You have 10 seconds to come up with a weak excuse to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

You have 10 seconds to come up with a weak excuse to explain why you don't have a gf Sup Forums

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bc she's not sure

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....because.... because..... their all lesbians!

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Because my standards are unrealistic based on what I look like and my financial status.

My wife won't let me.

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When it's over, and God knows as well as we it is
When we pack up, and stack up what's her's and what's his
When we make up the stories to cover up the shame
They never will believe, we simply fell out of love
So one takes the bow, one takes the blame

It won't be easy to throw away so many years and smile
But don't feel guilty we gave it our best for a while
But the story we tell our friends must always be the same
Cause they never would believe it was really no ones fault
One takes the bow, one takes the blame

One takes the bow, one takes the blame
That's the way you have to play the game
Your friends need someone they can talk about and blame
And God forbid that my friends need the same,
Ain't that a shame?

When we get lonely and lonely we'll get now and then
Just remember that somewhere we both still have a friend
Love's not forever and ours went as gently as it came
So for all the years I loved you and you know I really loved you
You take the bow and I'll take the blame
You take the bow and I'll take the blame

2D>3D

hahahahahahahahaha

what a stupid cunt

you got a kid?

Had one back in November... I only like red pilled black women so it takes a while.

I just found out that my girlfriend of 4 years shares the same father as I do. She was adopted, and as it turns out, she was my father's child from another relationship. I have a child with her. With my sister. I don't know what to do with this information.

holy shit dude

If true that's fucking hilarious, but I do feel for you it's just wtf are the chances

Because I am a fucking idiot and a waste of space

Enslave the loli

Had 2, got caught, have none :/ Rip

'in a good cause there are no failures' - Hitler

This is the plot of a House episode lmao

yup! got a kid and a wife.

still can't get a gf.

Good..... this is good....
is it a girl?

All chicks I go for are thots who use me to get to my Chad friends. I'm not ugly or out of shape(not really super buff, just average) and I dress A+. Why do I get no grills? Is it because I'm not confident enough?

I got fucked over a year and a half ago and I haven't been able to look at women the same

Luckily there's weights and music

I'm a straight femanon.
3 seconds
BAM

Because its not worth the effort atm

I'm socially awkward neet with nothing to offer the world.

Master plan is to hit on girls at welfare office queue. But that takes guts, guts i don't have........

To break up with a girl I'd always say:
"I just have a lot of family stuff going on right now..."

Had a girlfriend. Never again.