Ok so a guy who i nearly killed a few years has found out that it was me and is gonna kill me with his gang of...

ok so a guy who i nearly killed a few years has found out that it was me and is gonna kill me with his gang of turkroaches.

The story of how i nearly killed someone

>be me
>16
>have major beef with kid in my class
>kid is fat, turkish and gay
>turkroach.jpg
>he takes it a step too far
>has autist attack punches me randomly
>breaks my nose
>get driven to hospital in ambulance
>while driving get a bright idea
>turkroach cant handle spicy food
>medical disorder
>his tongue burns from the slightest touch of hotness like pepper
>happen to know a guy who bought pure capsaicin crystals
for fags who dont know what this is the pure extract from chillis, this is what makes them hot.
>head over guys house
>hello.jpg
>user...what are you doing here
>tell him about plan
>immediately says yes

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>guy has beef with turkroach as well
>whole year does
anyway
>head up to his room
>takes out small metal security deposit box
>rummages around for key
>user, pass the gloves, this shit burns skin on contact
>give guy gloves
>opens box
>takes out cling-wrapped metal box
>cuts into clingwrap
>takes out smaller metal box
>opens and throws out papers
>all warning papers
>read one
>"this product is 16 million scolville units, UNFIT FOR DIRECT HUMAN CONSUMPTION
for comparison the hottest pepper is only 2,200,000 SHU
>having second thoughts
>guy takes out small metal cylinder
>this is it user!
>perfect.avi

The next day
>turkroach and guy are in the same gym class as me
>perfect opportunity to spike faggots lunch
>go to locker room
>find turkroaches bag, get lunchbox out
>open lunchbox
>some gozleme, turkroach feed
>"guy, pass the gloves"
>open metal cylinder
>inside is small pill sized container
>inception.jpg
>use small spoon that comes with kit to take it out
>crystals are waxy consistency
>only about 2 grams worth
>rub all over his food
>put everything back
>go back to class
lunch time
>sit at table right next to turkroach
>he takes out lunchbox
>takes out food
>scoffs it all like the pig he is
>his eyes widen
>his lips are trembling
>starts babbling
>hhot hooot HHOTTT
>falls on ground

Reply to this post or your mom dies

Well time to skip state or country or use your firearm if they break into ur house.
I've had ghost peppers and Carolina reapers whole, terrible drunk idea with friends. Can only image how that fucker felt lol

Fake and gay.

Pure capsaicin chrystals are as expensive as fuck.

>turkroach starts shaking uncontrollably
>autisticscreech.mp3
>his eyes roll back into his head
>fuck, hes having a seizure
>teacher runs over
>starts doing first aid shit
>turkroach stopped breathing
>teacher does cpr
>halfway through heart stops
>get defib
>use on turkroach
>brings turkroach back to life
>teacher starts yelling in pain as his mouth burns
>ambulance comes
>takes turkroach and teacher away.

>mfw turkroach suffered burns to his mouth and oesophagus and was clinically dead for 3 minutes

so guy cracked and told turkroach all about it. hes sending is fellow roaches after me and are probably gonna kill me

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fucking retard

Dude kill your self first.

get a machete or an axe or a big kitchen knife dude. Go down slinging. That or skip down. Sell everything you got that's big and bulky, pack ur bags and GTFO. I suggest train as ur obviously in Germany.

Im actually ausfag

Easy, then just move continents.

Coming from a country with many turkroaches (netherlands) I am seriously worried mate, most likely they will either beat you to near death or actually try to put you in a coma.

>get 50$
>hire an army of abos
>???
>profit

Wow you guys are really afraid of these guys? Things must be worse than I thought with immigration than here (California, USA)

Round up your mates, fortify the house.

Its because youre american buddy
Youre all taught from day 1 that no one can harm you because youre the best
Here in the real world we realise that being outnumbered significantly highers your odds of getting got

Buy gas for abos it's cheaper.

Fu

yeah, nah, you're pretty much fucked hey

ok m8, go to bunning or ask your neighbour if u don't have time. Ask to borrow a machete for your 'weeds' or an axe for your firewood.

OR pull a runner, leave the state. If u got no money jump on one of those interstate freight trains. No one ever checks them.

Gasoline or shit to huff?
Woulda thought 50 abos at 1$ a piece was pretty cheap

Turkroaches mates are here. Theres 3 of them. I have 5 in the house. We are armed with 10 knives . Turkroaches have no idea. they have nothing. Fat roach is in the car waiting for them to finish. let the games begin

Bro just come to new Zealand and make friends with the Maoris, their lick niggers all of them are violent and in gangs.

Oooooh, I thought it was like 50 for 10 abos.

To all those asking why OP is scared of turkroach remember that he is only 16 and theres more than one turk

Why are you scared of Turks? They're a bunch of pussies. Are you built like a little bitch or something? Fuck that nigger up with your fists, get pussy, profit.

Don't know your stereotypical ideas about us Americans but I grew up with a brother in a gang. Sister on drugs and both parents always at work. Couple friends died in highschool. Everyone I know is better now but America has lots of different ppl and cultures.
I never been to Australia and my stereotypical ideas are probably just as bad as yours.
Hope everything works out with you.

...

Stay at a friend's place for a few days.

.

hohohohohohohhoooho brutal meme

Maybe if the abos are all uppity an shit
But if you find your garden variety crawlspace-abo theyre cheap as fuck

Fuck dude knife fights always end bad for both sides.

Burn his house down and finish the job. Kill him in his sleep.

Holy shit they work for less than Mexicans. Only drug addicts would consider working for that much

op here. shits goin down. turkroaches are trying to climb into house. we threw bricks from the balcony and fucked up turkroaches car. fat roach has left the car. he has a tiny ass leatherman. as I was typing this a mate hit a turkroach on the head with brick. hes screaming

Get like the walkabout dream time abos that live in the desert. they make like spears and shit.

They are. They are all fucking druggo idiots who can't stop sniffing gas and drinking beer.

Just cover yourself in capsacin, now he can't touch you.

Im confused as to what youre trying to say buddy
Because you didnt have a silver spoon upbringing you cant think youre harder than you are?
I dont mean anything by it but americans tend to think they can take on anyone
Dont get caught up in my generalising of your peoples prove me wrong

Sniffing gas (petrol) that is wack

ay.. ay ay ay ay ay m8... this Sup Forums, we can't have you talking like that. people will think we're all soft and polite.

>More like this
At least we don't have mass shootings everyday

Ok

Wouldnt work theyre too free
Same as you can get a nigger from the bronx to fick his family over for 5$ but a tribal africsn wouldnt

Peppers got you into this peppers will get you out

defib is not for stopped heart it's for 200+ bpm heart, and cpr comes after that

fug

op again. 1 roach has fucked off. their trying to break the door down, using fat roaches body.
we're taunting them. their yelling in roach. time to fuck them up

Why the fuck are you typing to us as a brawl is happening wtf

Only if OP were in the land of the free he could be able to pack some heat

It should be called what it is, "a heart stopper"

btw i dun goofed with the story. he went into cardiac arrest not heart stop

i have a metal door outside. currently their just yelling shit

inb4 Roleplay

Man bronx niggas want more than that a pack of newports cost twelve bucks due our states unfair tobacco taxes thats why i buy rollies

Yeah this. But I guess fibrilation is the heart-going-crazy thing so it basically translates to crazy-heart-stopper

How many people are with you?

read faggot

True, but it still stops the heart and RELY on the sinus knot to start it again.

dont

>we threw bricks from the balcony and fucked up turkroaches car

Why are they at his house at 9:53PM? I'm ausfag too.

Yes I didn't say otherwise. The automatic thing also tells you what is going on and if you're supposed to restart the thing yourself with massage.

nice dubs. and turkroaches have no curfue

Is op kill?

photos of turkroaches car?

COUNTER ATTACK

Hell yes!
Kill em all!!!!!!!!

no because this is all fiction

nightime in bad neighbourhood. its dark and no streetlights

Fuck off Dennis you're dead anyway

2soon4mom

op signing off. turkroaches are close. the night is long. time to fuck shit up

A shame.

Good luck op. I recommend a baseball bat, there fun for car-smashing

Put me in the screen cap

>Buddy
Dirty canook.
Honestly speaking though americans dont really have that complex. Were just a bunch of differently cultured faggots living together. Btw we are always afraid some other dumbshit country is gunna fuck us over if you really think that any of the major nations think they have nothing to fear from other countries its already too late to stop the spread of autism in your body.

-_-

Are you using a fucking Nokia use flash faggot

Greed is the ultimate monkey

Nope just been tainted by maplemen
Why are you trying to turn this into a political thing man

Several reasons why this story is bullshit
1 He's Aussie
2 16 yold with capsaicin? Wtf why? Maybe some hot chillies but wteva
3 I'll sit next to the guy who broke my nose and watch him die
4 what fkn teacher is trained with defib and what school has paddles around?
5 mate who assisted in the attempted murder tells the guy who he poisoned and not a teacher when there would have been a major investigation
6 You're obviously too young to live alone so why arent your parents calling cops
7 you're posting during a supposed home invasion
8 you're Aussie

Here's your (You)

What really happened
>turk hits op for pranking him with chillie
>breaks nose
>op daydreams about revenge

Fuck off turkroach

Says the rich white kid from garden city