In market

>in market
>see this
>wat do?

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>"You think these carrots are big"
>profit

>post the same thread over and over because i got to Sup Forums far too late and i think i fit in now

Check her ass ang go get some milk.

do what any sensible person would do

umad

Leave whole foods

>Go for the ass slap
>realize i hit her back and broke her spine
>try to pick up my ravioli
>fail miserably
>exit the store
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

i would become sexual offender

Skinny.
Bony.
No ass.
Who cares?

that's taylor swift btw

Snap a pic on my phone, release it to Sup Forums to be used excessively

You...you too.

>mfw

Tell him he needs to fatten up some and stop looking like a fucking skeleton shopping at whole foods like a fucking tool

run home as fast as i can with high adrenaline music playing in the background and 11 different action shots at different angles in the standard montage format

"Hi Taylor, are you aware this picture has been posted numerous times in the past couple of days with the same question attached to it like some sort of retarded Groundhog day ?"

found the hamplanet

Stop making this thread, Taylor.

Also, you have no ass. Flat as a board.

Shops at whole food, should kill yourself on the spot

>her ass

Where?

wonder why the fuck i'm shopping at whole foods

>start doing squats in the middle of the aisle
>wait for her to notice and give a weird look

"you should be doing like 5000 of these every day"

Skinny.
Bony.
No ass.
Bland singer.
Who cares?

Kek

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she is a good woman to breed with though, if you're white

I'd molest her and run to the ice cream section
WORTH

Go say hi

Call her out for her shitty posture.

I'd probably stick my face in her ass and get arrested. doesn't matter, did it

she would probably die during childbirth

ask to take a selfie with her. grab her ass.

>shopping with headphones in
proof that whole foods is boring as fuck

smack that a... owait.. nevermind

...

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bony? shes not anorexic, do you know what healthy bf% looks like.

Walk out and wonder what the fuck possessed me to shop at whole foods.

t. underage child who needs to lurk more

no, I'm American

That bitch is a coal burner. Thus the only option is:

>Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Fuck niggers

Rape OP you faggot

>i'm too poor to shop there

it's a grocery store not an amusement park you cuck

i'm old enough to be your dad you twenty something year old zilch

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