I'm going to 7-11

I'm going to 7-11

You assholes want anything?

Beer faggot

I'll take a Royale with cheese

Mango Arizona

Sour Patch Kids.

Taquitos, those chocolate covered raisins and a national geographic

Do this to the clerk

Pick me up some jerky and a blue Slurpee.

Twinkies

Give me a hot dog with toppings that a hundred people have coughed on, and an overcooked slice of freezer section pizza.

Large slurpee. Cherry or gtfo

Yoooooo pick me up some cherry coke

Make me a birthday cake slurpee. XL. Please and thanks

A big bite would be great

I'd like a box of 50 .38 Special cartridges.

Get me the prostitute that hangs out around the back

Wait no make that a medium Pina colada slurpee thanks babe

Get me a rape kit pls

I want all of their Yoo-Hoo.

And I'm serious, don't just bring back a couple. I said ALL of their Yoo-Hoo, and I fucking mean it.

You know what nevermind I just want a bag of takis, no slurpee. Thanks hon. Love you.

I'll meet you there

grab me a dime from the guy behind it

4 fried chickens, some white bread toasted and a coke

Pick me up a can of Cope snuff

i want 8 mini tacos and a bottle of Arizona fruit punch a BOTTLE not a fucking can

Big gulp, a cup of there free chili and a taquito plz

Grape swishers. cant buy myself anymore :(

Get me a prepaid visa card

Some beef and cheese burritos

you faggots and your 7-11 jokes. the twin tower attacks aren't a joke. thousands of people died

Fresh blunt wrap and a 40 oz of cheap malt liquor.

Freschetta pizza please

Get me some Pizza Pringles.

Get this guy some salt.

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

...

some sour skittles and a mountain dew

Shark Week donut you faggot

Reasons to live.

Nah I'm good

I'll take a glazed donut and bottle of anything. To go.

Get me two tall boys

kek
subtle

Big Guld Diet Coke and 2 slices of pizza.

cop me a yellow powerade and a payday please. thanks.

kek. im impressed you got that so perfectly

Dental dam and a resses

Banana cognac bitch

I'd like a big mac please

One of those oatmeal cream cookies.

Bag of hot fries, XL Cherry Slurpee, 2 Glazed donuts, and the 7-11 m&m cookies

Are you high as fuck?

Nachos with cheese

No, that's what I normally get

Who the fuck actually drinks diet coke? Is it for the health benefits, which really there are none. The shit tastes like straight bubbly cancer.

Hot cheetos a monster, kitkat and jack obe of their toilet paper rolls we are out

Nigger alert.

Funyons man! Yeah! Funyons!

Gtfo faggot.

2 corn dogs
A bag of dill pickles spitz
2 litre of mountain dew
Big bag of nacho cheese doritos
1 tub of Ben & Jerry's halfbaked ice cre

Always remember 7/11

These please.

Get me 2 slices of pepperoni pizza, strawberry pop tarts and a medium hi-c fruit punch fam

Cherry slurpee and the cash register

See if they have this.
Also, what state are you in OP? Is it one where you can get beer at a convenience store?

Parliaments and some blunt wraps

what state cant you buy beer at a convenience store?

Pick me up a fountain Dr. Pepper, you fucking cock sucker.

Yeah. Can you get me some stove top stuffing, some oranges, a copy of people magazine, a squeaky dog toy, a 3 pack of light bulbs, anod a car air freshener.

Violet crunch.

Pennsylvania, Utah (probably)

Biggest slurpee they have. Just mix all the flavors. Oh and a chili dog

Colorado in some places. None of it is over 3.2

Cornetto

yeah buddy, grab me some chicken tornados and some jalapeno chips

Careful crossing the street, OP

I'll take a slim jim and some cheddar combos, man

a sour patch kid slurpee and a hot dog with nacho cheese and jalapenos from the nacho bar please. Oh, make it a bacon wrapped one.

butterfinger and a gatorade, red one

Everything in the cash register

You can in Utah because they don't have liquor stores

You must be a califag also. I feel your pain. I'm 20 so I've been buying them for a couple years now and all of a sudden I'm driving to Vegas to get bongs and blunts

xhot cheetos plz

Battletoads

I WANT A MOTHA' FUCKIN' DONUT!

The money from the register

Nigga nah.. Actually yeah..

Wait nah nigga i'm good..

My will to keep living

I've never seen a diet coke in the hands of an action man.

purple doritos and takis fuego, nigga

...

First-Aid kit to go please.

Would kill for a can of cope mint longcut mane

Coney Island Root beer beer and those nachos with cheese you add for free. Thats the comfiest 7-11 combination

Condoms (medium), a redbull, a lighter, a banana, and all of the iPhone chargers in the case on the checkout counter.