Anybody ever have much fun with swinging? Also general swinging/open relationship thread

Anybody ever have much fun with swinging? Also general swinging/open relationship thread

That looks pretty gay.

Its actually a lot of fun, in a non-gay way

You get off on seeing your woman with naked men? Yeah you're gay as fuck lel

You watch porn?

You're into the same gay thing then

lol ok Gaylord

You like it you cuck, I know you do

Swingers are always so fucking ugly. It's like they've had to settle with each other (because ugly) and start swinging in the hopes of getting something out of their league.

>starting a swingers thread on a board with a bunch of 15 year old lel-lords

Only cucks have open relationships. Kill yourself cuck

I bet you have really effeminate mannerisms.

>I talked to a girl online who's boyfriend wanted to watch her get fucked.
>I pull out a condom and boyfriend says I don't need to put one on
>I fuck her, he reached out to feel my balls and the base of my cock going inside of her.
>I cum inside of her and pull out
>boyfriend leaps forward to eat my cum out of her cunt
>next week get another message from girl
>says she wants to see her boyfriend get fucked
>Tell her okay
>I fuck boyfriend
>he is crying that it hurts
>girl is telling him how much my cock turns her on.
>cum inside boyfriend and pull out
>Girlfriend tells him he did a good job.
>meet up with them a few times later
>fuck girl mostly
>she tells me her boyfriend was bad one week so he needs to get fucked
>fuck boyfriend with no mercy.

faggot

Its only sexy if she doesn't want to do it.

A hole is a hole and his ass is tight as fuck.

Yeah but you have to be gay to get aroused enough to put your dick in a man's asshole.

Not necessarily

Explain. This should be amusing.

What if your wife is licking your balls while you finger his wife as you're fucking him in the ass? Is that gay?

Meth

Yes?

thays very fucking gay

Seems pretty gay

Oh

Ok, then

Yeah gay and really weird.

Thats gay but you're in complete control of the situation, you're the centre of the sexual experience and the Alpha male. Thats the best fucking bit, who cares if its gay?

I can second this

Fagola

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Knock knock who's there faggot that you

Anyone have anything from the user who swings with the other couples? He posts from time to time. Swinganon - if you are lurking, what's the latest?

Theres nothing wrong with wife-sharing or husband-sharing

Say's the man who watches his woman get fucked by other men as he slowly dies inside. Tell me, when is the last time you felt something, felt anything?

Thats what I said to the judge!! Be he still gave me 20 years for not being married.

fuck you

i share my wife with another couple every couple a months. its fun.

Told my girl about it. She was kind lukewarm about it for the longest while.

Its been 3yrs since I told her. Shes tried 3 guys in that time period and the last guy really messed with her. He wasnt at all the problem, though; he was pretty perfect and THAT was the problem.

When they met they fucked three times in four hours. Apparently he had been a background in S&M (he was ex military) and the way he handled my girl really set her off psychologically.
When I finally came home, I found her in a pretty strange mood. Kindof on edge, slightly hyper, a little distracted. We usually would have sex after she would finish with her guys but this time she stripped off but only to shower. Right before she got it she pressed her fingers inside her pussy and pulled a string of cum out and kind of just played with it for a second. That floored me. She never EVER expressed any interest in having unprotected sex before so this was pretty freaking exciting but also rather terrifying considering hiw quickly he got her to change her mind.
Either way stuff started to go downhill for a couple weeks after that. She started being really distracted, moody and flighty for about a week. We had considerably less sex there for a while and she would get really impatient and bitchy over little things. Eventually we got in a fight almost exactly a week later so I ended up going over to a friends house for a bit to let her chill out. She ended up then going over to the guys house and fucking him again and didnt come home until much later. When she came home she didnt say a word about where she had been because it was pretty ovvious considering she haddnt answered any texts or calls. She ended up taking a shower, crying for a little bit and then we had a long conversation about how I wasnt measuring up to her expectations. According to her, getting with this guy opened her eyes to what she might ve missing out on. I was rather uoset but I kindof understtpod. Im a beta fuck and always have been

yeah thought so

Tell us more, or greentext? Ignore the haters.

Kek cuck

my wife's friend always wanted to do a DP so one drunken night she volunteered me. Now we kind of trdae of every other time to see who wants both

Me too. Its been a while though

yeah, i never push for it to happen. i just enjoy when it does.

continue

Nice - does the wife who's not being DP'd participate or watch, or just stay home? Any female/female action?

plenty of girl on girl stuff

>having balls touch head

When you DP them, do you guys trade off who takes the pussy and who takes the ass, or does it depend on which wife it is? Ever try DVP or DAP?

That is so awesome, had you and your wife previously done anything with anyone else? Had you talked about it?

DVP and DAP is porno only shit. too much work to make it fun. and yes, sometimes we flip a coin to see who goes where.

we have talked about several times before.

fucking beta shit, square up nigga and be better

>background in S&M
>ex military

how are those related?

me and my girl had been at it this year, both 20yo, we met at 17, it was amazing, she's bi and we had like 3 different girls with us, we plan on meeting a couple soon, this would be very amazing

kek!

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She looks gross anyways. Let her go

I'd pump her full of cum and send her back to your place as well user, got anymore pics? wanna trade via email?

souichieo@gmail

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Pic one of the guys took. Not the one she is really into

thought you said she only went raw with one dude

I enjoy it my wife only allows it when we are out of country. She acts like my wingman lol.

diamonds.
continue please

those are pics from a share thread earlier, you took the bait faggot

all these faggots calling it gay.
stupid fucks dont realize its not gay if the balls dont touch.
its straight user

Continue please!

awh gee guess my days ruined now huh?

dominated by drill sergeant?

im sure he put her through some rigorous "basic training"

Had a gunnery sgt "train" my hole one night while I ate his wife's pussy. Nice memory.

only done it once, a couple of months ago my gf and me did a load of coke with two of my mates and it kind of got out of control and we all fucked her. shes gagging for more but Im not having her screwing my friends on the regular so from now on its only going to be people outside our social circle. we're going on holiday in two weeks though and Ive already told her that anything goes while we're away so we'll see what happens.

>Be me, ex-military
>Pretty jacked, in good shape
>Some beta cuck with a trench coat calls me up
'h-h-hey.. Um.. My girlfriend.. Um.. She wants some sex
>I say okay fine
>Arrive, smelly fuck hasn't showered or shaved in ages
>Gf comes out in a robe
>Drop and give me 20
mfw

Yeah, when I was 22. I didn't really love the girl I was with but she was way into me so she'd do anything to please.
Conspired with one of my friends to get our girls to play with eachother and suck our dicks while we watched eachother.
It happened. They put on a little les show for us and got down to sucking.
5 minutes in he asked the girls if they wanted to swap.
Watched my girl sucking off another guy while his girl was sucking me.
That's the closest I ever got to swinging.

That's literally swinging
Also
>While we watched each other
you gay now son

>you gay now son
did the balls touch?
try to keep up newfriend

/thread

My gf and I talk alot about getting another guy in bed with us. How do you go about it? And I'm not talking about just watching some dude fuck her; she wants two at once. Bonus points if he's bi

Craigslist.

Eh, it was more of a live porn experience with our girlfriends rather than wanting to have my cock out with another guy in the room but whatever. It was hot.
I wouldn't want to do it with my wife because I actually love her but I don't regret doing it with that chick.

Could possibly be me, I posted as swingerfag once

Had a threeway with this chick who absolutely fell in love with us and loves our daddy/babygirl dynamic, so much so that she wants in on it, so now I have a babygirl and a little brat.

So yeah, swinging doesn't suck. All the faggots who say swingers are ugly are just lonely single neckbeards who will never know how it feels to be in an orgy with a few other couples.

I once put a craigslist ad up in LA for guys to come by cum down my throat. I had probably 20 guys that night and contracted aids unfortunately. But I loved having all that cock for the time it lasted..

beta faggot
>might as well an hero mate

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>be me
>day or two after Christmas
>crusing craigslist CE board
>see ad by girl
>says her boyfriend wants to watch her give HJ or fuck another guy
>whynot.jpg
>write respectful reply
>she writes back!
>exchange a few emails
>she gives me name of hotel they're staying at
>drive over
>message her, wait in lobby while she comes down to meet me
>comes out of elevator
>beautiful girl, tiny and petite, red hair, tattoos, wearing frumpy sweatpants and a Harry Potter t-shirt ("I Solumnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good")
>she takes me up to her room
>boyfriend is in the shower
>she shows me an impressive collection of sex toys they've been using
>seems she's into anal, buttplugs with furry tails, &c.
>she strips off her clothes, red lingerie underneath
>boyfriend comes out of shower
>could be awkward, but he gives me a friendly handshake
>says he wants to go out for cigarettes or something
>we say we'll wait for him
>he leaves, leaving me and his girlfriend alone

Cont.?
(Pic related)

fucking yeah brother, I've been waiting for stories like these

Tinder?

There's also some other app, 3nder or something.

was in 1 'gangbang' there was 2 whore and 3 other dudes. if felt gayish and awkward

Yes pls

Go on

>we're both slightly awkward, not sure how to proceed from here
>I ask her about her tattoos
>this is a good way to segue into my own tattoos, which you have to take off my clothes to see
>so, take off clothes
>lie in bed with her
>underwear comes off
>she's texting her boyfriend, asking when he'll come back so we can get started
>meanwhile, lying close and fondling each other
>amazing, perfectly tight body
>touches me pretty roughly and without much teasing or lead-up, starts jerking my cock hard
>following her lead, grope her tits and ass and waist
>talking about what kind of things we're into
>tell her about my girlfriend, who's out of the country, and encourages me to fuck other girls
>taking pictures
>waiting for her boyfriend to get back so we can get on with it

yea dude i'm pretty sure slapping your balls against another dudes balls is fucking gay.

>cont?

Why do people even ask this shit?

No, we want you to shut up and never speak. That's how a message board works, by not sharing things at all, isn't that right?

No it isn't, if you're taking the effort to tell a story of course someone wants to read it.

>eventually, her boyfriend apparently says that he doesn't feel well, or doesn't want to be there, or something; but just wants us to take pics for him
>allrightythen.wav
>she doesn't want to really kiss, but
>kiss down her body
>lick her pussy
>cunt is unshaved, but trimmed, and so small and tight
>finger her and lick her twat until she cums
>she takes her turn sucking my cock
>after a few minutes, ask if she wants to fuck
>yes
>go get a condom
>she says we don't have to use one, she doesn't like condoms
>wrestling with temptation
>that tiny cunt would feel so good around my naked cock
>say no, should be responsible
>put on condom
>she lies on her back, start fucking her missionary
>so tight
>taking pictures for her boyfriend and my girlfriend

I dunno, it's custom, innit tho?
ANYWAY

This is why I would never do it. My wife was a Virgin and hasn't had anyone better. She orgasms almost every time we fuck but if she fucked someone else better or bigger it can permanently ruin how she sees you.

i hate these large 2+mb pics that are blurry as fuck... just sayin'

that is so Detroit

my girl, not my dick

>change positions, fuck her doggystyle
>pic related
>she doesn't cum just from intercourse, but we're both enjoying ourselves
>still kind of expecting her boyfriend to come back to watch or participate like he said
>after an hour or so, seems clear this isn't going to happen
>both a bit tired, take a break
>still very companionable conversation
>decide her boyfriend must not have been quite ready to watch this, but he's turned on by the idea of it; we should finish up so he can come back
>ask if I can make her cum again, or do anything else she wants
>she says I already made her cum once by eating her out; she wants to make me cum now
>ask her to finish me cowgirl
>she climbes on top of my dick again
>body rubs on top of mine
>grab her ass and tits, move her up and down on my dick
>shoot my wad inside her
>throw away condom, come cuddle her for a few minutes
>she tells me that she'd been sexually abused earlier in life, that's why she didn't want to kiss
>meep
>still, she seems happy with how everything's gone, just a little disappointed her boyfriend chickened out
>hugs goodbye; I leave
>she texts me asking for the pictures I took
>send them to her
>go home
>call girlfriend
>tell her what happened
>send her pictures
>jack off again to memory of it, even though I just came less than an hour ago
>still jerk it to these pics and memories sometimes

Proceed.