Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
There isn't many lewds of her sadly.
>Check em
(bully)
Good to know If shizuru was futa and offered to cum on you would you let her?
(pizza)
same thing no?
(Discount Tsundere~chan)
no not cool
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>Cool
>Waifu thread
Of course I meant you are cool compared to all the other anons on the chan
Pretty much everyone on this thread
No one cars about the 3D world
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He does? That's pretty cool but my dog is too big for that
If I want to breathe he can't sleep in my bed, you however can sleep with whenever you want
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Nice get
>Claimed
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Finally a proper claim.
Sounds bad.
Not at all.
still here
and
yeah she is a little dog. what kind of dog do you have? sleep with what whenever?
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Ahh i see. So the boats still have their ...Anchors, i suppose, in you?
Think what you like. Perspective is good though.
I'd request she not.
>Just watched the Makoto episode
I was smiling the whole episode.
>claimed
I can't sleep
Excuse me? i think we all know who the coolest one here is.
If we're talking about dogs i have two golden retrievers, one of which always gets super excited when she sees me and the other is kinda lazy but will always set himself up next to me.
Yea I figured that, he is a Belgium shepherd.
>Don't be so smug with your mug
You know I meant, with me silly
Hi there Syndra
Don't be such a downer
Weren't you starting your oblivion game again? How's that going?
Sorry lady. I guess you just aren't cut out for this kind of work.
And you're still stuck in a web.
Hello
It's suffering.
Well damn, one more time.
Hey nui why not?
Golden retrievers are pretty fun, but they cant sleep with you either
How's the garden?
And you of course?
Just stop, is embarrassing
I am a downer. Apologies.
I've done nothing involving the spider other than a little dicking around in like, two threads.
I'm not going to heresy to a spider.
She's far too adult for a lolicon like me.
Oh wew
You'll find some sooner or later.
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You'll get there someday sweetie
guess who is also here
i had a golden retriever once. she was a good dog.
wow that is a cute dog, i can see it smothering someone. its just a mug. that is what i thought you meant
a cute
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They can, my oldest golden usually sets himself up at the end of the bed.
Sorry for your loss, Tomoko user.
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Don't tell me what to do.
Hopefully.
One more time
thats ok. she was an old dog which was good
Yea is way too hyper though so hugging him usually ends with me playing with him for an hour else he won't be satisfied
That's so cute
If you don't het dubs before my return you're a failure for the rest of your life
How ever I gotta go walk him now
So see you guys in a bit
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I believe in you! :3
Oh. And the oblivion. It was going ok.
I got distracted by some crap on the net so i haven't been playing much.
i love you too
thats ok as long as they are happy and enjoy the walk
>Don't believe in yourself
>Believe in me who believes in you
I suppose so, it still hurts to lose something your so close to though.
See ya
Check em!
Dammit
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Keep trying, you'll get there eventually
it was forever ago
Did it work?
she scamper
>akagi claimed
Best owner
Going to bed for real now.
Oh, still though.
i guess it's nice to have the good memories forever with you.
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If this doesn't work i give up.
No, no it didn't
>Keep trying!
Best pet~
>pat pat
Uh oh...
Well damn.
Just came in the thread. Don't even know why
night
Fine and.. fine.
Right.
Sure.
I know you want to break the loli curse.
That's a real shame
>better luck next time
My Fate/Stay night just crashed
>god why
Poor you.
I think I take a leave again. No reason for me to stay here
hopefully i'm blessed with lewds when it happens
Curse? It's not so bad.
I'm not so set on lolis that i can't enjoy other flavors of girls.
Used to be engaged to a girl with DDs. Prefer them smaller, but it's no deal breaker.
Just like i'm sure you can like girls who don't have white hair.
Before i go though check these singles
Claim
Nice
hi
Squid.
More of a sickness then?
>Just like i'm sure you can like girls who don't have white hair.
Impossible.
Hey there. Doing good?
Yo
my neck and shoulder hurt besides that im ok
How goes?
For your try I roll for you at my leave now
Ouch, did you sleep wrong or something?
I guess it goes good. Just wondering.
I'm not sure what you'd call being a lolicon. Sickness sounds fine. Sexual deviancy sounds a tad more accurate.
Wondering? What about?
yeah i just want someone to rub it but you know
You know. Just stuff
I'd help out in any way that I can but...
>not gay
Heyho waifu
THAT stuff?
Chara? Been a while.
True. I just wasn't around that early for a while. It's 1 pm here.
How are you?
Hey
Yeah but you know, other stuff too. I'm blind so I'm just thinking about clear vision. Also being dead broke and stuff.
Well. I neglected this. But oh well.
A shitty time edition.
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well it wouldnt get sexual that would be yeah
Hello Rory. What's cooking?
Heyo Squid girl
A night of literally shit.
c a n c e r
Only 3:30 AM here. Just haven't seen you around in general actually.
Doing well?
Mm, understandable. Depending how this goes today, my offer to get you your glasses will be there.
RIP Rory.
Ayy
I just didn't want it to come off as gay or anything.
We never talk any more. How are you?
Nah I don't think that's necessary. I think I'm getting new frames tomorrow.
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thats ok i guess
You should keep it locked away.
Sounds horrible. What happened?
Doing well, yup, moving out next month or so.
lmao
That's because I wasn't on for quite some time.
I'm doing fine. Soon going to move out. How are you?
I have to bowel clean for a colonoscopy.
Havent eaten in 24 hours. Rip me indeed.
Oh I see. Are you moving far or nearby?
Yeah I also got another visitor so I had to wait until this late.
Don't get raped
Oh? Bout damn time! Get some good sturdy ones!
Ohhhh! I just moved out myself!
Truly the skelton Kangaland deserves.
>Whelp, that was a quick 30 minute depression. Enough of that shit!
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who is it this time?
Yup. Plastic is shit.
>Was it me?
My other cousin. Lately he's been coming weekly and it's starting to annoy me.
Hey guys I'm back
>Tsun yun
Miss anything?
That's literally shit, alright. Reason why you have to do a colonoscopy?
Far. Moving in the middle of Vienna. It's gonna be awesome
That's awesome! Alone or with a roommate or a lover?
why does he come?
welcome back