Dubs decides what I do with my cat

Dubs decides what I do with my cat

sage

love it and give it some food..

roll

Pet it and make it feel loved.

Pet, snuggle, and be nice to kitty.

Pet the puss puss.

pet it and post video
twice

Put cat in dryer, no heat, just tumble.

rollerino

wut the fuk

DIZZY KITTY TIME

microwave it

I already do that shit faggots

Op must deliver

It's like an carnival ride for kitty.

plz dont op

Take it for a walk.

Trade it in for a dog

But won't that kill her?

take it to the pound

I got dubs so too so you must

Dubs on the dubs. OP is now legally bound.

maybe scare it but no way itll die

Nice socks OP.

No, is fun time for kitty, will love it!

gibe her food and buy her catnip liek a gud user

But what did she do to deserve that? I just thought you guys would tell me fun stuff to do with her

please dont be a faggot

Why don't you put your fucking companion in the dryer and see how it likes it faggot?

Throw a couple pillows in there with her. 1 minute, tumble only, no heat. She'll love it, I promise! Plus, you said you'd do it. Don't be a faggot, OP.

we are on Sup Forums. it is literally impossible to not be a faggot

Clean your fucking room and deliver faggot

where the fuck do you think you are right now?

You are good-d at baking right user?

Fuck her

>2016
>Believes this works
Newfag

Lick her pussy

Put a spoon in her ass

I thought b liked kittehs. You faggots are pathetic. Pet the kitteh and play lazer tag kk

sharpie in pooper

Roll where's my toll
Fuck it's ass

Deliver him to valhalla shiny and chromed

QUADS HAVE SPOKEN

Dubs

Scratch it relentlessly right at the top of the base of its tail. Sing to it while doing so.

You fucking dumb ass motherfucket.. give the cat away to someone that isnt braindead..

These are fucking DUBS, OP. DUBS. Do you know what that means? Now get it done, faggot.

You throw your cat in the air and stop listening to dubs.

It will be fine. I do it to my cat all the time when it pisses me off. Her fur will get extra fluffy, and you might even notice an improvement in her behavior.

You now haft to put a sharpie in your cats pooper, congratulations OP.

Fuckin deliver, OP

eat

bumping for the slim chance OP is not a faggot today

Put her leg in your but

Cant deny the quads

Nope, op is going to be a faggot. I'm not hurting my cat

good on you mate

Show your penis to her

>Kittehs
>Kitteh
B doesn't like anything fucking newfag go back to tumblr

Then why did you do this thread in the first place. Why did you waste everyone's time? Kill yourself, you faggot.

SCRATCH THAT MOTHER FUCKERS TAIL. NOW!

damned if you do, damned if you dont.
i commend you for not harming your cat. but i think if you aren't willing to do literally anything after a dubs decides post, then you shouldn't post in the first place.

this

Newfag detected.

Give her food

...

I had the dubs to stick your cat in the dryer. Just one minute, no harm would have come to her except she would have been mildly pissed off and dizzy. You are a fucking faggot and need to die.

shitty wasted quints. gtfo.

But why would I make her passed off and unhappy on purpose?

you're in the clear, OP
don't actually do something that would put your cat in danger, like these morons suggested
but really, clean your room, plzzzz

SCRATCH. HER. FUCKING. TAIL.

Does this trigger you?

fucking forgot file

No. Why would it?
>You're still a newfag by the way.

Cat in the dryer
kek

I WAS ABOUT TO JERK OFF
NOW BONER IS DEAD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>same to you m8
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Actually just got back from a business trip, that's why my room is completely upside down. For some reason I never have the motivation to clean my shit up when I take it out of my bags.

>He's so fucking mad.

>Back from a business trip
>Target bags all over
>New belts
>New notebooks on bed
You obviously just got done with back 2 school shopping little one. But, please, do tell us about this business trip.

...

I'm a Salesman/Asistant Manager for a Jewelry store with 12 stores along the west coast, and I went down to San Diego for 5 days for inventory logging and a meeting with corporate.

>mad Kek
Yeah m8 I'm furious. I'll become an uber 1337 haxor and trace your IP.
Was literally about to post that

Dont forget to study little one.

>U don't even need bait on the hook.

>HES SO FUCKING MAD!

I will find you
might hire a hacker on the shadow web

k

>Yeah man just throw the whole fishing pole in


>>>>>>>>>>>>Implying

Just to justify myself further, I take the bags with me to put my dirty clothes in and the notebooks on my chair are my old notebooks for when I was self studying micro and macro economics

look at his room. i don't think he can help it.

I've already uploaded the Turtle virus 2.3 to his backdoor.
>Mfw his SIMM RAM starts to wamjam
>Mfw he needs to get a new processor belt to stop the oscillations.

MAXIMUM RADICAL KEKS!
>HES SO FUCKING MAD.

This is bait btw

I love you bb
I'll meet you in another shitpost
>Bread is about to die

nah fam. i got like three processor belts just for such an occasion. i even got video card tapes just in case so my monitor wont go out.

ooooh so edgy! you saved animal torture because you're so rebellious and cool. you're definitely not a virgin!

toss it out the window

Shh... Dad might hear you. He's been drinking again.

>Being this triggered on Sup Forums
TopKek
Now I'm out bb