ITT: We work at an office

ITT: We work at an office

Man, can you believe Carol? Carol from accounting? I mean what's up with her, man?

The damn printer is out of ink atian

Yeah i can't believe what she did

Then fucking buy some you fucktard

Is that the drunk chick from the Christmas party?

Did anyone pick up a cake for Jim's Birthday?

He wanted to jello instead

Carol's a straight-up dyke, that's what...you ain't never going to get the time of day from her, man.

Hey, Marty, while we're on the subject: Tom fucked Sue in the parking lot after work yesterday. She's been telling everyone that she thinks Tom's dick is half-an-inch bigger than mine, but I swear I got a half inch on him.

So who's bigger, me or Tom?

Yeah I can't believe she gave Dave head

She gives everyone head--she's still a dyke.

No one want to see you're cock pete well except Simon he's a fag

Any one want mints?

I'll have some mints

Thanks a lot, doublemint dave

I'm his son Andy.

Mark the mint man

I'm Doublemint Dave. Gum?

WHO SET THE TRASH CAN ON FIRE!

hey guys its me, jim halpert. i have a crush on pam from reception, should i tell her? hold your reply i have to prank dwight lol

Ofice r gey

Anyone mind if I turn up the AC? It's a little stuffy in here.

Also Doublemint Dave still has my pen.

No, also no one give a shit if Dave have your pen

I don't. I lent it to Sally yesterday night. She might still be wearing it.

Sally? Sally in accounting right?

Fuck it, i'll let her have it, im not going near that dyke.

Yeah. She wanted your pen because it was thin enough to fit.

You're Marc from HR right?
You sorted out that temp job for Andy yet?

Mike the mint man, Double mint Dave gives you gum

Guys I found a gas chamber in the basement does anyone care to explain?

That's bill's gas chamber

Have you tried turning the fucking thing off and on again?

I thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone you fucking nark