You smell bad

you smell bad
you have 10 seconds to defend yourself

Its 4:30 am, I'm alone, fuck off I can smell how I want.

This.

no you cant

For you

Bukkake

I took a bath 2 days ago

take a shower right now

YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE MY SMELL
FUCKING SEXIST PIG

no i dont
that's your own stink

sorry bro thats ur upper lip you're smelling

nono, its you

Washing machine broken.

I just woke up and ITS FUCKING HOT

So fuck you.

Sorry I just ate my cum a moment ago

No one to smell me :(

No I don't.

You're a little nigger faggot. Go jack off to techni-color horses and sub-par to abominable sonic oc's. And i bathe on a regular basis. Must be your fishy ass

I didn't ask you how I smelled, I asked for cheesy bread

You sniffing me bitch?

>T-Thanks, you too..

no u

Checked

Well, what did you expect? I'm sitting in my dumpster, minding my own business (I was tucking in to a juicy rat). In a sudden, blinding glare I glance up and see Bert and Ernie's adopted child giving me the third degree. Fuck off, you little faggot!

>OP gets punched harder than ever before right in the face
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!?!?

That smell is your mom's pussy, bitch!

so?

I'll take a shower, then...

I went on an hour jog and worked up a sweat. Still lost more weight than most of you neckbeards in a month.

fricking freak

i learned it from you, DAD!

Oh sorry i got this smell from your mother's pussy.

Ey fak u mang

Hold the mustard, extra salt on the fries, you fucking McNobody

I WORK HARD

Just as a tree doesn't make a noise if it falls in a forest if no one is around because it takes an ear to "hear"
I do not stink as no one is around to "smell" and I have an inability to smell. Born that way.

Well get you mouth of my ass hole and start sucking my dick, it's a little dirty been a while since a little faggot like you has licked the cheese off.