That motherfucker slaps you gf ass !

That motherfucker slaps you gf ass !

wat do ?

High five him.

Be very confused.

Ask him how he did it.

kick his leg and watch him fall

Cut off his other leg and call it a draw

Thank him for giving me a gf

Suck his dick and make him have a wobbly orgasm so he falls down. Owned.

Ask him if he knows Monty Phyton.

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Just hand her over... his dick's almost as long as his leg, and actually longer than his arm. I can't compete with that.

a dick as long as his leg

Slap a post-it note on his forehead

Shove his dick into my mouth repeatedly until he cums

KEK

How does it walk?

Ask him,how?

Top kek

Sweep the leg

Slap her with what his cock?

"nubs" my girlfriend.....

shame for him she is into choking and shit....

Explain me how can he manage to slap one's ass.

Give him a bj while fondling his stumps, that guys a stud! GF loves watching.

how os he gonna slap nothing without a hand? i mean just look at him.

Ask him how the fuck he maintains all that muscle mass.

Challenge him to an ass kicking contest

ask HOW?

Tip him over & finger his ass for good measure.

Kek

I would applaud him........

......since he obviously can't do so, himself.

so lucky his big dick survived the accident or war

>That motherfucker slaps you gf ass !

>wat do ?

Feel pity and lust at the same time, give into my fetish for big cocks and amputee stumps and go to town on that cock while my woman services me.

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I'd eat his ass while the girl sucks his cock.

Tell him to put them up

I'd break his fingers.

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Start poking him with a stick.

>h-hey stop th-OUCH S-STOP F-F-FUC-K!!

High five, haha i'm just trying to pull your leg
calling handsfree'112'. jeah i'm standing by. don't walk away you pervert. But then i took a arrow to the knee.