Sup Forums if you where a pokemon, which one would you be?

Sup Forums if you where a pokemon, which one would you be?

Shedinja because I'm dead inside.

mudkip

Metagross

Katercock

I know which you would be OP

Damn

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Ditto, can dick down any Pokemon

probably pikachu
maybe abra or mew

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definitely ditto

Underappreciated and often ignored: fuck you, I'm PORYGON.

Mew mew2 or arcese

Cute and deadly

How edgy are you IRL?

gardevoir.
i'd start off as a cute little ralts and work my way up to waifu material. plus that mega. unf.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

or snorlax

i have no doubt you're wearing a fedora.

Not very. I honestly just like cats yo.
And Persian is a big ass cat.

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what are your thoughts on donald trump?

See
I swear I'm not a huge cringelord, Persian is just a big cute cat.

I would be OP

not sure why you'd pick that, but hey, at least you have people literally wasting hours of their life to just see you.
it'd be a pretty good life.

Orange. He is orange, loud, and kind of a cunt.

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okay. you're not a cringelord. you're just a normie.
anyways, persian is pretty good. but you'd have to be a meowth first. which would suck :(

Hella normie.
Meowth is my favorite gen 1 Pokemon so I'm okay with that, it's hella cute too.

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Zoroark because I think his shapshifting is better than Ditto (appearance-wise at least) and because I'm not completely helpless when not shapeshifting.

(=^x^=)

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Charizard

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Why?

Nice dubs

Wait why would Persian even be cringelord material, I'm missing something here

Muk, because of all the Kum I shoot

Easily the coolest pokemon

Hoshimaru

Cause that niggers a dragon and dragons are dope as fuck. In the original show he had more moves used than any other pokemon so he's versatile as shit and he can fly. Who wouldn't want to fly

I like dragons

...aaaaand now i remember the glass vial getting broken in the girl's vagina. Thanks user!

Wait Wut?

charizard is not a dragon

I regret posting in this thread now but that pic and the simple line "I like dragons" gave me a good chuckle

Clefairy

Dragonite is

it's okay she got her revenge

Grimer

Noivern obviously