Not my proudest fap. But certainly not my most regrettable fap

Not my proudest fap. But certainly not my most regrettable fap.

wow user. What was the sexual apeal in this picture?

I want to put my dick in that hole

Put in your butt!

I find purple very sexual. I love women with purple lipstick, for example. Also, it looks so smooth. I just want to rub my dick on it.

Guess I'm not the only one.

Hell yea you're not the only one

What is this?

lol OP I have made cakes like this. They're called mirror-glaze cakes for obvious reasons.

Fuck load of gelatin. You just fapped to pig knuckle juice.

this.

See

Dunno but it looks delicious

Wow

This is me being a landwhale but that looks like a fucking doughnut

A ~fucking~ doughnut you say? :^)

well it definitely looks really fucking sexy not gonna lie

Enough for you to fap to it?

I get this user, I could deffo wank to this and not feel embarassed

woah.

How about some purple latex, OP?

Oh god, please don't. I already fap to stupid shit like giantesses and shrunken men. I don't need another fetish,

Unlike giantesses and shrink ray, you can buy latex online.

Are you seriously implying that I can get women wearing the latex?

Of course not, just wearing it while fapping. For optimal results, wear the same color gloves as the model on the pics you fap to. Why the fuck did I just write that?