ITT we act like we work at the twin towers on
9/11
Trips causes the plane to crash
ITT we act like we work at the twin towers on
9/11
Trips causes the plane to crash
I'm so glad I got this new job
Gee Bill, what is it we do here again? Type papers and shit?
OH SHIT A PLANE JUST HIT THE FIRST TOWER
phew, we dodged a bullet
Had to ruin it.
FUCK YOU
Blink 182 fuck yaaaa!
Should we leave? I mean it wont happen twice? I'm sure we're cool here?
OHHHHHHHNOOOOOOO
Why the fuck is my desk covered in thermite
Hey guys, I was in the john, what's going on?
They got rekt lol can't wait to share this on myspace
I'm sure were safe. After all jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
we're cool. jet fuel cant melt steel beams
Ha ha! Fuck those niggers!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>script
what tha hell was that??
James?? did something broke below us? cuz im seeing smoke through our windows.
Turn on the Radio plz.
Hey boss? There's some fucked up traffic, gonna be late. Wow that plane was flying low...
You nigga's gay?
>Implying
This. Hopefully there's no bombs or anything planted in the building though.
>Implying
no just having some autistic fun
Hey we should short all the airlines and airplane makers Any time there is an accident air travel grinds to a halt! We'll be rich!
Today's the day I overcome my fear of elevators! 99th floor here I come!
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Did somebody order balloons?
ha! cop that Bronson. hows that promotion in tower one going now!
im watching porn at work right now
Oh yea, This is a beauty.
lucky im safe in tower two
We're all gunna die
Nice face, Where'd ya buy it?
mom brought me to work on my birthday, best birthday ever *Standing on top of tower 2*
Oh, I bought it at the autism store!
Cool, Where's that?
ALLAHU AKBAR
Hi I'd like to order some jet fule
Send em up to the top floor sir!
Sucks to be in tower 1, what a shitty pilot
Sir, Could you not scream that?
Toasting in an epic bread.
SHITSHITSHITSHIT
O SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I don't wanna die
Oh well back to work people !!
/b was wild on 9/11
>what is hidden board
Don't bring Jimmy Carr into this
That plane must be coming in to take a closer look at what happened to tower 1.
Everyone evacuate!
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2 days from retirement
Yea, It's like... Pointing at us!?
TWO SHITTY PILOTS?!?!? HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!?!?!
Thank God I'm on the 5th floor
OH GOD!! ANOTHER ONE?? this might be terrorism
SOMEONE CALL OUR PRESIDENT!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!
Don't worry there is no way there will be any problems. The building is fireproof and it has sprinklers. Let's just wait for the firefighters. Now somebody break out a window for some fresh air.
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
We wuz kangs n' shiet
Damn it my pencil broke, could this day get any worse!
let me just take a pic of you, Steve
FUUUUCK! Everybody follow the evacuation plan! Regroup at tower 7 for a roster call!!
Fuck this I'm jumping off
I'm with ya wanna hold hands?
No that's gay
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fine i was gonna propose a 69 all the way down too but i guess thats too gay too
What are you gay or something
Aww crap.. why did I fill in for Leo today on my day off??
fire man here just got called that theres a fire in... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKKKKK ( guy who jumped hits ground in front of fire truck) welllll shiet
Holy SHIT
Hey im taking classes anyone able to cover for me?
Dude with both towers hit, I guess I'll jump off with a backflip! Anyone with me?
Sigh, It's those Damn Mormons again.
Are you a wizard?
They think they will get their own world to be god in if they keep preaching
Anyone wanna suck each other off on the way down?
Well, fuck. See you. *Jumps out window*
Succ
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>Trips causes the plane to crash
Which plane? The one loaded with thermite?
No but he's the president. Lucky guess, right?
Mr Roarke! Mr Roarke!
Oh shit is that Trump I see outside the window next to the 7/11?!
They must be.
Alright. Guess just me then... 3... 2... 1... *backflips off the tower as it collapses*
Do another flip
Thank God I work on the tenth floor. I'm outta here!
*flips again before smashing face first into the ground*
>ded
666 devil
Why isn't there anyone on the Exxon floors? Another corporate retreat?
Oh shit. Is everyone alright? I work for an Israeli company located in tower 1 and received a message from management early this morning telling me not to come in today.
This is now a best of Sup Forums thread. Please include me in the screenshots.
>OH SHIT THERES A THIRD PLANE
Always liked Mike... he was really helpfull and he liked to please everyone he could, even in death.
RIP in Pieces Mike
*Tower 2 collapses*
>ded aswel
The Princess is late again. We'll just have to start the meeting without her.
Where?
It's headed for the pentagon faggot
Real talk. Saw them last night. Was awesome.