ITT: Movie characters who are literally you

ITT: Movie characters who are literally you

tits or gtfo margot

show tits

Do game characters count?

This is stupid.

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so you're one of those pretentious self-absorbed punks who think they're super cool and whole load of fun but really they're just the edgy kind of autistic fags?

dork

>literally you
Go back to tumblr

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V for Vendetta is literally me, a stealthy assassin who takes down corruption

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The only honest post

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literally me

Cliché but Deadpool has a similar personality to me

I can't find a photo of him but Goku from Dragon Ball Super is totally me. Loyal to his friends, a little bit childish, I love to eat and I will fight with all my power to protect my friends.

I'm literally max

Literally me

autism

This

My stepdad and I get into so many crazy antics!

This

Goku isn't autistic, only a few fanfics suggest that and I only respect canon. I think you're in way over your head, baka.

me iz jabels

COCONUT HEAD LITERALLY GAVE ME A BLOWJOB AMA
>be me
>hanging out at the P.F Changs bar like usual
>see a very intoxicated looking homeless twink eyeing me from across the bar
>has a broken nose and pick marks all over his face
>homeless twink looks familiar
>realize twink is coconut head
>strike up conversation with twink
>as him if he was coconut head
>twink says "i don't wanna talk about that part of my life"
>twink says he is poor and asks me to buy him a plate of Mongolian beef
>coconut twink ferociously eats the plate of mongolian beef, rice and all in a few minutes
>I leave to restroom, to take a piss
>I'm pissing at the urinal
>suddenly someone slaps my ass from behind
>i spray piss all over my shoes
>turn around
>it's fucking coconut head
>he drags me into a stall
>starts deep throating like a little champ
>coconut stops sucking
>he looks up at me
>he says "i'll finish ya off for an andrew jackson"
>i hand him a 20
>he then pushes me away
>opens stall door and flees into the night
not even kidding
fucking coconut faggot didn't even finish me off
I EVEN HAVE A PIC I TOOK OF HIM THAT NIGHT TO PROVE IT

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Qohen Leth

Literally me. I can't stop myself from urinating at all of you impotent failed abortions. This generation will be the downfall of all mankind.

so you're a retarded christfag?

Useless pot head perverted panty waste who gave up on caring, started working out and enjoying the day to day instead of stressing the future

A combination of these two but also really good at Call of Duty.

Fuck off faggot

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hi there

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I thought this movie had tim allen in it? Or am I trippin

Tv character, but this is me, EXACTLY.

you are thinking on jungle 2 jungle :^)

Ah you're right thank you

Did you really just call chuck norris a retarded christfag? Fuckin millennials.

kek