Apparantly it's National Book Week. So pick up the nearest book to you. Then roll, last two digits is a page number, third from last digit decides how many sentences you skip down, then post that sentence. Sup Forums tries to guess book.
So, rolling...
Rollio
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"The algae-coated shell slips between her fingers and goes squirting sideways."
tHIS IS Sup Forums BROTHER, NO ONE CARES...WE ONLY LLIKE TRAPS N SHIT
Very Halle Berry-like, but with pale eyes the color of lime-green translucent Legos.
Rawhide
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"They let the bloody fire go out!"
His father, who must have hoped for a grander career for his son, something more suited to the family's lofty royal connections, eventually consented to the plan.
Overtime, the children come to believe that the rejected family is truly deserving of contents.
Lord of the Flies?
Has to be.
Behold, I roll for numbers
Correct
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>Okay class, open your books to page #00
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rollololo
"My steed served me well enough on the Blackwater"
"That would teach it not to crawl so close."
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"I heard that you crushed them very successfully." Good luck
>Margarete Tobin "Molly" Brown was born in Hannibal, Missouri in 1867
I wish i had 50 shades of grey near me
Since there is no page 0, i used 100.
"Why don't they have two carryalls for each crawler?" barked the Duke.
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"Good Lord," said the bartender, peering at Harry, "is this - can this be - ?"
>rolling
Down the mother fucking river
Mein Kampf
>"I heard that you crushed them very successfully."
metro 2033
We seem to be in Middle Earth...
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TWO posts? maaan
"The sloop "Hornet" was blown up about the same time as the "Fly" and "Wasp" were destroyed in Delaware; the sloop "Providence" was blown up in the Penobscot in 1779, and the "Sachem" is supposed to have been destroyed in the Delaware with the "Hornet", though this is not certain.
> expose its students to the richness of multiculturalism
Guess faggots
The philosopher's stone
"Turn out the night light." I will send you my soul if you somehow get this
>"Why don't they have two carryalls for each crawler?" barked the Duke.
Dune, dumbass.
Am I the only one who read that in Hulk Hogan's voice?
Correct
Game of thrones
Touching Spirit Bear
Metro 2033
Probably a biography about Margarete Brown
Harry Potter
LOTR
Something pertaining to old-timey military equipment
50 shades of grey
Now that you mention it...
WRONG!
Wait...
You got it.
"The house was full of Charlotte's snore, while Lolita hardly breathed in her sleep, as still as a painted girl child."
This is super fucking easy.
You almost got a color in the title right
Damn, I got an easy one. "You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I had listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
>Something pertaining to old-timey military equipment
Looks like we got ourselves a fucking Einstein here
something something Black
Duh, Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov
Yep.
My favourite book. And Authour.
So long and thanks for all the fish?
>Looks like we got ourselves a fucking Einstein here
Looks like we got ourselves a faggot who never outgrew schoolyard insults here.
Heullien
Rollarino
...no guesses? How about a reroll? Is that allowed?
Wrong it was A feast for crows you dipshit
Rolling
>Probably a biography about Margarete Brown
Close, think big ships and icebergs
Garner was a really awful president.
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Rollin
Strangers and tegeans stood aghast, looking from the wreckage to the great, sinister tree whose aspect was so weirdly human and whose roots reached so queerly into the sculptured sepulchere of Kalos.
>Good story telling alone will guarantee a healthy sliver of popularity in the years to come but its inherent strangeness will permanently bar it from any mainstream interest.
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Rawl
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
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The tree h.p. lovecraft
101 truths of the 20th century
rawlins
"While it was perfect as a hiding spot, I was amazed Kissshot had found it."
Rollin
Rolls
Rolloo
"Sorry, Warb. Tomorrow we'll have something"
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On the right track
Rolling
Fuck it. Reroll. Same book.
Rolly polly
"Ever since my coronation, I've had trouble finding peace"
It's a comic, I don't know if that counts but it was the only book close to me
We pass two Polish carts loaded with hay.
Mas si no nos prestareis oído para circuncidaros, tomaremos nuestra hija y nos iremos.
let's do this
Aquaman?
"You can also advantages in play, if the GM permits."
>"Seargeant Morales, nicely done. You're dismissed"
Nope. Not a superhero comic.
fuck it, Ill roll again
Chigurh cupped his hand and scooped his change into his palm and put the change in his pocket and turned and walked out the door.
No county for old men
Pronounced well by his physician, he returned to his quarters in three days; but to Professor Angels he was of no further assistance.
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Yep
"Don't you know that you run the danger of my becoming a nuisance and trying to interest you in my firm?"