You have 10 seconds to prove you ARE a virgin

You have 10 seconds to prove you ARE a virgin
>we'll know if you're lying

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does it really taste like salty milk and coins?

Pussy probably tastes amazing.
I want to spend all day fucking.

I'm not.

Hasn't margot robbie actually been naked in the wolf of wall street? Why shop it?

because harley quinn is hot af

I don't like it when women have pubic hair down there.

Best proof so far.

It was lower than I thought

I have placed my pipi into a girls vajayjay. THERE! I said it! Now where's my rumcoke?

I knew it!

I paid for my friends rent in hopes that she would fall in love with me, but she hasn't even let me kiss her yet. I think I'm making progress though. She is definitely playing hard to get.

Totally depends on her diet and bathing. Has anyone else thought that hairy/shaven taste different? Maybe it's just the smell.

Buy some GHB you idiot.

hairy usually smells like fish and piss. most likely cause of the piss in the pubes. shaved = 10x better in every way.

y-your mom

Just demand immediate sex or for her to pay you back

Social Anxiety. I feel like I can't leave my comfort zone. Gonna sit at home and fap for the rest of my life

Agreed

I have more computers in my student apartment than women who looked kindly upon me.

Got friend zoned while simultaneously congratulating her on her new boyfriend she got the next day

Fucking Chad.

I wear a Fedora.

Just do what I do.


Force yourself to adapt to a "real man" persona and eventually you will lose your old anxiety filled self. A new man you will become.

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Fucked both of my step sister when I was seven.

Why do I need to prove it if you know weather I'm lying or not?

I fap to 2D tits :(

a girl once held my hand about a decade ago
to this date that's the closest i've come to sex

what's a real man like you doing on Sup Forums?

I've never even had a conversation longer than 10 minutes with a woman I wasn't related to.

I'mtrying to see how many simoultaneous bondage porn video's I can run on a triple monitor set-up (and deviding up those monitors), before I hit bottlenecks.
>I'm on 9 now.

Hoping my Chadness rubs off on you sperg lords

I'm 5'5"

30 year old virgin checking in.

Get a job where you have to talk to people, like as a cashier. Trust me, you'll get really good at making small talk

I keep telling myself that it'll happen but deep inside I know that I might perfectly well live a sad lonely life and die a virgin.

get payed over 100,00$ a year

Ok I'm hitting 92% with 12 concurrent bondage porn flicks on screen and visible.

Typing is now noticably delayed.

So for anyone buying a i5 3570 with GTX660, there's your answer.

I'm 30 in 5 days. I've kissed on girl once and it felt like abuse and was forced upon me. I spend 50% of my monthy income on a girl just so she will act like we are friends... Nuff said :/

virgin? I'm aiming for wizard. Get a life!

me too
also a wizard
do you think there's a correlation?

is it salty? isnt it hard to swallow?
isnt it rude NOT to swallow?

kylie freeman = the best

Pussy tastes like ball sweat

it's salty coins and milk.

I'm 5'8

Im virgin

dogs are hot

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17yo and 38th day of no fap and i do this to get laid.
Also, I visit Sup Forums and reddit daily.

Slightly gutted obody called me a loser. Anyone care to oblige?

MODS MODS MODS

i vape

i spend most nights in bed dressed as a girl

Snitch...

Sex is meh

hot

>constantly whine about being single and how I fucked it up with a girl I knew from HS
>have even tried crying to get a pity kiss/sex and didn't work
>one day invite a girl out to a restaurant with family
>parents order a fruit bowl for appetizer
>girl gasps and tells me she loves watermelons as she grabs a plate and reaches for the bowl
>"nonsense," i said
>snatch bowl from hands
>dig my hands into the fruit, separating the chopped watermelon
>derp out and start tossing the watermelon towards her plate
>50/50 miss
>pick up the pieces that fell off the table and onto the floor and put them on her plate
>family is staring in horror
>clearly they remembered before I did that I have a bad skin condition on my hands
>girl looks disgusted, head down staring at her plate
>dad tries to change the mood by telling a joke
>girl laughs quietly
>tells waiter that she "doesn't feel good and wont be eating"
>mom leaves the table and comes back
>waiter comes later with our food in bags
>parents say we are leaving
>without asking they dropped her off first
>she said thanks so much to my folks, looked at me and left without saying anything

We didn't have a second date.

Holy shit that was painful to read

Never romantically held a girl's hand.

Voyager is better than STOS...

>artistic works of fiction and falsehood
i refuse to believe this is real. if it is, you should probably just kill yourself now

I'm in a hella similar boat, my nigga. we gotta fight through this togetha

The cuck is strong in you

i'm too rich to have sex.

I fuck vaginas with my penis

i have a 900$ PC

okay, i'll give. it happened to a friend of mine. I'm not potato enough to fuck up a date.

ugh if that kid didn't make me cringe so hard I would fap to this

Im a minecraft youtuber.

top kek!
I've got a 1300 euro PC and I'm not a virgin.
>feelsgoodman.gif

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€1150,- not counting monitors and other peripherals, additional laptops, camera's, reel-to-reel tape recorder and collection of antiquated gaming systems.

"Macho sex machine"

I wanna die

I watch anime

I have touched plenty sandbags

I've fucked like a million girls this weekend haha

better than tinder! plenty of hornyy girls of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchangirls.html

im an alpha male

I go on Sup Forums

Le win

im not lol

Ive fucked like 10 million women lol XD

i got soooooo high last weekend and banged liek so meny chicks bruv, shit was lit af 420 blaze it xDDDD

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I smell underage

I very recently learned that girls put bras on backwards then spin them around.

I learned this from the Internet.

Married

I like ponies

Pussy smells like fish

Public hair is a breeding ground for bacteria. In many ways, especially with proper hygiene, it can be beneficial, but it definitely also creates more pungent smells.

Im in my bed touching myself right now while everyone in the house is awake, so horny.

I loaned a female friend £3500. Got nothing in return.

No salty milk, but the coin shit is legit.

unappreciated