How do i turn my straight friend gay?

how do i turn my straight friend gay?

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>implying sexuality is a choice

you can't. sexuality isn't a choice, remember?

You can't make him gay but you can broaden his sexual horizons or whatever. Shemale and trap porn helps a LOT. Like goddamn. But the thing is he'd probably have to have some small amount of interest in that however tiny, even if he isn't aware of that yet.

Hot pic by the way.

become trap

Remove his brain, useless faggot.

>turn my straight friend gay?
helping a faggot?
nah, nope

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Catfish him on the internet, pretend to be a girl and lead him on, start sharing porn and pretend you have a futa or trap fetish, get him to accept it to be with you, start by sharing stuff that's futa on girl, into futa only, into futa on guy, in to traps and things with dicks that don't have boobs at all. Eventually cut contact, break up, pretend you died, whatever. It will be too late, he'll be gay already.

You suck his dick, obviously.

bump

sexuality is a social construct, I was born gay.

I thought it wasn't a choice.

doesn't work like that you dummy

Before i went on Sup Forums i considered myself straight and overtime all this gfur and traps and you name it turned me gay. I believe everyone has a little bit gayness in himself he doesnt know about

Anyone know where I can find scans/rips of Heat magazine?

This

And also
Sexuality isn't that big of a deal, just enjoy yourself

Trap hentai and gay porn and also hit him on the head a few times.
Use a tire Iron and stick your dick in his mouth when you hit him.
He'll bite your dick off and then you can use it as a chew toy for his now 3 year old equivalent of brain functionality he has left.
And now he's gay and you don't have a dick so kys faggot

What's the source on these? It's the same artist but I can't find anything

peritian/blueblur8lover

he doesnt need to be gay in order to have gay sex

Thanks friend

>extreme dual monitor graphix super CPU lots of cooling power
>play mortal kombat arcade kollection

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See every pixel.

It is though.

the twins shown in the op image are characters by peritian, too.
the image itself wasmade by fumiko.

I would have been able to say I bought my gaming rig to play league on if league actually worked on windows 10

Nigga you gay?

Damn that's some hot shit

Nah, I just want to get fucked by dudes

Have you tried paying him money?

Yeah lol

>sexuality isn't a big deal
>implying humans aren't alive only for sex

you bought a new rig freklz?

Have him start posting on Sup Forums.

Or maybe you could call up the Jews and have them turn him gay. Though traditionally it's been the Japanese who decide.

That's exactly my point

yeah like a couple weeks ago

didn't I tell you

I like this thread

Same

>insert Sup Forums
>wait
>anything goes
>provit???

That's a pretty rude thing to try and do.

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But it would be fun

Your definition of fun and mine seem to differ.

Still, get him drunk, maybe that'll work.

turn on the gay switch that exists in men's butts

Put on your tinfoil hat and telepathically send him subtle gay meatloaf recipes

no, I just remember you talking about buying one

specs?

How does anyone turn you straight?

Do you want to be straight?

Would that be better for you?

Would you be happier if you were straight?

You don't "turn your friend gay" so don't even try.

It would be the same as if everyone around you tried to turn you straight.

>Why would you even consider such a totally fucked up idea?

(Not op) that would probably be a good idea though~

I'm not on it right now, but it's a i7 6700k, geforce gtx 1070, msi gaming m5 mobo, 16 gb ram, 250gb ssd and 1tb hdd

Try really hard to break his will and suck his dick

Alcohol probably won't make a straight dude gay, but it will make someone who isn't quite sure if they're gay pretty fucking gay.

God fucking damnit. why doesn't anyone wanna see Suicide Squad with me? >:

It can definitely make a guy more open to getting blown

I'm going to see it this Thursday with some friends. Very excited.

Why not just go see it on your own?

Weed can make a person pretty damn gay

It helps, but for me it just makes me sleepy. I do get super horny for being all cuddly when I'm high though.

damn son, thats crazy

I cannot wait till I am able to build mine

seeing movies on your own is kinda lame...

I'm that asshole who sits in the front and talks during the movie. Like MST3K

I feel like I got way better than I actually use, but whatever, that just means it'll last longer

It gets me insanely horny. Guess it just depends on the person.

That's fun if you're at home with some friends. I wish I knew some people around here that were into MST3K.

Have you been to the live broadcast shows? They're so much fun.

Yeah, I prefer indica so it definitely gets my body feeling nice, but it makes me too sleepy to be "horny", y'know? Still, makes touching and feeling super fun.

Artist?

it also means you can play more modern games too with a better frame rate.

What is your monitor output?

No clue, sorry.

no idea what that is o-o

Go fuck yourself, asshole. No wonder why nobody wants to see a movie with you, you fucking autist.

Same same. Although i do get really tired though, i like to stay awake. Going to sleep while high kinda feels like a waist to me

1080p 60hz I believe

2 of em

When do I get to come over and watch scary movies with your mother?

fuggg

mirin

are you watching the olympics?

It's not called MST3K, but it's effectively MST3K, it's Bill Corbett, Mike and whoever was the voice of the other bot, I feel bad but I don't remember. They riff movies live, and it's broadcast into a bunch of theaters.

rifftrax.com/live

It's seriously excellent. Go to it. I watched them do The Room and it was so. Fucking. Good.

Ah, see, I LOVE getting stoned and going to sleep just as it starts to hit.

>OP admits being gay is something you can just choose/turn off or on
>Fags are choosing to be fags just so they can be degenerates
>Republicans were right all along.

whenever you like bb

also have you transcended into nameless-but-not-really scum now?

made games a lot more interesting

I am not

I do not think I am who you think I am

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oh you're kissy

didn't have enough to go off of and darwin STILL keeps trying to flirt with my mother via proxy so that was my first guess

I know
I plan to seduce her too eventually

Well now this is interesting.

I have eaten half a small pizza, and feel terrible about it.

But the real question is do I stop here with the mild disappointment, or just eat the rest of it and really HATE myself?

can you do movie banter as well as darwin?

you should, lots of good drama

whats it like living with a fast computer?

Yeah Will, sorry

No, unless your mother is a weeb.
My plan was to just have him use me as a proxy and take all the credit.

>implying you aren't already full of self loathin

What are you doing here? Last I saw you were in the waifu threads.

Now I want pancakes...

maybe I'll put it on the living room tv or something

it's awesome, I no longer feel bad about turning off my computer because it only takes like 8 seconds to turn on

might not be too successful, then

Fair enough. Full pizza then?

Futanari, trap

I frequent all sorts of threads.

this

sounds fun, I'll check it out.

I probably should have mentioned that I only go to black theaters. I fucking love the commentary

Let him fuck your mother...

That is alright I do not actually want her.
I have my eyes set on much greater prizes

Why not? Maybe food can fill that empty void in your soul.

Should have guessed as much.

Eh I have pot, booze and porn for that.

I'll save the pizza for tonight and eat it for dinner.