SNL General

Host: Fred Armisen

Musical Guest: Courtney Barnett

penis

>tfw Californians incoming

We are have a thread. They fucked up by not using the proper op image but they we're still first.

How the fuck is it the finale already?

One more night until September, lads. Get your Pepe's ready.

At least it isn't a trump skit

Not yet anyway

>two snl threads
Which one do I post in?

>implying
They wouldn't miss le epic SNL bants on Trump for the season finale.

This one is more active

>courtney Barnett

Why do people like her?

What did snl mean by this?

Post modernism

Use this one, it's the actual proper general.

Zzzzzzzz

Ah, no Vegas showgirls or llamas.

What song was that?

RIP in Peace Bernie
Prepare for Empress Clinton

Because she's literally the only woman that rocks in a non-grating way.

>tons of critical acclaim
>album went Top 20 in America
>opened for Blur at Madison Square Garden
>got a Grammy nomination
I don't understand the appeal but somehow she's gotten really popular in the last year. She just sounds like an aussie Pavement/Pixies

WHICH CAST MEMBERS ARE COMING BACK? WHICH ONES ARE GETTING CUT?

PLS FIRE CECILY

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

No, stupid, get rid of Leslie.

Which they might do if and when Ghostbusters flops. I hope.

Why no llama, showgirls or Lincoln?

BUILD WALL

ayy fuck off ya cunt

Is this really the last SNL ever?

Which thread are we using?

>This is the last one ever
>*laughs*
That's not funny

Nutcracker suite

of course not

darn

This one won't have autist trip chad

I was surprised that Fred acknowledged his shitty reputation with women on the Maron podcast.

He must really be into degradation

Will Carrie be on?

Because Hillary is a nutcracker.

Can you give me a tldr of what he said?

SHITTY MONOLOGUE ALERT

What did he say exactly? I've read he's a complete dick off-stage.

at least it's not a musical number

More likely than not.

>mfw nobody knows who liberace is or what he sounds like

rape

>PLS FIRE CECILY

No.
Fuck no.

Can Leslie and bring back Noël Wells.

Is this funny? Is this funny? Is this funny?

No.

What the fuck is going on?

Arminson sounds like 70s Woody Allen

>dat Mr Show plagiarism

And he's literally a dick to a random woman in his monologue top kek

Nah, this is actually very original

a not very funny parody of one-man shows

I don't want original. I want funny

This is the guy that raped those women.

>there are literally people who think this won't be the best show in years

come on.

>Courtney Barnett
Fuck I thought it was Barns Courtney
who the fuck is courtney barnett

Damn, Ghostbusters looks good. We gonna watch that Sup Forums?

>first commercial is Ghostbusters

Ugh.

Original yes

Funny no

Reminder that if you don't go to see Ghostbusters you're a misogynist man-baby

ugh

>parody of one-man shows

Well, I am glad that SNL is sticking to the fresh material.

>Can Leslie and bring back Noël Wells.

Make it Abby Elliot coming back instead and I'm on board.

Reminder: If you don't think Ghostbusters will be the comedy of the century, you are a misogynistic white male who is literally raping women.

this show is going to be a long one...

>of course they have to air the trailer during the show...ugh

what?????

In 41 years, there haven't been many great monologues.....it has always been the last thing they write.

I want original......or at least very good standup like Louis CK

>Michael Mcdonald

could be good

She's a depressed, disappointing clown.

I'll be there, wanking in the back row.

red pilled bird

I think you mean Nasim

The worst recurring sketch of all time

Aussie half spoken half punk.....I actually really like her based off of the two songs I've heard.


Look up "pedestrian at best"

Why did Abby get canned so quick? She didn't get many memorable characters but I always thought she was a great stage actress. She's better than some of the shitters they kept around over the last few years.

>like Louis CK

Shit taste

I want a meatball salad. Now.

Shalon?

Abby Elliot is such a qt

wtf is a meatball salad?

why would you taint meatballs with lettuce!?

She looks mildly attractive so she had to get booted. Makes the uggos and dykes they keep on tap look terrible on contrast.

That works too.

butthurt Californian detected

I'd give her my meatball salad if you know what I mean.

Who is Garth and Kath?

>Kyle Mooney

Can't he just die already?

I actually saw Fred at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and told him Portlandia is my favorite show but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen snickers in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the snickers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical 'infetterance',” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each candy bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by groaning really loudly.

Can not to wait to see SJW twitter outrage at this white bitch playing a Native American lady.

Fred used to fuck her and she probably went crazy when he dumped her

you mean like how there's lettuce in fruit and potato salad

Wow so they are making fun of the white guys who made america into the country it is nowadays? they reach a lower level every week.

#whitegenocide

That will be the joke

>Cicely
>White

>Pete's rape face

Not even american, you dingus

Aidy and Leslie are the only unattractive current cast members

Shit I'd still have sex with Aidy tbqh[/spoiler[

>Armisen's from Long Island

Long Island produces so many comedians and they are always the last person you'd expect to live in Long Island. I guess that makes sense though.

Definitely a nice surprise from the fappening. Tame pics, but that kinda makes me respect her more.

Mooney just replaced Armisten with the way their humor is

>Cecily will never sit on your face and make jokes about the size of your dick