>be me
>soldier.jpg
>be gay
>have a bf
>we go to the apple store
>decide to make my move
>get on my knees
>he cant believe it
>open the box
>say: "Reply to this thread nicely or mother will die in her sleep tonight."
>he answers "not immunity neither anything else can save her."
>mfw
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I want to know if he said yes?!
aww how cute
What are you, fucking gay?
Nice
You said: " .. OR MOTHER will die in your sleep tonight" so it's your mother? Unleash the hounds
Kill yourself fucking faggot i bet you got anally raped by the whole fucking army
No it's ours....brother!
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This pic is so cute.
Men in uniform are my fetish.
fag
youuuu YOUUU
That's sweet.
What a fabulous army you got there, americans... ;)
Reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep tonight no immunity
.i love u
.
Cute
Could you add my father too? The faster i get that inheritance, the better. Gotta make that money work. Motherfuckers been keeping it IN A BANK! IN A BANK I TELL YOU!
All gays should burn to death.
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Fucking dumb nigger fag
fag
What a nice story.