Well Sup Forums, tonight I found out why you dont go into the South Carolina woods at night, especially by yourself

Well Sup Forums, tonight I found out why you dont go into the South Carolina woods at night, especially by yourself

What happened OP?

What did you find out there?

I got raped by notch

What happened?

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I havent pre typed any of this, so give me a second

I'm keen, type fasta nigga

As someone who has spent an excessive amount of time in the northern michigan woods both at night and by myself I'm curious as to what spooked you. I've had the shit scared out of me a few times but it was always explainable

God damn comment deleted itself, starting over.

What happened

>save often
first computer rule user. have you learned nothing?

did you get raped?

Ye, but that unrelated

you got attacked by a bear? i heard there are bears there

>be me
>stationed in South Carolina
>Decide that I want to go do a sick night ruck in a local state forest and get some good training in
>a bit of a drive, but not too far from here and by that I mean like 20 miles
If anyone wants to look it up, its near Sumter
>wearing my camo bottoms, as well as a Tru-Spec black combat shirt, a good combo for night ops
>these woods are kinda creepy in the daylight, and even though ive been in them many times, no matter what they will creep me the fuck out at night everytime
>Oh yeah, strap on my 13 inch KA-BAR and a Gerber machete not only because of the occasional mountain lion, but because of the crazy inbred backwoods hillbillies that inhabit this region of the land
>better safe than very, very sorry
>arrive in the clearing after an uneventful drive through the pines
>park my truck, throw on my ALICE pack, check my flashlight and venture off into the woods listening to the screech owls scream

go on....

did you stub a toe in the dark?
did you toe a dark in the stub?
did a dark a stub in the toe?
these and many more questions will be answered fucking never

Still keen, nigga. Seems interesting

spooky

Bump, still curious to see if OP's story isn't complete shit

>Immediately feel much more on edge and jumpy than I ever have before, no real reason for it that I could tell
>call myself a pussy and keep going anyway
>boy I should have listened to my gut instinct
The setup is something like this: near a small lake, there is a Park ranger office/house surrounded by huge pines, backed up onto the side of a small mountain with an 18th century waterwheel perched on the lower end, presumably because the water level was much higher back then than they are now. If you walk toward the waterwheel, the main trail starts there
>looking back over the lake and cabin in the moonlight from atop the first bit of the mountain, it seemed tranquil and not at all sinister
>face the mountain, put my head down and establish a good pace that I hold for a solid 15 minutes or so until I come to the first main stop for me along this piney trail, a very small pond overshadowed by the moss hanging down from the trees above
>still spooked, no real reason for it though, just told myself it was the way the mood was shining tonight
>looking into the water with my flashlight as I walk slowly around the edge of the pond, just for the hell of it
Cont.

user, what am I looking at right now? I keep seeing this image everywhere.

Yee pls

Horse without a hoof

Seems alright so far, keep goin, OP

I live in South Carolina, continue

Bump for interdast

I think the Carolina Spooper got OP

Bumperino

Bumperino

>suddenly see a deathly white boney face staring up at me out of the mud
>so startled and scared I yell and drop my flashlight into the pond
Lucky I brought my waterproof light with me tonight, it was still shining so I just reached into the water and picked it up
>look at the face, it’s a little girls doll barely visible through the mud and algae
>literally what the fuck
>check my pants for bodily fluids, find none, and decided to move the fuck out of the area ASAP
>keep running
>eventually make my full circuit, every sense is tuned and im 100 percent on edge at this point, just ready to get the hell out of there
I would have simply gone back but there was no way in hell I was walking back past the doll again
Remember how I said that when you are at the waterwheel, you can see the cabin?
>get done with training ruck, now standing at the wheel
>look out over the lake and cabin, when all of the sudden all the lights in the cabin turn on at the same time
>shit myself again, then laugh because its probably just one of the rangers
>check parking lot for his truck
>no truck
>thoroughly spooked again, and I cant get to my vehicle without passing right next to the cabin
>decide to fuck it, might as well see who is in the cabin. Shits and giggles, right?
cont, we are nearing the end

Bump

ITT, OP gets spooked by childs doll.

Spoopy as fuck, OP. I'd probably break down and cry if I were in your position OP, have done in less frightening situations

Checked and bump

Come the fuck on, OP this better no end in a mother post, a cena post or a dinosaur post. I will find you and cut your dick off

bump

gimme da ending bby

Nope, chuck testa

Damn, that's old.

Hurry OP I'm waiting to fap

OP my dick is getting soft. Hurry the fuck up. I need to cum.

>walk to the cabin slowly, eyeing the windows every once in a while to see if I can see anyone
>see figure moving inside but can't tell what it is
>heart racing
>blood pumping
>finally reach the cabin, with sweat on my palms
>put my hand on the doorknob
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

OP will surely deliver

Shakin my dick OP

>inb4 dinosaur
>inb4 "if you dont reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep. NO IMMUNITY"
>inb4" and his name his john cena"

You're not fuckin OP, goddammit

Fuck this guy

Thanks op. Just blew a huge load.

user, kill yourself.

You need Viagra, son, cuz you can't climax.

Waiting OP

I will literally kill myself if this is OP

Gtfo bitch
Replying because of said post

Spooks

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Bumperoni

Bump Op I wanna hear the rest

Do it faggot

>stealth approach cabin with KA-BAR drawn
>before I get to the door, it happens
>soft stepping over twigs and rocks, I am near the first window when all of the sudden
>a chorus of heinous, wild, cackling laughter sounds all around me like I am surrounded by Satan himself
>literally coming from all around me, spinning around I see no one
>terrified I scream and start running back to my truck in a blind panic, laughter follows me from all directions and chases me as I run
Never in my life, have I been so pants-shittingly scared. The primal urge to get to my truck was overpowering
>tear streaming down my face, fuck it im not even ashamed to say it
>tear the door off my truck, start it up, and peel out like a bat out of hell down the dirt road toward the highway 12 miles away
>every turn in the road I have to slow down to less than 25 miles an hour or I will hit a giant pine
>cant help but envision a tribe of inbreds throwing a spike strip across the road, there would be nothing I could have done
>absolutely terrified
>realize that I lost my Gerber in my mad escape to my truck
>finally make it to the main highway where I floor it all the way home
>Did I mention the as soon as the laughter started, all the lights in the cabin went off simultaneously? They fucking did.
God knows what hellish ritual I disturbed or what I did to deserve that. What the hell happened to me Sup Forums

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I live in sc

I used to live in the woods in Beaufort

I would never fucking go out there after 8pm if I didn't absolutely want to die

Thats it, fucking what?

Meh. My ending was better.

oh, and -Fin.

Kill yourself

do you have any stories user

Aliums.

Decent story, OP. Not the best, but it does sound like a terrifying experience. Thanks for delivering

You went camping outside sumter? You fucking idiot

u got pranked

Sounds like you got raped by hillbillies and internalized something much easier to deal with. How does your anus feel?

Are you gonna go back for the Gerber?

nou

Vintage.

It's bullshit.

It's 2016 and he claims to use an ALICE pack. He's just regurgitating things he's read on /k/ and thinks he's cool.

Is that the /k/amping board?

No user. I want to live...

I got a short one, from BC Canada, living in the boonies if anyone's interested.

Of course it's fake. The question is whether or not the story is good.

It's mediocre at best. Not exactly nightmare fuel.

Thanks user, I was just recounting the night. What could I have improved upon?

Probably b8, but /k/ is weapons.

/k/ is weapons, /out/ is the camping board.

RIP Gerber, it won't be forgotten.

Thank you for the clarification kind sir

No problem newfriend.

Jesus christ user, you triggered me. I like using the ALICE pack that I bought MYSELF, not issued, because of the metal frame and purchase price. go away

Not really new just don't leave my Sup Forumsasement

yes

I don't visit /k/, so I have no idea what an ALICE pack is, user

I ain't really the guy to ask about what needs improving, but it just lacks something that other stories have, sorry OP

Why do you say this user? what is in sumter

Once sent out my dog Labrador retriever fully grown, one of the unusually big labs, almost 35" tall at shoulder

I've seen him fight other dogs in the past and he always came back unscathed

Not 5 minutes later I come back out and he's gone

He never fucking roams at night

Heard some rustling so went looking for him with a tiny 1 led flashlight, could barely see anything in front of me

Rustling stopped before I could figure out where it was coming from

I looked around while calling for about 4 hours before giving up, couldn't find him, he would always come running when called, he was highly trained

Next morning I found a completely mutilated pulp that somewhat resembled my dog

I heard no fucking struggle, no nothing, it was about 10 feet from where the forest started

I loved that dog

Being someone who lives in South Carolina, bump for personal interest.

jesus fuck

>be 10 years ago, 13-14
>out behind my house with a couple friends playing air-soft
>figure why not go exploring
>me, K, and G, G is an Indian, 100% Native American.
>we go venturing up the mountain, I got two Bowie knives and K has a machete
>we've ran into Cougars before, better safe than sorry.
Now is when shit starts to get fun
Sorry it's not pre typed, on my phone, laptops fucked

OP got raped.

Bump for interest

I use an ALICE pack quite often, one that I brought to Afghanistan in 2012.

Does that trigger your /k/ommando autism?

Hurry. Fellow BCfag here.

sure it wasnt a bear or something?