Just cheated on my girlfriend of 6 years that I'm on the cusp of breaking up with, AMA.
>in dying relationship
>seeing cute girl for a while behind girlfriends back
>hook up a few times
>have sex today
>didn't cum but she did
>rock hard cock thanks to gas station dick pill I took to avoid the chance of performance anxiety
pic unrelated
Kill yourself you piece of shit
You gonna tell her?
I might, I can't think of any other way to break it off with her. I don't have a reason to want to end it, I just don't have any feelings for her anymore and I feel bad about it because she's sweet and loves me a lot, I just can't pretend to love her anymore and I guess if I just say I cheated she'll hate me and that'll be the end of it.
Maybe some chemical in that gas station dick pill will kill me.
>6 years
Yeaaahhhh wtf are you doing with yourself man
You better tell her, thats kinda degen m8. You're just gonna hurt her way more if this situation unearths itself like i know it will.
Do you think it will unearth itself? I don't see how she'll find out about it. I know its degenerate, I just actually have feelings for this other girl and it just happened. I was afraid I'd get guilty though and my dick would die so I took the pill, which I guess makes it even worse but still.
Ayy carumba! Hope you brought some paper towels, because this tale is JUICY!
Wtf guys are morons.
If you dont love her anymore then just fucking tell her that you idiot...that IS your reason. Now you just made yourself into the biggest asshole alive
It's not that easy to tell someone "hey I don't love you anymore, that's why I've been distant and a piece of shit recently" as they're sobbing telling you how much they love you. I'd much rather she just bitterly despised me than have her cry over me.
Lol those gas station pills actually work? Always thought they'd fuck your shit up or give u dick cancer
While I still think you should kill yourself, it's clear to me that you do care for her but the fire has faded. Before you hopefully off yourself, you might consider coming completely clean with her. It's going to hurt you, it's going to hurt her, it's just going to be painful -- but it will happen sooner or later. Do it on your terms and move on now for the sake of her. We both know she doesn't deserve this.
Also, buy a gun and shoot yourself.
Yeah I didn't think it would work but it did, I'm sure they sneak cialis or something in them because you get PDE5 inhibitor sides, stuffy nose, bloodshot eyes, etc. Cock was hard as hell though, only downside is I couldn't cum for the life of me, she sucked me for like 20 minutes and nothing, just a hard meat stick.
You had feeling for your girl six years ago, too. Love ain't easy. Time will always pass and passion will always dissolve (to an extent) no matter the woman. In the long run, it's about loyalty and respect not romanticism and passion.
Break up with her,what you did was wrong,you should've just ended it before you cheated
Thats a bullshit excuse...id much rather have my bf tell me he didnt love me anymore rather than pretend to and fuck other women behind my back. That shit aint right.
If you dint love me anymore yea ill be really fuckin hurt and cry for days....but if i were to figure out you cheated on me behind my back and pretended to love me id be fucking damaged...im talking long term damage.
My first imdediate thought would be that you had 0 respect for me and for our relationship.
Time goes on and people change. Any adult can understand that feelings cam change.
So as far as i see it. Youre just a litte bitch who has no balls.
OP is a cheetah
Pic seems related.
Tits and timestamp or gtfo.
Murder her op. Murder her and consume her corpse. It is the only way.
>gas station dick pill
K OP; sure you did.
Damn, I don't know if it's worth it then if you can't blow your wad.
Nah it is worth it, trust me. You don't need to blow your load when you make a great impression.
Yeah I'm a little bitch with no balls, I never denied that. I don't have the courage to shatter someone's heart and then I have the constant thought that maybe I'm making a mistake and won't find anyone as good as her, and I should just stay with her despite my lack of passion/love towards her.
Why do you people want death. Or try to cause it. Its the stupidest thing ever.... fuck
Theirs a certain degree of irony behind infidelity, sure you feel like you've won a victory void of consequence, but slowly over time the 'what ifs' will begin to eat at your soul.
Your beloved will be broken for a long time, but it'll make her stronger, whereas you'll be left to think about this over and over until you die.
Also enjoy spending countless hours in therapy, which is commonplace for people who cheat (low self esteem, mummy/daddy issues, bpd, etc.
It's just an edgy thing to say "kill yourself pussi xD lol! " who cares man.
What are these "what ifs" that you're talking about? I don't even consider what I did to be textbook cheating anyway, I haven't been intimate with my "girlfriend" in months, haven't kissed her, haven't exchanged "I love yous" I've only been in a relationship by definition.
Are you implying youre not shattering her heart now????
You think she doesnt think about how distant youve become?
You think when you tell her that you fucked another girl shes just gonna hate you and thats it??
No her heart is gonna be shattered either fucking way.
Youre a fucking idiot if you cant realize that there is no outcome where she doesnt get heartbroken.
Its too late to care for that now
Not really I had the same scenario but I didn't cheat I just told her straight up I didn't love her. She cried and cried and I wished that she hated me. She never got over me and committed suicide so OP you made the right choice. :)
I say kill yourself because it's the easiest way out, not because it's an edgy thing to say. You'd be missing out on what, fifty years? That ain't much.
Havent done anything in months and your gf hasent said anything about it? Yea you could have just broken up with her without fucking someone else. Pretty sure by now shes expecting a breakup already you dumbass.
My parents have been married for 30 years and still at least kiss eachother once a day.
Im pretty certain your gf has been expecting a breakup.
You're a piece of shit
Dont listen to this faggot.
If a girl is willing to kill herself simply because "he dont love me no more" shes either 12 or retarded.
Either case. Better off dead than having that walk around here
this is the first time im going to pull an idubbz on Sup Forums, "this is the first time im going to say it un ironically and mean it, kill yourself"
Yeah she is, I'm pretty sure I've mentioned it, if not I will now. She's complained about me being distant, said she's waiting for me to break up with her, etc. etc. sobbed saying she loved me and only wants me. That's where my dilemma is, I feel bad, I don't want her to be miserable and if she's this miserable NOW imagine what she'll be like when I do it? I didn't have to cheat I know that but it's not like I did it out of a desire to fuck. I've been hanging out with this other girl for some time, and she likes me and I like her, its fresh and its passionate and we ended up having sex. Crucify me, what was I supposed to do?
Guess that's true. But still don't trust those gas station pills. Please post again if your dick falls off in a few days. I'd rather get my hands on Viagra but I don't know where to find it.
And good luck with your chick problems. I'd just break up with her if you really don't care for her. But then again I also think that all fires eventually die if they aren't fed more shit to burn. Maybe you do still love her but you guys nevet really developed past the initial relationship stage. Maybe it would be different if you tried building something deeper together.
But I don't know shit. I just want viagra
The simplest of things.
Like when you start thinking about the point at which shit changed in your relationship, which resulted in the downward spiral towards infidelity.
It really is the small things in life that determine our story and you'll begin picking at all of them in time.
Or maybe you won't who knows, it just sucks being cheated on, when the easiest thing for both of you is to tell them the truth, that its over and the things you once loved about the other person don't make you feel that way any longer.
Well keep on the lookout on August 10th at around this same time I'll post a thread about the pill and a review on it. Its called One More Knight by the way, so you know what to look for, I'll have this photo as the OP
My infidelity was organic and out of romance not lust I don't think I'll think about it regretfully honestly. I have feelings for the person I cheated with, when I rip the bandaid off this dying relationship I'm going to date this girl, we're practically dating already.
Sweet, thanks a lot gas station pillfag. Good luck.
>it's clear to me that you do care for her
dude cheated on her, how retarded are you user?
but yes i do agree that OP should off himself
How new are you faggot?
Does the new girl know you're still in a relationship?
If shes cool with that, shes either desperate or as apathetic as you are.
Sounds like she'll suit you perfectly.
I told her we broke up already, though she said she didn't care to begin with so yeah she's just as apathetic as I am.
why not keep the ex as backup pussy and break it off with her and go with the new girl
after 6 years there should be something there
like a marriage or a kid or something more than just an empty relationship
i say end it asap. dont tell your gf you cheated.
just dump her and spare her the pain.