Didn't want to pay for child support for my wife's son so I did THIS edition
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>Fractional odds
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4th for please come back to us Euan
5th for Ludogrets will never unsuspend
PLEASE stop posting CP
My fucking sides
HASS
WHERE are the GOALS?
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Want DEATH if there isn't another goal in the Palace match.
Really thought Bromley would net one, to the point where I'm also on BTTS pmsl
Partick U20 rball rape, now 1 up, kinda like -0.5
hell, some retard managed to be expelled after the end of the first half. Well, there it goes my money.
Why would a team like Birmingham score 3 goals in the first 30 minutes and then decide that because I went large on over 3.5 pre-game, they wouldn't score any more.
Why would anyone do this? Do they work for the bookies?
>@1.5
Youre the german who sucks at betting arent you
Nvm, price is shit now
NEVER doubted you
BROMLEY FUCKING SURREAL
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
It was 1.75 when I posted
Need 1 (one) Tel Aviv corner please and thank you
every game is fixed m8
30 minutes for Brummy or Kidd to score a goal, gonna be sweating for such a long time
back from a months break lads, what have I missed?
>hes placed a bet in the Summer Solstice
Edit: One Raanana corner please
>hes placed a bet in the year 2016
DUNDALKKKKKKKKKK
>my bet of the day wasn't even tipped on TT
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HOLY FUCKING FUCK THANK YOU BIRMINGHAM
>inb4 I get another warning for keeping it sport related
Euan couldn't handle the pressure of going paid and his yield dropping, so he gave up. pmsl
>No link to old thread either
Hass pls
Euan was revealed to be a fraud and had a mental breakdown over twitter
Also, what happened to the dutch jew?
lol
Would like that Apoel guy to write me a love letter. Got on at like 84 minutes for O0.5 as part some meme acca. It wins.
DERFELL DETECTED
EUAN DETECTED
>implying everyone but Derfail like Euan
>implying everyone but Euan likes Derfell
Only Derfell is enough of a spaz to believe the shite Betting Scams was saying
>tfw HUGE profits this week
>charges for worldies that lose
>has a lower yield that most free successful tipster
>somehow not a scam
SURELY draw @3+ for the BATE game is worth a meme bet
BATE are dire though, the most unreliable team in the existence of football.
Going large on Dundalk to qualify at 3.5
Anyone else fucking hate this new bet365 betslip on phone browser, fucking horrible to type the numbers in keep missing numbers due to lag, gonna end badly when i have to hurry a bet
But that wasn't what Betting Scams was talking about was it dumbass? Anyway I don't pay for Euan so don't know he's been like but the stats seem pretty decent to me
You're the retard who brought bettingscams up
Aberdeen to score 6th so juicy @2.87, already uac from it
i use the android app - no such issue.
>AH @0.0
Why
You brought up the whole Twitter debacle which involved BettingScams
>researched this game and didn't think it had enough to warrant an Aberdeen bet
Who /S_L_A_G_S/ here?
Old man...
I-Iceland! Stay back! Don't come near me!
Iceland...What perfect timing, But he's not quite in range. I'll deal with 90's In-play NBA spreads first.
Iceland! The secret of his Stand, The Trader, is time!
It's a Stand that suspends be--
ZA TRADERU! *booOoOOoOooOoooWooWooWoo*
At first, I could only suspend betting for a mere blink of an eye. But as my neck wound began to heal, I soon could stop it for two seconds, then three. I can now suspend betting for five seconds. Its strange to think of it as five seconds, since it occurs when betting is suspended, but I have five seconds in which to act.
Eventually I'll get to a minute...Then ten minutes, then an hour...Then as long as I want! It's quite exciting, knowing that I will be able to suspend betting for longer and longer...
Oh that's right, /bet/. You we're using muggy accys to protect your bet365 account. Muggy accys gave me a little trouble a hundred years ago, but it's powerless before The Trader--hmm
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA--MUDA!!!
The grandson of 90's In-play NBA spreads, Iceland Under 21 Women...You are now limited!
One more second...Zero.
EUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[STAND NAME]
THE TRADER
[STAND MASTER]
T4TW
Old Man!
S-Stay back! R-run...I-Iceland...D-don't go near him. K-Keep your...d-distance...Stay away...Stay away from him...Y-You're no... match...
pmsl my o2.5 on Dundalk match @2.4 might actually come off
>le Nitrogensports shill man
Anyone else found today fucking profitable?
Wildcards started, not too many upsets until now
I think Escape will 2-1 EHOME to be honest
It would have been if I hadn't got on Kurt's shite bet. Also should've had more on Spartans
what the fuck are you on about
>Aberdeen
bbc.com
time to go massive on Maribor
No I didn't you absolute motard, YOU did. How are you actually this dense? lol
Dota
The International started
Dundalk 2-0, always knew Hass was an idiot
Need Johnstone or Turriff goal for my meme acca to come in.. a moment of /bet/ magic PLS
Cheers mate, needed that too
BASED. Literally just picked overs in pretty much all Scottish games pmsl
PMSL if it took you this long then you're the real moron
missed the Nonleage worldie
The REAL worldie today was Spartans +0.5 desu
So SO strange.
when the other aussie gets on he'll say its a work of art
Marked it down as a loss,
Then just woke all my neighbours up screaming with the Dundalk o2.5!
3 wins, 2 void tonight. I'm going paid!
Odd post this
Agreed, very odd post
whats the handicap for Harrisburg - NY Red Bulls II ?
It was a question pal, not sure what your point is.
Why don't you just look and find out for yourself?
>Sleeping before 11
>ever
Come ON
Long story.
Gotta get up at 5:50am...
Anyone on Lanus?
Up absolutely sums today, so I've put them in a cheeky little accumulator.
Would've needed that Honka slags win to be really UAC, still pretty good day for me, too. Gonna sleep like a baby.
Jumped up out of bed and cheered and clapped after reading this work of art. Girlfriend NOT amused.
Not sure if I should go large on O0.5 FH with this lANUS game.
Resignation letter.
This is formal announcement of my retirement as the resident banter lord and tennis tipster. We've had some great times (Williams doubles, Raonic win, Djokovic loss) some bad times (acca losing on the last leg 3 TIMES) some good laughs (big week ahead) and some good conversations. It is with regret that I fall on my own sword. TT account will be deleted when I get on the computer. Shout out to some good individuals : Tedward, JonBoy, RomanSergio and Infinity. I will be posting as user from now. Which is much more fun.
Regards,
A broken, beaten TT.
**Anyone using my trip is an imposter.
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Not sure if this is memeing or real.
If real what the fuck.
Just lost huge amount of respect for you, you quitter.
Hi I've been away for a month, what happened? Results go to shit?
Big week ahead
What's the bet? NEED something to do.
Next you'll say "It was all a ruse, I have a 12-fold accy coming in!"
"It wasaru ruse, I haver 12 foldu accy comerin!--ohh"
Pmsl forgot to erase the trip from the name. Anyway wtb.
>still no Lanus goals
Getting worried lads.
No more bets please.
Think it was expected to be a very low scoring game. Seeing these shit teams play it amazes me that they can score goals at all.
Goodbye my friend.
I should have put it as under 2.5/3.5 like the others. Fuck.
Good riddance