ok so a guy who i nearly killed a few years has found out that it was me and is gonna kill me with his gang of turkroaches.
The story of how i nearly killed someone
>be me >16 >have major beef with kid in my class >kid is fat, turkish and gay >turkroach.jpg >he takes it a step too far >has autist attack punches me randomly >breaks my nose >get driven to hospital in ambulance >while driving get a bright idea >turkroach cant handle spicy food >medical disorder >his tongue burns from the slightest touch of hotness like pepper >happen to know a guy who bought pure capsaicin crystals for fags who dont know what this is the pure extract from chillis, this is what makes them hot. >head over guys house >hello.jpg >user...what are you doing here >tell him about plan >immediately says yes
>guy has beef with turkroach as well >whole year does anyway >head up to his room >takes out small metal security deposit box >rummages around for key >user, pass the gloves, this shit burns skin on contact >give guy gloves >opens box >takes out cling-wrapped metal box >cuts into clingwrap >takes out smaller metal box >opens and throws out papers >all warning papers >read one >"this product is 16 million scolville units, UNFIT FOR DIRECT HUMAN CONSUMPTION for comparison the hottest pepper is only 2,200,000 SHU >having second thoughts >guy takes out small metal cylinder >this is it user! >perfect.avi
Andrew Fisher
The next day >turkroach and guy are in the same gym class as me >perfect opportunity to spike faggots lunch >go to locker room >find turkroaches bag, get lunchbox out >open lunchbox >some gozleme, turkroach feed >"guy, pass the gloves" >open metal cylinder >inside is small pill sized container >inception.jpg >use small spoon that comes with kit to take it out >crystals are waxy consistency >only about 2 grams worth >rub all over his food >put everything back >go back to class lunch time >sit at table right next to turkroach >he takes out lunchbox >takes out food >scoffs it all like the pig he is >his eyes widen >his lips are trembling >starts babbling >hhot hooot HHOTTT >falls on ground
Henry Nguyen
Reply to this post or your mom dies
Grayson Richardson
Well time to skip state or country or use your firearm if they break into ur house. I've had ghost peppers and Carolina reapers whole, terrible drunk idea with friends. Can only image how that fucker felt lol
Eli Flores
Fake and gay.
Pure capsaicin chrystals are as expensive as fuck.
Ian Martinez
>turkroach starts shaking uncontrollably >autisticscreech.mp3 >his eyes roll back into his head >fuck, hes having a seizure >teacher runs over >starts doing first aid shit >turkroach stopped breathing >teacher does cpr >halfway through heart stops >get defib >use on turkroach >brings turkroach back to life >teacher starts yelling in pain as his mouth burns >ambulance comes >takes turkroach and teacher away.
>mfw turkroach suffered burns to his mouth and oesophagus and was clinically dead for 3 minutes
so guy cracked and told turkroach all about it. hes sending is fellow roaches after me and are probably gonna kill me
get a machete or an axe or a big kitchen knife dude. Go down slinging. That or skip down. Sell everything you got that's big and bulky, pack ur bags and GTFO. I suggest train as ur obviously in Germany.
Dylan Howard
Im actually ausfag
Nolan Sanders
Easy, then just move continents.
Coming from a country with many turkroaches (netherlands) I am seriously worried mate, most likely they will either beat you to near death or actually try to put you in a coma.
James Martinez
>get 50$ >hire an army of abos >??? >profit
Dylan Richardson
Wow you guys are really afraid of these guys? Things must be worse than I thought with immigration than here (California, USA)
Benjamin Sanders
Round up your mates, fortify the house.
John Jenkins
Its because youre american buddy Youre all taught from day 1 that no one can harm you because youre the best Here in the real world we realise that being outnumbered significantly highers your odds of getting got
Dylan Hernandez
Buy gas for abos it's cheaper.
Thomas Rodriguez
Fu
Dominic Rodriguez
yeah, nah, you're pretty much fucked hey
Luis Allen
ok m8, go to bunning or ask your neighbour if u don't have time. Ask to borrow a machete for your 'weeds' or an axe for your firewood.
OR pull a runner, leave the state. If u got no money jump on one of those interstate freight trains. No one ever checks them.
Chase Myers
Gasoline or shit to huff? Woulda thought 50 abos at 1$ a piece was pretty cheap
Jaxson Sanders
Turkroaches mates are here. Theres 3 of them. I have 5 in the house. We are armed with 10 knives . Turkroaches have no idea. they have nothing. Fat roach is in the car waiting for them to finish. let the games begin
Evan Rogers
Bro just come to new Zealand and make friends with the Maoris, their lick niggers all of them are violent and in gangs.
Oliver Thompson
Oooooh, I thought it was like 50 for 10 abos.
Owen Collins
To all those asking why OP is scared of turkroach remember that he is only 16 and theres more than one turk
Zachary Myers
Why are you scared of Turks? They're a bunch of pussies. Are you built like a little bitch or something? Fuck that nigger up with your fists, get pussy, profit.
Isaiah Sanchez
Don't know your stereotypical ideas about us Americans but I grew up with a brother in a gang. Sister on drugs and both parents always at work. Couple friends died in highschool. Everyone I know is better now but America has lots of different ppl and cultures. I never been to Australia and my stereotypical ideas are probably just as bad as yours. Hope everything works out with you.
Zachary Scott
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David Martinez
Stay at a friend's place for a few days.
Jeremiah Edwards
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Mason Bennett
hohohohohohohhoooho brutal meme
Zachary Bennett
Maybe if the abos are all uppity an shit But if you find your garden variety crawlspace-abo theyre cheap as fuck
Jacob Lee
Fuck dude knife fights always end bad for both sides.
Robert Young
Burn his house down and finish the job. Kill him in his sleep.
Jordan Howard
Holy shit they work for less than Mexicans. Only drug addicts would consider working for that much
Andrew Robinson
op here. shits goin down. turkroaches are trying to climb into house. we threw bricks from the balcony and fucked up turkroaches car. fat roach has left the car. he has a tiny ass leatherman. as I was typing this a mate hit a turkroach on the head with brick. hes screaming
Joshua Sullivan
Get like the walkabout dream time abos that live in the desert. they make like spears and shit.
Carter Hall
They are. They are all fucking druggo idiots who can't stop sniffing gas and drinking beer.
Brayden Phillips
Just cover yourself in capsacin, now he can't touch you.
Kevin Hughes
Im confused as to what youre trying to say buddy Because you didnt have a silver spoon upbringing you cant think youre harder than you are? I dont mean anything by it but americans tend to think they can take on anyone Dont get caught up in my generalising of your peoples prove me wrong
Alexander Roberts
Sniffing gas (petrol) that is wack
Jonathan Smith
ay.. ay ay ay ay ay m8... this Sup Forums, we can't have you talking like that. people will think we're all soft and polite.
>More like this At least we don't have mass shootings everyday
Leo Russell
Ok
Jackson Hughes
Wouldnt work theyre too free Same as you can get a nigger from the bronx to fick his family over for 5$ but a tribal africsn wouldnt
Robert Gray
Peppers got you into this peppers will get you out
Jason Peterson
defib is not for stopped heart it's for 200+ bpm heart, and cpr comes after that
Brayden Mitchell
fug
Asher Hill
op again. 1 roach has fucked off. their trying to break the door down, using fat roaches body. we're taunting them. their yelling in roach. time to fuck them up
Adam Morales
Why the fuck are you typing to us as a brawl is happening wtf
Christian Perry
Only if OP were in the land of the free he could be able to pack some heat
William Parker
It should be called what it is, "a heart stopper"
Adam Baker
btw i dun goofed with the story. he went into cardiac arrest not heart stop
i have a metal door outside. currently their just yelling shit
Jayden Jones
inb4 Roleplay
Nathan Bailey
Man bronx niggas want more than that a pack of newports cost twelve bucks due our states unfair tobacco taxes thats why i buy rollies
Nolan Perez
Yeah this. But I guess fibrilation is the heart-going-crazy thing so it basically translates to crazy-heart-stopper
Cooper Cox
How many people are with you?
Leo Murphy
read faggot
Connor Moore
True, but it still stops the heart and RELY on the sinus knot to start it again.
Xavier Gomez
dont
Gavin Miller
>we threw bricks from the balcony and fucked up turkroaches car
Nathaniel Jackson
Why are they at his house at 9:53PM? I'm ausfag too.
Ryder Martinez
Yes I didn't say otherwise. The automatic thing also tells you what is going on and if you're supposed to restart the thing yourself with massage.
Nathan Sanchez
nice dubs. and turkroaches have no curfue
Chase Sullivan
Is op kill?
Michael Thompson
photos of turkroaches car?
Dominic Wilson
COUNTER ATTACK
Ethan Wilson
Hell yes! Kill em all!!!!!!!!
Charles Powell
no because this is all fiction
Nathaniel Anderson
nightime in bad neighbourhood. its dark and no streetlights
Owen Perez
Fuck off Dennis you're dead anyway
Christian Wilson
2soon4mom
William Garcia
op signing off. turkroaches are close. the night is long. time to fuck shit up
Josiah Barnes
A shame.
Thomas Bell
Good luck op. I recommend a baseball bat, there fun for car-smashing
Gavin Bailey
Put me in the screen cap
Daniel Sullivan
>Buddy Dirty canook. Honestly speaking though americans dont really have that complex. Were just a bunch of differently cultured faggots living together. Btw we are always afraid some other dumbshit country is gunna fuck us over if you really think that any of the major nations think they have nothing to fear from other countries its already too late to stop the spread of autism in your body.
Lucas Baker
-_-
Jayden Lewis
Are you using a fucking Nokia use flash faggot
Ian Ross
Greed is the ultimate monkey
James Miller
Nope just been tainted by maplemen Why are you trying to turn this into a political thing man
Justin Reyes
Several reasons why this story is bullshit 1 He's Aussie 2 16 yold with capsaicin? Wtf why? Maybe some hot chillies but wteva 3 I'll sit next to the guy who broke my nose and watch him die 4 what fkn teacher is trained with defib and what school has paddles around? 5 mate who assisted in the attempted murder tells the guy who he poisoned and not a teacher when there would have been a major investigation 6 You're obviously too young to live alone so why arent your parents calling cops 7 you're posting during a supposed home invasion 8 you're Aussie
Jace Rogers
Here's your (You)
David Bailey
What really happened >turk hits op for pranking him with chillie >breaks nose >op daydreams about revenge