Hey Sup Forums i just woke up. gonna drink some coffe until i poop. :)

Hey Sup Forums i just woke up. gonna drink some coffe until i poop. :)
How is your morning? have you been pooping? do you poop before or after coffe?? or both?

Dont drink coffee. Not good for your heart beat rhythm

I haven't gone to sleep yet

Coffee is disgusting

fuck off,
Haven't skipped at day in 10 years.

I've been chronically constipated for 6 years now

Always after a bug ass cup of coffee

Is this something to be proud off? Don't ever be dependent on anything.

i pooped at first and now i have my coffe so its too late

agree my heart rhymthe is weird after my cofee
it goes bum bum bum BUm
not Bum BUm Bum bum
do you understand

But Yerba mate is better than coffe. anyone here drink it? i will buy some when i run out of coffe

I shit out of my penis.

yeah fuck air

I depend on coffee to make my morning headache away as well as I depend on my money to buy me food.
Both to be ditched in dire need, but I generally prefer not to dive in dumpsters.

pooped in my coffee

Coffee isn't bad for you lol. Yes it is a drug, but there's no real evidence that says a cup of coffee a day will harm you.

you have in iphone but dont food?

I have 2 cups every morning or I'm not human

Coffee is fucking foul. I don't know why you fucking normies go crazy for it.

Coffee helps me poop. But if I wait long enough it comes anyway.

I'm pooping right now. feelsgoodman.jpg

i don't even m8

I love the taste of coffee. I often drink decaff, it's not the effect I want but I love the strong, rich, roasty taste of black coffee.

somethimes it feels like im getting MORE tired when i drink coffe, how come?

It needs more energy than it releases up until around 15 min of drinking. Around this time the caffein kicks it, activating your body's energy reserves.

Not too long ago some doctors prescribed it as a home remedy for sleep problems.