ITT we act like we work at the twin towers on

ITT we act like we work at the twin towers on
9/11

Trips causes the plane to crash

I'm so glad I got this new job

Gee Bill, what is it we do here again? Type papers and shit?

OH SHIT A PLANE JUST HIT THE FIRST TOWER

phew, we dodged a bullet

Had to ruin it.

FUCK YOU

Blink 182 fuck yaaaa!

Should we leave? I mean it wont happen twice? I'm sure we're cool here?

OHHHHHHHNOOOOOOO

Why the fuck is my desk covered in thermite

Hey guys, I was in the john, what's going on?

They got rekt lol can't wait to share this on myspace

I'm sure were safe. After all jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

we're cool. jet fuel cant melt steel beams

Ha ha! Fuck those niggers!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>script

what tha hell was that??
James?? did something broke below us? cuz im seeing smoke through our windows.
Turn on the Radio plz.

Hey boss? There's some fucked up traffic, gonna be late. Wow that plane was flying low...

You nigga's gay?

>Implying

This. Hopefully there's no bombs or anything planted in the building though.

>Implying

no just having some autistic fun

Hey we should short all the airlines and airplane makers Any time there is an accident air travel grinds to a halt! We'll be rich!

Today's the day I overcome my fear of elevators! 99th floor here I come!

...

Did somebody order balloons?

ha! cop that Bronson. hows that promotion in tower one going now!

im watching porn at work right now

Oh yea, This is a beauty.

lucky im safe in tower two

We're all gunna die

Nice face, Where'd ya buy it?

mom brought me to work on my birthday, best birthday ever *Standing on top of tower 2*

Oh, I bought it at the autism store!

Cool, Where's that?

ALLAHU AKBAR

Hi I'd like to order some jet fule

Send em up to the top floor sir!

Sucks to be in tower 1, what a shitty pilot

Sir, Could you not scream that?

Toasting in an epic bread.

SHITSHITSHITSHIT

O SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I don't wanna die

Oh well back to work people !!

/b was wild on 9/11
>what is hidden board

Don't bring Jimmy Carr into this

That plane must be coming in to take a closer look at what happened to tower 1.

Everyone evacuate!

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2 days from retirement

Yea, It's like... Pointing at us!?

TWO SHITTY PILOTS?!?!? HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!?!?!

Thank God I'm on the 5th floor

OH GOD!! ANOTHER ONE?? this might be terrorism
SOMEONE CALL OUR PRESIDENT!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!

Don't worry there is no way there will be any problems. The building is fireproof and it has sprinklers. Let's just wait for the firefighters. Now somebody break out a window for some fresh air.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

We wuz kangs n' shiet

Damn it my pencil broke, could this day get any worse!

let me just take a pic of you, Steve

FUUUUCK! Everybody follow the evacuation plan! Regroup at tower 7 for a roster call!!

Fuck this I'm jumping off

I'm with ya wanna hold hands?

No that's gay

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fine i was gonna propose a 69 all the way down too but i guess thats too gay too

What are you gay or something

Aww crap.. why did I fill in for Leo today on my day off??

fire man here just got called that theres a fire in... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKKKKK ( guy who jumped hits ground in front of fire truck) welllll shiet

Holy SHIT

Hey im taking classes anyone able to cover for me?

Dude with both towers hit, I guess I'll jump off with a backflip! Anyone with me?

Sigh, It's those Damn Mormons again.

Are you a wizard?

They think they will get their own world to be god in if they keep preaching

Anyone wanna suck each other off on the way down?

Well, fuck. See you. *Jumps out window*

Succ

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>Trips causes the plane to crash
Which plane? The one loaded with thermite?

No but he's the president. Lucky guess, right?

Mr Roarke! Mr Roarke!

Oh shit is that Trump I see outside the window next to the 7/11?!

They must be.

Alright. Guess just me then... 3... 2... 1... *backflips off the tower as it collapses*

Do another flip

Thank God I work on the tenth floor. I'm outta here!

*flips again before smashing face first into the ground*
>ded

666 devil

Why isn't there anyone on the Exxon floors? Another corporate retreat?

Oh shit. Is everyone alright? I work for an Israeli company located in tower 1 and received a message from management early this morning telling me not to come in today.

This is now a best of Sup Forums thread. Please include me in the screenshots.

>OH SHIT THERES A THIRD PLANE

Always liked Mike... he was really helpfull and he liked to please everyone he could, even in death.
RIP in Pieces Mike
*Tower 2 collapses*
>ded aswel

The Princess is late again. We'll just have to start the meeting without her.

Where?

It's headed for the pentagon faggot

Real talk. Saw them last night. Was awesome.