My calculator got rekt. Trips decides what I do with it

My calculator got rekt. Trips decides what I do with it.

>inb4 up the pooper

throw it at a moving car

Chances of me getting trips is 1/100.

No thanks. I wont even bother telling you what to do with it in this post.

Sage

intra-anal experimentation

throw it at a cop

Use your phone like a normal person.

burn it for the glory of Allah

>off by one

Do a Viking ceremonial burn, on a lake or something. Have a flaming arrow and have a paper/wood boat and shoot at the boat

eat it

fuck, reroll

sell useing like a really expensive image and then send it and say fuck you.

Put it in a blender and make a smoothie and drink drink drink it

in a condom and up your ass
if no condom, plastic bag

will it blend?

assemble all the pieces to make it look like a csgo bomb and pretend to activate it in public

Ask a pc repair company to repair it and beg that you will pay them anything to fix it

roll

:^)

literally only a circuit board and rubber. It looks way too obvious.

Get a straw. Light the parts on fire. Freebase the fumes to gain the calculator's knowledge.

Eat it

I mean a method of burial. Dubs decides

no fuck you, trips were gotten. deliver faggot

Roll

Now I don't know to much about the insides of a calculator... But is that a Lego piece?

impressed almost noone saw the win

The master of shit posting, that's just some trash at this point, throw it away get a life

nah, it's the membrane for the buttons

that's the number pad thing. it's all one rubber sheet, just looks like a lego piece bc op can't afford a camera so he's using a potato

Put all the pieces into the toilet at once, flush until it goes down. Make a webm and post it

reroll

Make a handcrafted fingerbox out of it

Reroll and live stream it

bust a nut on it

winner.

Winrar

This

Not with it, but,
Learn math

up the pooper

in the pooper

Jack off to it, and when you are done; use the jizz and blend it with the calc parts to make a smoothie