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>Russian intellectuals

Many people get a loan to pay for living expenses if living with parents isn't an option

Also all the unis around here cost more like 10k a year

first for the south

This is such a great idea. Never before in US history has a part of the country tried to secede only to be told by the federal government they're not allowed to.

Good Night My Friends

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>tfw the feds won't let Cali secede

>I'm a Maritimer and we don't actually pay any

explain pls

>alaska

lmao they all want it so bad

Christmas in Russia celebrates you: fact

>Russian professor

Not impressed tbqh

maritimes is like canadian appalachia
not much for work
lot of people do some seasonal stuff during the summer and then collect employment insurance during the winter

>cali
Fuck off socal/transplant/CHI.
We'd split right the fuck away from you.

>The most conservative area of the US joining Canada
>Conservative as fuck Idaho and Utah being lumped in with Cali
>Conservative as fuck states being lumped in with Jew York
>Any part of the US ever joining the EU

Stupid as fuck.

>Atlantic America
>Joining European Union
Wew, lad!
Also
>Central NA Republic
>Part of Canada or under Influence of Canada
More like the other way around.

not him, but the maritimes are a "have not" province

basically the idea is as economics shift the other provinces help one another

the problem is some provinces fall into a state of perpetual laziness and continue leeching indefinitely

the maritimes continue to run their government irresponsibly and make no efforts to improve their economic situation, and keep electing left wing leadership that ruins any chance they'd have at economic recovery

ty

Why hasn't Alberta left yet

Try again negro

>then collect employment insurance during the winter
>not chopping wood
Damn lazy scots honhonhon

>russian academic

>198 billion

Do you feel any sympathy for the natives?

also ty

you're all fucking rude

no

to be conquer or be conquered is the way of things

no lmao

Fapiss dich, huso.

>Why hasn't Alberta left yet

Their economy is a boom and bust cycle, they have money for a decade or so then lose it when oil prices go back down.

had a cold on new years and now i think i have the flu

just fuck me up senpai

canadian friendos. is there some apple store in Calgary? Where can I find a good deal in some macbook there?

*tells you to shut the fuck up and deal with it*

>sympathy for a bunch of lazy retards
every regional aboriginals around the world are basically the same nowadays, its amazing

*hugs u*

>no
>to be conquer or be conquered is the way of things

Dude you aren't supposed to give him a (You)

>Dude you aren't supposed to give him a (You)

*shoves you*

It's a meme. We are the poorest part of Canada. Lots of seasonal work and alcoholism so people end up on EI (unemployment) during winter, high rates of social assistance (welfare), low incomes mean larger GST/HST returns (quarterly tax returns), and large child tax credits and baby bonuses (free money from government for having kids), lots of nice government iwned subsidised housing (our subsidised homes are very nice, unlike yours that are shit and for minorities) plus we recieve equalisation payments from richer provinces so we can keep up a high standard of living without actually being able to afford it.

Corruption is the norm here too. I don't know anyone who doesn't claim to be separated from their spouse so they can get more government shekels, or anyone on EI that doesn't do some under the table cash work.

Dude you aren't supposed to give him a (You)

fuck off proxy fag

They're taking their land back one casino at a time so I don't really feel bad for them.

yes of course

anyone who doesn't is either an edgy 14 (21) year old or is just subhuman desu. basic empathy is a fundamental aspect of being human

Suh

@69842261
Reee

>the maritimes continue to run their government irresponsibly and make no efforts to improve their economic situation, and keep electing left wing leadership that ruins any chance they'd have at economic recovery

what could they actually do though?
not much fishing, not much resources, kind of isolated for manufacturing, educated people don't want to live

*hugs u harder and asks you to talk about it*

I feel so bad for the goths, they were fucked up by mongolians or something from diseases they werent immune to

>dishes are done

now i can make mac and cheese

3 apparently

>A bunch of mostly nomadic warlike savages who were fans of torture and mostly had stone age technology.
>Find of torture like putting burning splints under fingernails of captured people.
>Despite the in touch with nature memes they regulations burned the forests undergrowth for easier hunting
>We know a lot about them from trash pits the left everywhere
>Convince retards they were wise, innocent of violence and in harmony with nature
Yeah no, they can fuck off with the victim bullshit. They were overpowered by a more advanced people.

Individually though the're usually no different than other people and do fine in modern society.

Were the goths still around when the mongols came?

ALASKA IS RIGHTFUL CASCADIAN CLAY

>Dude you aren't supposed to give him a (You)

Can I come over? I'll bring some roast that I made

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>divided California
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Seems like you're suffering from a severe case of the pan-aboriginalism fallacy. Certainly some tribes had slaves and vicious customs, but others were quite peaceful. That's why they're called the "First Nations" and not the "First Nation".

I just like hot showers.

Lumber is harvested in the summer and autumn.

Here is a typical New Brunswickers year:

>Jan-Mar
Collect unemployment, work for cash ploughing driveways if you have a plough

>Apr-May
Go fishing/rockweeding

>Jun-Aug
Woodswork, rockweeding, or bluberry harvesting

>Sep-Oct
Woodswork or autumn fishery

>Nov-Dec
Christmas wreath and tree season, seasobal retail, or scallop fishing season

>the only sensations I get which approximate human touch are warm showers, my cozy saxx underwear, and cuddling my pillow at night

ty4du
sure senpai, im out of macaroni noodles so its gonna be penne

;_;

is this professor a 15 year old memer

Huns who are mongorrians

I have some rigatoni

Can't tell if he's getting fatter or not. I thought he was but he looks fat as shit in his old videos.

they tried fracking, but people flipped out and protested, they could sell electricity to other provinces, they could lower corporate tax attracting more businesses

all kinds of incentives they could enact

when fishing ran out they all gave up and it's been like 3 decades now

>Reee

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>Russian intellectuals

>you are forced to be a soldier and fight in a war at some point in history
>what war do you pick and why?

guerra del pacifico

why?
BEACUSE WE WON THAT AND CHUPILCA DEL DIABLO

Can it be a future war?

i'll take a glorious lost cause senpai

im tempted to make it with bowtie pasta because i just like eating little bowties

but they don't hold cheese sauce all that well

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Still pinch myself bros

sure do, real visible minorities like this cheif

Finno-Korean Hyperwar

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Arr rook same

saxx underwear a shit. that cock pocket feels weird
t. wearing a pair right now

My parents make macaroni by just melting Velveeta and putting it on bowtie noodles. I can't eat bowties anymore

>when the every female crew member offers to join your space harem but you're too busy fixing the VCR

interesting choice
sure
>fighting in the civil war
that was absolutely horrific senpai. improved firearms mixed with ancient phalanx tactics... horrible
what side?

t. wojak

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sounds like your parents use velveeta for a lot bro

im so sorry

>what side?
Like you even need to ask

So am I. I hate Velveeta so fukin much rn

I envoy my isolation.

Grilled cheese sandwich or borscht for dinner?

*heats up spoon*
*ties tournaquette*
*taps forearm*
*injects syringe of diarrhea*

>kind of given up on life and just bet on longshots
>don't really mind
>brother went from high paying job and gf to unemployed and single
>calls my mum everyday and cries

both

dip grilled cheese in the borscht

borscht

you already know

what happened with your brother???

Daily reminder to kiss boys

Daily reminder that I

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*hoobooboobooboobooboobooboos intensify*

i don't think cheese and bread should be near beet soup

ok