/nba/ General - Oakland Beach Eternal Edition

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Sat, Aug 6
Australia vs France
China vs United States
Venezuela vs Serbia


Sun, Aug 7
Brazil vs Lithuania
Croatia vs Spain
Nigeria vs Argentina

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cbssports.com/nba/news/ranking-all-30-nba-benches-a-non-playoff-team-secures-top-spot/
youtube.com/watch?v=zXEyjHo9qWY
basketball-reference.com/play-index/pcm_finder.cgi?request=1&sum=1&p1=grantje01&p2=okafoja01&p3=&p4=&p5=&p6=
sports-reference.com/cbb/players/jahlil-okafor-1.html
youtube.com/watch?v=GvdpgXvw_mE
youtube.com/watch?v=OBZhxQoz6T4
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>tfw you dab so hard you forget to nae nae

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do you agree with these rankings?

cbssports.com/nba/news/ranking-all-30-nba-benches-a-non-playoff-team-secures-top-spot/

>remember lebron won a ring in cleveland
>check out an news article
>everyone is butthurt and shitting at lebron
>turns out if's from a boston website
Why are those faggots so mad? Did they want memeball to win?

great thread so far. This general is so shitty now even for off season standards.

What the fuck happened?

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Everybody who's a fan of a team in the Least hates Lebron because he's been cucking them for six straight years.

What are the chances he wins MVP next season?

no news for a few days now

Croatia are our only threats..

I really doubt Utah deserves to be first, smells like clickbait.

We don't know how good Exum will be after his injury.

Also Indy prolly deserved better than #15.

How many members of your preferred NBA team are represented in the 2016 Olympic games?

Sergio Rodriguez and Dario Saric are our only reps, though it's safe to say Ben Simmons could have been on the Australian team. Also, Jahlil Okafor and somehow Jerami Grant were on the Team USA Select, which I guess practices with the US team?

what are the chances he wins the MVP the season after next?

what are the chances he wins the MVP in a few seasons?

youtube.com/watch?v=zXEyjHo9qWY

>tfw /nba/ sleeps on Spanish Steve Nash

He's playing for the Nets so think about your question again.

So, they're very good?

Zero

Try again. Take your time.

Shoe in of the week?

How badly will Durant's PPG take a hit next season?

down to atleast 22

Lowry lowkey outplaying Kyrie

DeRozan lowkey outplaying Butler, Klay, and George

Nikola Jokic (Serbia) and Joffrey Lauvergne (France)

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>Walgreens tattoo

he got dropped by the nets dummy

he's on ATL Now

Didn't know that, still pretty impossible to win MVP on a team that literally no one watches.

lowkey the best team in olympic history

Klay is the highest scoring guard on the team

DeRozan going for a dunk everytime is memeball, but it's the olympics so who gives a fuck

>Jahlil Okafor and somehow Jerami Grant
Why are you putting 'somehow' in front of Jerami's name and not Jahlil's? If you're implying that Jahlil is better than Jerami then you are a fucking idiot.

if it had prime howard and no d-will or iguodala, then yes

basketball-reference.com/play-index/pcm_finder.cgi?request=1&sum=1&p1=grantje01&p2=okafoja01&p3=&p4=&p5=&p6=

Thanks for proving me right

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"You call all the shots," Hirsch wrote. "You pick your co-stars and set up the scene however you want."

Who would you lads choose as your co-stars to film with?

Remeber, you can choose as many co-stars as you want. Even a fucking 30-some with 29 other girls.

eva lovia

jynx maze

remy lacroix

eva notty

veronica rose (burning angel)

ezpz m8

baily jay 4 sure

t. cockshits fan

>That is considered a big cock in America

We've really regressed as a nation

He should pick Danny Dong so his small dick looks like nothing in comparison.

Oh yeah, girls love the Average Black Cock.... he couldn't have been more than 6.5 inches tops

it's < 6, easily

if that's

your mom

delete this

How much money is this man worth?

I'd pay him 10m a year easy, I was amazed after 2015 season that nobody wanted him.

Mozgov money

hes not that great

not sure what your point is...

Okafor is a big who can score- he has weakness (defense and rebounding) but he is a good prospect.

Grant might not even play in the nba in a couple of years.

I'm watching Saric for Croatia - they continously feed him in the post and it's usually a bad possession for them. He's prone to turnovers there. I can see him as a good pick and pop/secondary drive and kick option though.

Um Grant will most definitely be in the NBA a couple years from now, he defends the 3 and 4 positions at a high level. All of the Sixers' best lineups included Grant in them and all of their worst lineups included Okafor. The -2.1 to -4.1 BPM, 2.7 to 1.2 win shares and -0.1 to -0.8 VORP all in Grant's favor that you linked me to was no lie. It doesn't really matter if Okafor kind of scores a lot if he's actively hurting his team by doing that and being such a giant black hole in the offense. And I'm not talking about them as prospects I'm talking about them right now. Don't @ me.

philly had 10 wins last year. Their advanced stats mean nothing, esp. win shares...

But Okafor's empty 17 PPG meant something lmao. Sorry bud but Okafor's ability to make his team worse while he's on the court goes back to his days at Duke. He's a cancer on both ends while Grant actually has something positive to bring on one side of the court.

Pic related, Duke's on/off numbers with Okafor, or did they not get enough wins for you?

Keep arguing against facts.

>posts a spreadsheet

fucking faggot

I'd pick Riley Reid, Elsa Jean, Jannice Griffith and Nikki Benz desu senpai

End your life pleb

Why does Kelly Oubre make you feel insecure /nba/?

He's not great at all but he's 10m a year.

He's been a good 3pt shooter for years now. Definitely better than a majority.

I guess the team cancer label destroyed his worth though.

>Jannice Griffith

great feet taste m8

Okafor's advanced metrics in Duke are fine

he also had .664 FG% with 17.3 PPG

sports-reference.com/cbb/players/jahlil-okafor-1.html

he should have easily got 12-15 mill in July when lots of teams had cap space. The logical thing to do now IMO is to settle for less and stay in Cleveland.

They were fine, but his team was still much better with his ass on the bench. Hahaha it's funny how you can't even argue against me. We aren't even in the same weight class. Explain to me pic related if Okafor isn't terrible, oh right you can't and you'll just make up another shitty excuse that has zero relevance to the stats.

Which USA team was better - 2008 or 2012?

youtube.com/watch?v=GvdpgXvw_mE

youtube.com/watch?v=OBZhxQoz6T4

I'm leaning 2008

Nope, Okafor is not terrible, he is far from terrible.

Again, look at the advanced metrics in the previous link. 6.7 WS is rly good, it was 3rd best in the Atlantic Conference.

This is how far I can go with an user that uses Hahaha in his replies.

Fuck off boy-fucker

harry how's that girl you sexually assaulted?

6.7 WS in college doesn't mean shit, you're a dumb cunt.

>6.7 WS is rly good, it was 3rd best in the Atlantic Conference.
>Okafor's real win shares last season: 1.2
hmm..

I guess Anthony Bennett is amazing cause he had a 5.7 WS in college hahahhaha. Adam Morrison had a 6.8 WS in college ahhaha he's such a good NBA player hahah you are right grease

lmao

and to fucking think FOR A SECOND that the Rio olympics weren't going to be anything short of a catastrophe

i can only hope the goldenstate bandwaggoners get what's coming to them

>A fire then broke out on Sunday, and team shirts and a laptop were reported stolen on Monday.

Is anyone else white but feel like they are actually black? Like when I play pickup ball I may as well be black.

Is it true that the janitors hate anime?

Because "Celtics" fans are self entitled cucks. They are still shook that KD cucked them and nobody wanted their picks .

LMAO even OKC writers are leaving to join the Warriors

>Personal news: I'm leaving The Oklahoman to cover the Warriors for the San Jose Mercury News/Bay Area News Group

Spoiled brats, a single bed is absolutely fine and perfectly usable.

bogut is a fucking crybaby bitch

what tenement slum do you live in

>a small bed is fine for a huge ass nigga in the nba

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Its pictures like this that make me like Curry in the end. You see a Lebron or a Dwyane on a date with their wives and their dressed in $5000 suits topped off with jewelry from head to toe and you can tell if you didn't know who they were, that they were super rich important athletes.

Steph looks like that guy from work who's always asking you to come to his church next Sunday to turn your life around.

blud that guy is 7'0''

you know those are twin beds right?

only people below 5'5" feel comfortable on them

[spoiler]i'm sorry if you're being satirical[/spoiler]

>fire in village
>fire alarms didn't work
>athletes items were stolen by workers

Yeah spoiled brats

i dont know about you but dressing like a clown while taking a memorable picture of your pregnant wife is in bad taste

Me and Remy Lacroix in a scene where she retires from porn, we fall in love and live happily ever after

thank you based Curry

>a single bed is absolutely fine and perfectly usable for someone who is 7 foot tall

>those shorts
>work

where does he work? Major League Gaming? GTFO

Honestly they're awful for me and I'm like only 6'0.

feels good to be the only person on /nba/ to ever be right about anything

harry did that girl press charges

did that chick u rape press charges senpai?

>being this obsessed over someone talking basketball on a weeb board
>literally posting in a Curry OP thread
lmao

Of course! My pleasure :D

>Cavs
>64 wins
lmao

BTFO
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