Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Kyouko claimed.
Holy fuck.
oh no
Well Esdeath is an actual psychopath
or sociopath
probably both
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Fair point. You'd do go wild and i would try to understand sometimes lol. If its that bad you can send via messages. I won't pry you
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Got one of her with a confident smile like
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Aw lucky
The middle school i went to was the stereotypical black and hispanic school
>both race at each other's throats
>3 fights everyday
>i got dragged into both somehow
>tried making me into a swag fag
>started to talk like them too
>even got a street name
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taekwond, judo and some wrestling
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I just love watching the oylimpic since it technically comes on every 2 years for almost a month. His 19th man. To him, its another medal by now. But to that guy, it means so much. I'd cry too tbh
Oooooohhhhhhhhh i call them the commentators
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Just very concerned for you dude
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A lot
Claiming best girlie!
>im not dangerous
>"no to be honest im more violent cant wait for collage this year my next 3d obsession i call it the target onec i see her i just know i need her "
Dude.
Saber claim
Kek
Watching anything good now? Playing any games
>This isn't the only time Esdeath concerned the thread
>Insert Esdeath threatening to kill his own family post here
This
>Thank God you're not close to him at all
This
By all accounts and what Esdeath has confessed to there's no reason he shouldn't be locked up anymore
>Ill fucking show them what crazy is
HOLY SHIT IS IT HAPPENING?
who is this?
Roll :o
roll :o
oh look its this cutie again :3
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can someone give me a summery of all the crazy shit i missed?
i was doing stuff
>Esdeath is on-the-ceiling-crazy edition
Calamity-masu'd
Taekwondo and Vovinam. Wanting to get into Wushu and Wing Chun because I want to be the most Asian an Asian can be
Vanilla i guess? i'll admit it's been a long time since i've had any ice cream.
What a cute claim you have there, does she have a thing for mortars?
brb gonna shower
roll
Esdeath has mental problems and unhealthy obsessions for girls.
I love that gif.
brb and yes
Iowa claimed
I get not being able to get over her but I don't get how you can stay obsessed to the point of wanting to stalk her again and force her into a relationship. That is fucking insane
Overwhelming concern
scarred for life hits the nail on the head. I'm legit scared for this girl right now
Not watching anything aside from the shit show right now lmfao
>I'm actually not surprised
>what the fuck
(Smugs)
My middleschool was 80% white
>We had a few mexicans that didn't cause trouble.
>We had a ton of mentally retarded people who did cause trouble though
>This one kid would follow me around all the time if he managed to find me
>He thought I was his friend but honestly I hated him
>I tried to be nice but he was so goddamn annoying and he fucked up a lot of shit for me.
After middle school they made this separate high school for the kids in this program where they were basically lazy and didn't do their work.
>Almost all of the coloured kids went there
>And a few trailer trash white kids
>I went to the nice high school
Penny Claim
>God Help This Thread.
your waifu is mine
AP, How goes it!? I haven't spoken to you in a while.
roll :o
Been lurking for quite a while now, I'm genuinely terrified
Check em
end your life :o
claim
It was so dumb, it was basically only bout my buddy not being in a university and not on some road to being a doctor
>so i was always seen as a slow autistic innocent in high school by grade 12 i realize this and use it to my advantage.
>use it to my advantage.
Seriously manipulative sociopath with no self-awareness, but by god is this entertaining.
Kek cute image
>Yeah she threatened to do that back in June when Shiki and others called him out for being autistic as shot
Hehe, I do get a bit carried away with it, I admit. But a passion is a passion, and it's better than some others, no?
>Bah fuck it, about to head to work anyways. Enjoy the 2.1 lewd claim.
>Please say someone screen capped all that stuff
maybe if my fucking mom hugged me i wouldnt have to worry fuck she would touch me she was scared of me when i was a baby i just want female love and you are telling me i cant have it one day ill take it no rape im not like that just a cuddle or kiss
my friends are telling me to stop so no more rants if you have any questions ill answer them calmly
I still have the old thread up, but i dont screencap shit because im no-... I might make an exception for this. Maybe.. probably not.
>>Please say someone screen capped all that stuff
> but by god is this entertaining.
I know the feeling.
Claim
Its been a while, how you guys be
epic Joel reference bro, your references are out of control.
My basic understanding of serial killers leads me to believe the following:
>Esdeath had serious mommy issues
>This leads to intense emotion to any woman in order to fill the void
>He cannot understand that others don't feel the same way about him, and are frankly, and justifiably, freaked out by his extreme behavior
>He feels horribly rejected and hatred towards anyone who denies his "love"
It won't be long before he actually murders out of hatred due to rejection, and realizes that he takes massive pleasure from the act
I expect him to be the subject in a documentary in a few years or so
ok :o
danke
prinz?
>scared hugs
ok
My mom abandoned my siblings and I when I was 6.
My dad hated me.
My older brother beat me and my dad would just tell me to shut up.
I was never encouraged.
Stopped doing my school work since grade 4.
Today, I've held a job for 6 years and tripled my starting wage. Have had two actual girlfriends. Know I'm fucked in the head(but not as bad as you)
and.. jesus christ, kid. What happened to you?
I just need you to understand that a person will not always validate your feelings but you will find a person right for you
>as far as a nutjob goes
But honestly you could be doing worse
>Just accept no as an answer.
Sachiiiiiii~
Hold me ;w;
>terrified hugs
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Get help.
Like shut the fuck up, get off of the internet, and seek mental asylum.
So, about that "squiral", was it hard to catch? Did it pay off?
>if you have any questions ill answer them calmly
Was the squirrel hard to catch?
Lucky!
>after middle school, i went to a school with more white people. Parents noticed a drastic change in my talking
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Me too
Totally agreed fam. Thanks4 lewds and someone should be
I wanna capeierua, wing chun, muy tai and krav maga
Please hold me
And from previous thread "what's up", lots and scarred
Oh, in that case she should calm down a bit, everybody has there own path and choices and unless it's a path that can get someone hurt it should have no effect on others and if he's your buddy it should all be fine.
come hang out man!
Kyle I miss you.
nigger what? try talking coherently if you want advice. i know it's not easy, when you are livid. now take a deep breath and try to express clear ideas if you want help. i'm actually pretty good at this game. so stop being a faggot and talk.
;-;
>tight hugs
you know what no he wasn't and i stabbed him in the back after that i took him apart it was all very fucking interesting il let you decide if thats the truth or just getting you to shut up about it
Gunna put this simply
get off the internet
go outside
and learn how the world works
You win, you lose
get over it
nobody would ever love anyone who acts the way you do
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nothing changed since I've been gone
kyle
Oh. Yeah that is pretty dumb
>I know a guy who's a doctor.
>a uh... back alley doctor though.
>he actually has a medical degree though.
Caproeria is an interesting art since it uses dancing, Muy Thai is something I tried. Wasn't really into it, and Krav Maga is basically be brutal and tatical. I think.
I'm going to sleep.
Come chill out with us buddy we miss you
True, it's a special time. Another medal but it's just that, another medal. He's rolling in the glory. When starting out, it holds a very hard impact, the happy tears would overflow.
Yeah I was thinking about the news kek.
The whole situation is laughable, but extremely worrying.
>No more rants
But I want my daily dose of kek.
I would hug and kiss you.
Knowing you, that sounds like fact.
Gladly smuggles
>holds
I'm so scared ;w;
>more hugs
Did you just admit to murder
i mean there isn't as much :o and other emojis anymore
>nothing changed since I've been gone
So you're still cancerous as before?
I wanted to save the whole thread, but mobile so fuck me.
Was hoping for responses too, but this'll work. Thanks user.
No problem m8, off to work! Bringing me a carne asada burrito and some rice crispie treats today!
you'd get murdered
then you would get dismembered and become a Sup Forums meme
nigger what? try talking coherently if you want advice. i know it's not easy, when you are livid. now take a deep breath and try to express clear ideas if you want help. i'm actually pretty good at this game. so stop being a faggot and talk
Night!
I want something with acrobatics and brute force like nightwing
>smug
Heyo! I've been meanin to chat with ya but I think I've been missing you. It's going alright over here could be better but I'm sure it'll pick up. How about you?
Hey prinz. Terror strikes us all
>autistic as shot
kek that goes well with the sentence. Esdeath truly scares me.
You legit need some help dude. wanting a lover is one thing but doing what you did is another. What in god's name broke you
I gotchu you buddy. tho I need someone to hold me right now this is spooksville. Holding train here we go
It really hurts. My worry levels are off the charts.
Doll claimed, no longer sleepy edition.
A good read regardless
Welcome Iowa, to enlightenment.
>That face
Kek
Yeah it's annoying but what can you do. That's his main combo so if they took that out there'd be a lot of backlash.
I don't want o believe this but something tells me it's true. Do the world a favor and turn yourself in if you did
uh oh :o
I've been too busy starving lol, my city has the highest unemployment rate in the US ;-;
I'm always ready to have a good time :3
Now why would he do that?
I thought you switched?
im ok i have to laugh or cry for a bit ill join soon you probably hate me like all the others
thank you see some one understands devotion
no they keep asking if i killed a squirrel
that's just me shitposting
I love klonata
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he's insane
like serial killer levels of crazy
I just thought Iowa you play league on NA right. Add me AngelWare if you want to play sometime
>Autistic as shot
Fuck me you know what I meant
Would you fuck a corgi?
If you don't have a facebook nowadays, I think you're weird honestly
>could be better
What's up my man?
Pretty good over here, comic work has got me busy on my off days. Besides that, nothing has changed.
"Good time" to you means "cancer" to a majority of us.
Hey Iowa!
>im terrified can you hold me
Killing a squirrel is still murder tbh fam
You're insane dude. You gotta get yourself checked out dude
I started changing more in college
>Before college I was an original edgemaster
>I told holocaust/racist/rape/murder/dead baby jokes all the time, not because I thought they were funny, but because the shock value was hilarious
>Now I find those jokes pretty funny and still tell them to this day.
One of my friends is going into college and I'm a reference for him
>Mostly cause his parent's are RIP
I went on a drive with him the other day since he's relatively new
>By new I mean he got his license two weeks ago
>We go on the freeway
>He gets his car up to 60
>The fuckin thing starts shaking
>"Don't worry, she's just scared of being on the highway."
>His car isn't old, its just a bit of a clunky hand me down that wasn't taken care of very well.
>If it goes over 55mph it fucking shakes as if it was in an earthquake
>Last thread shit scares me more than the thought of his car falling apart on the highway.
also I found a new Penny pic, she looks super cute ^^
;w;
>tighter hugs
;-;
rip klonata
i thought you were going to be kill :o
I hope you're okay Rocketman
Mmhmm. No homo though but he has a great smile. It does. Just imagine all the pics he'll take with it and keep it in a display case
That's where i got confused. Hold me. Im scared
Thanks smuggles
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Take care!.yum and agreed
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Shinoa needs more hugs
>shinoa
>waifu fags
>Normies
Pick one.
oh god, what did I miss? :O
I'm always here for you sachi ;o;
no my friend
i have therapist im slowly leaking the "bad" stuff but its scary to unmask years of plans you know? like i cant let him know me will you hug me friend my friends say im just yandere kek i still love
we are forgetting see it wasnt that bad you guys still love me right? im not that bad honest
esdeath please seek help lmao
I just feel kinda sorry for you.
Insane is a word used to make people stop being who they are and behave the way they want them to.
;wwwww;
>tightest hugs
Kek'd
You're smuggles I'm huggles
>tight hugs
What the Fuck do you mean you can't let him know. A therapist is there to help you no matter what. I get it You're scared of telling him but for the love of God please tell him/her. Youre gonna kill someone dude!
Question: Why are you even here?
You're either a terrible human being, and a complete failure
or you desperately want attention and made the entire story up
shes the best waifu
Probably should claim.
Sociopathic manipulative psychotic sympathizer
Allahu Ackbar!