Age

>Age
>Do you have a GF
>Last Time you had a GF
>Last time you had sex
>What are you doing to remedy this

>18
>No GF
>2 years
>2 years
>Going on omegle to talk to girls and going to anime cons to get some sweet weeaboo pussy.

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22
No
2 months ago
2 months ago
Working a sales job 50+ hours a week to try and ignore the pain. I cry myself to sleep. I still miss her.

What's this?

22
No
Never
Never
Lose weight so I can be less unattractive

Losing Weight is a big part of attractivenss

>19
>No
>1.5yrs
>1.5yrs
>Nothing

18
no
never
never
Gonna start talking to girls cause I barely do and work out a little more often, but i'm black and unattractive so it probs won't do anything.

33
Yes
This morning
This morning
Still fucking my ex behind my gf back

28, been with same girl for 4.5 years. Had sex about 4 days ago. Been trying to bang for last couple days but she wasn't in mood. Will attempt later.

Feelsgoodman

Bitch on the right looks damn near identical to my ex.

Ex was fatter though.

Age
19
>Do you have a GF
No
>Last Time you had a GF
Never
>Last time you had sex
Fucked a whore a week ago
>What are you doing to remedy this
Nothing

>18
>yes
>relationship just about to hit 10 months
>Thursday
>seeing her Thursday again maybe. I'm moving so I'm going to be a bit busy this week

Nice

>>Age
23
>>Do you have a GF
no
>>Last Time you had a GF
1 year ago
>>Last time you had sex
2 weeks ago
>>What are you doing to remedy this
not giving a fuck I guess

>22
>no
>never
>never
nothing

25
No
4 years
3 months
Working full time, drugs, lots of porn.

>18
>Yes
>Right now
>Like a week and a half ago
>Visit her more often (long distance)

>18
>no
>never
>4/5 years ago
>nothing

22
Nope
A months or two
Friday
Remedy what? I'm just gonna assume it's the white supremacy capitalist imperialist patriarchy you're talking about in which case I'll smash it.

18
Yes
Now
Thursday last week
Having a gf is awesome, you fucking losers don't know what you're missing

35
Yes
Dating for a month
Last night
Can have it whenever I want. She's constantly horny. Pic related

23
I have a JP Fiance
About 3 weeks ago
About 3 weeks ago
Go visit her in Japan and reintroduce myself to her fam-bam as her fiance.

Fucking disgusting.

23
18
Never
Nothing
halp /b

I bet you're single bro lol

Gross.

>Age
33
>Do you have a GF
no
>Last Time you had a GF
high school
>Last time you had sex
last month
>What are you doing to remedy this
prostitutes

>33
>no GF
>no GF for 10 years
>3 or 4 weeks
>nothing, married the bitch

I am, forgot that part

30
No
Year ago
Two weeks ago
I don't really see a problem.

>22
>no
>2 years ago
>2 years ago
>absolutely nothing

>Age
18
>Do you have a GF
no
>Last Time you had a GF
never
>Last time you had sex
never
>What are you doing to remedy this
advice pls

23
lol committed relationships are just a manifestation of patriarchy and capitalism. grow the fuck up.
2011?
~7 hours ago
remedy what?

25
No
Never
Been looking for 13 years no luck. I have given up all hope in ever having one. So fuck them and fuck everyone that says you will find someone. You won't. Not everyone does. I sure as hell have not and probably never will.

>age
27

>last time you had a GF
I have one now, an asian.

>last time you had sex
this morning

>what are you doing to remedy this
no action needed

feels good, m8.

I also have 2 cars, 2 motorcycles, 110k in investments and 230k in cash and CDs

>19
>No GF
>Never
>Virgin Status: permanent
>Attending a engineering college to get them low self-esteem grills

oh, and a house AND an apartment.

>advice pls
just be yourself

>28
>no
>1 year ago
>this morning
>nothing

>23
>Yes
>Right now
>30th of june because gf live 500miles away
>She comes back to my house on friday. Also move to her town and find a job there.

230k? Wanna spot a Sup Forumsro 1k and/or investment advice? I would be retired af if I were you.

>22
>fiancée
>4 years
>15 hours ago
>I don't know, probably tie her up and fuck her later.

Nice trips man, you have the devil's sympathy. How did it end ?

25
No
2 years ago
9 months ago
Not much I can do about it at the moment. Antidepressants have destroyed my sex drive to the point where I have no sexual desire at all.

>22
>never had
>2 months ago
>nothing. Too much effort to achieve low output

Well that is just sad

I think you misspelled "constantly hungry"

you don't make money by giving it away, bruh ;)

how old are you? My advice is to open a roth IRA and put as much into it as you're allowed every year. Make sure to contribute as much as you can to your 401k, if you can, every year. The maximum is 18k if you choose a ROTH 401k, which is what I recommend.

Also, open up a brokerage account and diversify with different types of investments. Choose SOLID companies with good dividends (and make sure to reinvest those dividends as new stocks). You can also play the day trader game but thats much harder. Keep on eye on your stocks every week

I took 50k and dumped it into a CD. after three years, it'll be worth about 54k or so. Not the greatest but something easy and relatively low risk.

>21
>nope
>never
>never
>nothing

What's the point, like for real?

23 now.

All pretty standard advice.

What are you doing for work? Everyone is always saying to put as much into a roth IRA as possible per year, but I'm an artist so I'm not making shiiit.

I think I'm pretty dedicated to living a life with less money and less choices. Like it would be cool to have 300k+ to my name but I also can save up 2k and hitchhike around europe for 6 months selling art.

I appreciate the advice though :-)

Why?

>35
>no
>never
>never
>nothing, don't give a damn about relationships.

...

>29
>no
>never
>never
>nothing

Wizard powers in 2 months

>33
>No
>Never
>Never
>Nothing

>23
>About a year
>Around Christmas, ex was in town
>Nothing. Don't want a girlfriend atm, barely have time for myself between college/work and I don't really do casual sex

>22
>No GF
>Never
>Never
>Killing myself

18
Yes
1 week.
1week.

We are in a ldr so we cant fuck all the time but we have Skype sex to make up for it until she moves in next year.

>20
>No
>18
>Never
>Joining the Army.

My recruiter says I'll get fucked everyday!

Summon a succubus

>this

27
Yes, Fiancee
Last had sex 3 months ago (her visa expired, going long distance)
Visa should be coming next week

I'm going to explode like a fucking fire extinguisher the first time we fuck again.

Something about her face just says, "I'm content with a 3" penis"

>all these "no, never, never, nothing"

why bother?

>25
>yes
>now
>this morning
>nothing

30
No
2 years ago
Yesterday
Nothing, I'm recently married.

>19
>no
>never
>virgin
>nothing, I already workout, talk to people just figuring out my options.

21
nah
oct 2014
3 weeks ago
going uni soon so ill get plenty of pussy then

i made an effort for 13 years. my friend is still pushing me to go and look but so far i have not had any girlfriend. I had sex with older women but i grew tired of just being a fuckbuddy

34
No
Three, four years ago?
Same
Nothing. 2D > 3D and so much easier

31
Negatory
About 8 years ago, not including flings.
About 8 years ago...
Eh, some, not much. Concentrating on life.

Pic unrelated.

Congratulations, Sup Forumsro.

21
i don't know
5 years
4 hours ago
smoke weed

19
Nope
Never had one
5 days ago
Nothing

solid plan user, wish more would take this kind of incentive.

>22
>yes
>-
>2 weeks ago

> 21
> No GF
> 21 years
> 17 of this mouth, 1 year

>18
>Just got together with my gf last week.
>My last relationship was about a year and a half ago
>Probably a couple of months before I dumped my ex.
>I don't wanna rush things with this girl, but sometimes we get a little wild while kissing, so I might be on sex's doorstep.

18
No
2 months ago
2 months ago
Running a guild in WoW

I'm 18 my emtor has been teaching me how to do investments for 2 years now. Best way to get money imo

23
Yes
Right now
Right now
Browse /r9k/ more

>Going on omegle to talk to girls

Seriously consider suicide.

1: There are no women on Omegle
2: No "woman" you ever meet on Omegle will ever fuck you
3: You shit up Omegle by using it as a cheapo titty bar

>29
>No
>2-3 years ago
>2 years ago
>Recently started trying to get /fit/

23
no
3 years ago
3 years ago
Nothing at the moment. I've been on a couple dates but I either lose interest or fuck them up.

19
no gf
10 months
two weeks ago
nothing

>20
>no
>no
>no
>no

>30
>No
>Never
>Never
>My power over the elements is unmatched

20
No GF
A week ago
Last night

I fucked a girl I met on Tinder

> 50
> Yes
> See above
> This morning
> Don't have to

>21
>no
>8 years ago
>4 months ago approx.
>inviting girls over to my place for drinks

its standard but it also works, man... and it is the best way to secure your retirement and jsut your future in general

I'm an airline pilot, so I have a 401k and shit and a good flow of cash. That's the most important part, but even as an artist you can save... SAVE. thats the key word. My dad was just a simple teacher but always saved his money, didnt go on vacation every year, didnt buy new cars and bought not the most expensive clothes... and he was able to live in the 3rd richest city in the country with a population below 10k.

Save, invest, save, invest. That's what ya need to do my man. Its how I have all my money.

Wanting to do fun things is cool and all, but its also important to make your future secure. Do that fun stuff, but save twice as much as you spend... maybe even 3 times as much. I take a vacation about once ever 4 years. You're young yet (and so am I) so you ahve time, BUT IT IS ESSENTIAL THAT YOU GET YOUR ROTH IRA GOING ASAP. it compounds over the years

nice man, keep it up. 18 is a super early age to start investing, and since you're doing that, you'll get a head start on most people

You dont get shit at cons except for your loli mags you basement dwelling faggot.

29
no
2 years
3 days ago
erm... nothing?

also, are you looking for specific investments? Like specific stocks? i can take a snapchat of mine if you want.

22
Kind of. Haven't committed. Seeing someone semi-exclusively.
August of two years ago.
Last week.
Like I said, seeing a girl fairly seriously.
And then I have y fuck piggy on the side who i've been fucking for 6 years but we aren't dating.

...

>>Age
25
>>Do you have a GF
No
>>Last Time you had a GF
Like 5 years ago
>>Last time you had sex
A couple weeks ago
>>What are you doing to remedy this
I have a fwb I fuck several times a month

>18
>No
>4 years ago
>I have emotional intimacy problems, working to fix it by finding female friends.

Jesus Christ this board has way more teenage retards than I realised