Would you also be able to do the impossible and not have sex for 40 entire days?

Would you also be able to do the impossible and not have sex for 40 entire days?

I know a guy who didn't have sex for 2 whole weeks and he almost went nuts

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I don't believe you.

I'm taking the same challenge starting this coming Monday. I've done three weeks before so I'm optimistic.

> havent had sex in two weeks
> want to fuck myself
> would hold two chicken nuggets together and fuck that I'm so horny

Really though, how do you guys manage

I talked to a friend of mine who is lactose intolerant and I asked him "oh man do you ever miss ice cream" and he told me he had never had it so of course he didn't miss it

it's like that.

this desu senpai

wasn't it more than just that, like he couldn't masturbate either?

>tfw 24 yo virgin goes with sexually active friends to see this at the theater and pretend that the main characters struggle is way to much..."man that's fuggin hard! No sex? 40 days?"

Am I the only one who thought this film didn't make sense?

I could kind of see that as a struggle although a lot of guys can go no fap for a while

most of you have lasted 40 years. what's another 40 days?

I could do it standing on my head, or better yet, holding my breath!

He couldnt jerk off either retard.

>On the 40th day, a newly single Nicole learns of the betting pool, makes a large bet and then rapes Matt while he is asleep.

>Erica subsequently believes Matt dishonored his vow and was unfaithful to her, but Matt wins Erica back by reminding her of the special moments they shared during their relationship.

I've wanted to try this, but it wouldn't be fair to my wife.

Don't worry, she can just carry on using her Bull instead. Plus that way you can spend more time with her son.

I think that's the only scene I remember, doesn't she handcuff him to his bed frame and he breaks it off to escape?

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This thread fails everytime it wasn't just sex he couldn't e-jack for 40 days. Now seriously ask yourself could you go over a month without that? Especially if you have this super cute girl and super crazy girl wanting to ride your cock?

>Would you also be able to do the impossible and not have sex for 40 entire days?

I know a guy who didn't have sex for 9 years since he was legally able to and he went nuts THAT GUY IS ME

>male rape

I haven't fapped for 5 days after doing it daily for 10 years.

I'm fucking miserable. It keeps me up at night, it's made me care about my appearance on a Patrick Bateman-tier level, I actually care about not having a gf now, I'm sending nudes to people from the internet, and the porn I'm glancing at is getting more and more deprived, yet at the same time I don't want to jerk off both because I don't want to go back to normal and also I'll be regretful. I thought no-fap was supposed to make you feel better.

What does wissipb mean? I actually wanna know what I'm getting angry at.

It will once you start getting pussy.

I have never done it, but I can totally see how it would give someone the drive to improve themselves and go out and get women.

It doesn't. Fapping is just a stress reliever. Don't listen to people who say it's better not to. They're full of shit.

>deprived
i think you mean depraved you illiterate mongoloid. how the fuck are you going to get a girl if you can't grasp basic language concepts

what is she saying in peanut butter

No I mean the porn I'm watching is stick people

Why would I do it? Is there a reward after the 40 days or is it just some stupid bet?

she raped him. Pretty cut and dry, really.

getting a boner isn't consent dipshit, that's as much out of your hands as getting wet is for a woman

I didn't have sex for 27 years.

You become a sorcerer after 40 days. Of course, you'd already have to be pure to be eligible for wizard status.

He was having a lot of trouble getting over his crazy rapist ex and sex with other women wasn't working so James Franco had him make the bet cause thst was supposed to help him get over her somehow.

I havnt had sex in 4 years

Inevitable Female version remake:
Woman can't go forty days and forty nights without her mobile or social media

Main character is Allison Brie