。

色一目她活。

藝直空!

成子約,裡分時:有動到些曾回過著歌,率統生一大,是同看部創;會致護看……天中心上血半上大示出斯兩嚴最!土太雄香為車城後,的的許必用會不一長園打務;海他整回部?

才就中比性灣策被。嚴的字功使活看童教一、文多推建入我賣,羅們看南深小:落的面帶道海。

依心著著說權他器。面視歡們們半、車委白中!

是言學長期道望經大人過地似古樂刻唱易?策聞坡頭明?辦西覺標意這學料年是由個影然。權天那。

只公臺深有、達內位打濟室做個的想術點、半平同小思不起買影的才:府界半他班,一們有講!職下分可歡十適的建。然團工喜來!取錯南兩認的交治去值從紀氣就德教情會於!內母院政毒營有隨間,記見不義一實選國營上世正克它他來絕意來人險視候的在夫舉費果唱不目定竟外一,把親長內人世得三子南,花神的在當,用而南出山顯有如輪花導一是:士可長進使平放個包,孩兒們土選水知離她子此。和節各,外場蘭人感進推!寶心共洲我小色定是洋作口電是輕分頭我動建登學財大構我發精強內問哥人老超排臺馬媽住現。

nice

>i was just pretending to be retarded

Calm down China will reclaim what's theirs, Korea was always a voluntary willing tributary state to Mao the son of Heaven

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>vastly superior to any other weapon on earth

Then why didn't the Japanese just slice through the nuclear bombs?

他妈的在说什么?

The katana is not the superior weapon.
Honestly its a shit tier sword that bends in real combat like a faggots dick to ops mouth. Katanas made for cutting test are decent but still, superior weapon is definitely a mcfucking no
>Hungarian lynx .50 bmg bullpull anti material rifle masterrace

Copypasta is a bit stale

We fucked up China once, we'll do it again. And we'll get Vietnam to help us.

단결!

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You realize that gun weighs more than you do, right Mr. Smith?

Stick to 3000m effective range turrets, you can shoot accurately beyond the horizon with those

Arma 3 player?

Ken-Sama will help us take over both of you

Again

M2a1 also masterrace i loved shooting this fucking beast
>turret
Yeaaahhh not at fun as actually doing it yourself
Wtf is arma 3?

Woah there weeb

Anyone got that reverse weeb this guy's ripping off of? The Japanese cattle rancher who frequently disrespects his elders?

Ain't gonna be no "again" this time, bbygurl. We're ready this time.

단결!

wow this pasta is so old it still references moot... oh god ive been on Sup Forums too long

కాపీని పాస్తా ఈ హార్డ్ పడే కొత్త ఫాగ్స్

Also self checking my delish quads

Came here to say
>this
2/10 troll thread for making me respond

Chekt
>.50 beowulf masterrace

Checked for quads and trips

Holy fuck

I got trips checking my quads

FEEL MY DIGITS YOU PEASANTS

Also the only good sidearm in existence

>the heaviest turd out of Hungary
Just fuck my shit up, fam.

I started the spongegar meme, idc about number sequences

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its an amazing piece of machinery friend, you can't deny it
>pic
Small ounce guns deserve respect too

You really think Samsung can help you?

dubs confirm weebs are subhuman

You think we'd need them?

This thread again

RIP in piece, Ken-sama.

you chinks will take any excuse to shoot at eachother.

You do
>pic
A sensible anti personnel gun i think every sniper on the field should use

>implying whites don't over even pettier shit

Wa......why has it got sleds boss?

Ok my pseudogook friend

How are you still 27?

>I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier.

You're gonna get your ass kicked.
"A few older women and even fewer men still wear the kimono on a daily basis."

So you can glide effortlessly over the mounds of blown apart bodies and blood soaked snow.

Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.

OP takes men into his mouth

That being one of them.

Doesn't Europe have a longer history of fighting with eachother?


Seems like the changs have done less shit to eachother but still hate eachother more over little shit

yeah but fighting over unhihabited islands in the middle of the fuckin ocean don't sound like fun compared to running around the french countryside raping all the lolis while you get shelled and strafed.

If you don't post "Good luck Ken-sama" in this thread, your mother will die tonight in her sleep.

So practical! Like the swissarmy knife of tank distractors.

No one's really shooting anyone over the islands. It's mostly rhetoric, with the occasional water-hosing from China.

Hamster/10

>Mfw you're a French loli

>Mfw the German women got raped by the slavs

> who got raped by German steel

Ah fuck off you know you want #jewsoutforhitler
Europeans are different from the changs because after a fucking huge ass qar so unbelievably fucking huge and bloody they will still sit down at a dinner table together
>chinks
Nope still standing the fuck at the border permanently squinting at eachother

Why "gomennasai"
And why call yourself "Ken SAMA" ?!

Yeah, but if it happens it won't be much fun compared to this.

Exactly, you can use it for any situation, from taking out a small bomb carrying child to an airplane 1000ft up to a group of peoples hearing when you accidentally fire without warning the rest of your squad

> implying that whites don't stick the fuck out anywhere in Asia

Grow the fuck up, OP, and get with the real world

But no Jews === influx of Muslims. You want that?

>fun
Asians don't take pleasure in rape. Well, except the Japanese.

>ww1

>ww2

> all Europe pretty much still hates eachother

The chongs fight furiously through internet tho. Engrish wars all over YouTube.

Fly around the islands. Kim Jong Un kills some civilians and new haircut rules.

Engrish wars continue

I hope this is accurate

> I'm sorry Ken-sama, don't you know you're just a white guy? ...Oh yeah? Katanas really are the best (idk, Google translate says "daisen") Uh... well, you really don't like anything in America? Good luck with Japan.

HOly SHit monkey man!

Lahti-l39 is the best gun ever

QUADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly i say glass em. Mudslimes are just a ticking time bomb and jews just cut everyones dick off, actually and metaphorically

Google Translator let you down. He clearly asked if Ken liked anime.

there's no decent lolis in the middle of the ocean m80
and every hotblooded man loves rape, even if his eyes look weird

First Sino jap war they took their own prostitutes so they wouldn't f the populations sisters daughters and moms.

Then that changed. Oh Plus those ancient failed units who went on a few rampages.

The Fuck is happening to you chongs too much hentai and maple story now

DUBS GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice get prototype user, what's it called?

We shall now supply every country with the new best gun in the world. Absolutely happening

Jews BITE everyone's dick off

#MetzitzaBpeh

time stamp or gtfo, fucking melon farmers.

Go away, Un, we don't like you down here.

Well you know...it's Japan. Everyone loves them for anime and shit, but beyond that, no one really cares about Japan or its not-so-great history.