what did he mean by this
What did he mean by this
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>based ronaldo getting this awesome ass for the ''I'm not gay photoshoot''
just another reason why he is the GOATest
That he really, really likes women
He really, really likes women.
>rainbow shorts
he is mirin dat ass
>dem sandals
Hot
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>another miss bumbum
BASED
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>stretch marks
>butt acne
>varicose veins
even if he were hetero he could do much better than that
he likes asses
you forgot
>2/10
>would not bang
>spend a few days on a boat by the coast of france with a bunch of your gay friends
>someone spots you and your publicist goes crazy
>publicist sends a few strippers to damage control
>you do this
ass lookin right
he better not be a faggot, or else this is massively unfair.
he goes both ways
well that in itself is unfair so i'm still pissed
You just KNOW he fucks like Patrick Bateman on some watching himself like in the mirror flexing kind of shit
Is this faggot ever joining back up with Real Madrid?
Fucking northerners.
if i looked like him id do that as well
>implying you wouldn't either if you had the chance
Gross
thats the best tho
you faggots are so cute
it's a meme you dip
she has a nice ass, shame about both of their faces
Too much cellulite
> ywn have literally every woman on earth throwing themselves at you at the smallest chance they get
> ywn have athleticism so Godly that even an HGH-infused autist with a once-in-a-lifetime talent playing in the GOAT club squads will still struggle to beat you
> ywn assblast the whole world memeing your way to a continental cup win
> ywn trigger closet fags on a Mongolian knitting board with your extra-small shorts photos and homoerotic millionaire best friends
Why even live?
because there is a possibility that someday, I may join his group of homoerotic millionaire best friends
Have you seen his skin up close? It's horrifying. Acne and sun damage have ravaged it. That's why he's always caked in makeup. He's going to be a freak show at 40+
Trade places? No thanks
>Trade places? No thanks
how the fuck is ronaldo so greasy all the time
he's fucking disgusting. if he didnt have his muscles he'd literally be fugly, just look at his brother and sister
HEY EVERYBODY LOOK HOW INCREDIBLY UNGAY I AM
Upon review, it is clear this ass has never been pounded by Ronaldo and that he is a fag.
Firstly, we see, how perfectly her thong goes into her ass. It does not leak out. If her ass had been pounded, her ass would be too loose, and her thong would fall. I know- I masturbate often to my sisters panties, she is a whore, with ass pounded often and has no shit stains because he thong hang out
There is no vaginal downwards flop, marked here with a red pointer
Her panties are SNOW CAMOFLAGE. SO SHE PUT THEM ON IN THE MORNING IN A COLD COUNTRY. SO HER MUST HAVE FLEWED HER FROM SCANDANAVIA FOR THE PICTURES
It is also worth noting, that, there is no post sex TSSSUUU from ronaldo. I wonder if he fuck her, or maybe, he wait for a moth to land on his dick, then pretend it hurt him so he watch Eder fuck her?
Fucking fag. He is gay. I wish he would be executed.
Jesus dude go outside
lol
>vaginal downwards flop
wat?
.........This is retardation at it's finest.
Funny way to blowjobs
this post is a blessing
>Her panties are SNOW CAMOFLAGE. SO SHE PUT THEM ON IN THE MORNING IN A COLD COUNTRY.
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Real king coming through
Russian posters on fire lately
seems like another solid analysis, Russiabro
These pics pretty much confirm that he knows the camera is there and is letting whoever take the pictures.
It's a publicity stunt to make us think he's not gay. Pack it up boys, this case is closed.
They both try too hard and are hiding something.
Look at real pussy killers like Tiger Woods. They try to keep it quiet. Guy probably already bang a state worth of fan girls and escorts.
You guys ever noticed that every woman he had has nothing but nice things to say about him especially insisting that he really loves to touch them in certain places?
Most bitches that get replaced are on a fury streak and can't wait to insult the man that dumped them.
They're too nice to him is all I'm saying. That paycheck and what not.
you can hide a camera easily
seems like the one trying to prove anything is you and only you, time to leave the closet homo.
just hide behind trees, bro.
or is he only pretending to be hiding behind a tree, to make it look real?
Yeah this is what I mean. The dude is "hiding" to make it look like they are candid photos.
this is some of the worst fakes I've seen in a while
>wonder if he fuck her, or maybe, he wait for a moth to land on his dick, then pretend it hurt him so he watch Eder fuck her?
my sides
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i had to giggle
smiling right before he punched the bitch
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>those hips
Tfw you'll never pound puss like that like based Ronaldo-sama
that bitch isn't even a 5/10 wtf is he doing?
He can bang 10/10's all day...
JUST FUCK MY NAILS UP
>vaginal downwards flop
>that bitch isn't even a 5/10
>isn't even a 5/10
come on now
>> ywn assblast the whole world memeing your way to a continental cup win
This is the only one that got to me
What did she mean by this?
Confirmed still gay, nothing to see here folks.
Best Russian analysis since IVAN CHESNOKOV on /k/
kek good post
'You must be this long to fuck me arsehole, sorry ronaldo-sama'
He is bisexual
Based russian autist with his always accurate analysis
I'm amazed people find these retarded posts funny
>not a real blond
>tan everywhere, who the fuck wants to be a nigger?
>underaged boobs
>holes in bikini, bitch can't afford anti moth clothes
>doesn't comb hair in months
>more hips than tits
2/10
would not bang
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both you and i know you would fuck this woman, jose.
>more hips than tits
how is this a bad thing, Jamal?
Igor, my nigga..
wtf i hate pedicurists now
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this place is so strange
>haha ronnie you got moves!!
>take us shopping with your bf sometime :))) !!
bcause I like to suck tits on missionary
Great post
in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king user