Twins @ Indians game thread

Gibson vs. Carrasco
Scoreless in the 1st

Full disclaimer: I'm not Tribe OP

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an actual scoreless first inning so there's hope tonight

Sup

>32 pitch first inning

wtf was that!

gotta score some time boys

no /home run derby/ episode tonight?

Almonte is still on the team.

Explain this shit plz

Carrasco is literally taking a thousand years between pitches it feels like

Welp

okay - home run derby

is it really fair to call this the best lineup in baseball anymore?

I really don't know....

He's sucked since he's been back, he can't even play if we go to the playoffs.

Why the fuck are the Indians unable to beat the Twins?

jesus fucking christ

Kepler is literall fucking GOAT

this team is DONE

A bit of an overreaction.

Now that we sent all our prospects away for one reliever and an outfielder, nows the perfect timing for a second half collapse.

Response runs pls

at least the Tigers were good when we couldn't beat them, no excuse this time

Why can the Indians never crush 4.00+ ERA pitchers like they're supposed to?

Based fucking Kepler. What's up guys

hell of a bat, perez. sure mom's proud.

your boy Kepler is wrecking our pitching again is what's up.

Got back from a bike ride

Cookie just doesn't have it tonight

is that what you're calling glory holes now?

this was not worth getting up for. I'm going to take another nap, just like the Tribe batters,

time to yank this scrub and let the bullpen give up 8 more runs

epic joke

I really just want Matt and Ruck to shut the fuck up tonight. Stop cheerleading for the Twins and stop talking

They're always the absolute fucking worst in games like this.

Lel another Kepler 2 run bomb incoming

goes to show what our weakness is.

If our starting pitching sucks, we're done for. We never want to pull them because we know our bullpen will be worse. Hell, even the big arm we traded for will probably suck now that he's exposed to our bullpen's aids.

Christ....

Ashley has really fallen apart, it's kind of depressing to look at her now. Can't they just give her a radio role or some shit?

No. Our weakness is playing terrible teams. The Tribe has struggled all year with shit tier teams. If they play a top AL team, they BTFO them. They play Minnesota, they get BTFO.

Any team will suck if you turn their main strength into a weakness.

And our offense is actually pretty good, all things considered
teamrankings.com/mlb/stat/runs-per-game

Can't do it tonight bros, I'm done. I can sit through bad games usually, but Hamming and Blunderwood are so fucking awful tonight

actually it's the opposite

>FWIW, Indians aren't the only top AL club that can't solve Minnesota. Texas is 2-5 against the Twins being outscored 62-30.

always nice to not score in that situation there

yeah but they're done. we have to play them 19 times

>tfw only Twins fan ITT

Lindor has had a great season for my fantasy squad, so I guess he's cool

How many left? 8?

I guess that's a good point though.

not sure but even 1 more is too many

>even 1 more is too many
True.

when we get swept there better be a meeting

Almonte has 11 hits, of which 6 are doubles and 1 a homer

Thank you, 'Los

Based brad is coming, you scared yet losedians?

>get home from work
>Indians exposed

Now this is the Indians we all know and love

Nah.

Nah, it'll be fun watching the Tigers choke yet again

Thank you, Frankie

Lindor having a good game at least

You scurred

Holy shit they scored. Always resisting the shut outs.

I think you are to be honest.

Trips confirm cleavshits scared as fuck

>Detoilet so afraid for their season they HAVE to shitpost on Indians threads every time the Indians are losing

>literally unironically 1-11

NAP
A
P

PARTY

oh man I was feeling a Nap-palm blast

AT

too bad we have to count on chisenhall to keep it going

NAPOLIS

brehs...

youtube.com/watch?v=8TpSxheQ6QE

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?

>gibshit
JUST

Thank you, Chiz

Why do you keep ripping on Chisenhall he is so good for this team

FUCKING APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

FUCKING

APOLOGIZE

RIGHT

NOW

hurry and tie it before Perez gets to the plate

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRETHREN

Looks like I arrived just in time

>that game was August 5th
>It's August 2nd

Detoilet is a very different team since then

pls Almonte

>0-2 to walk
Brav-fucking-o

No they aren't. But they are benefiting from a cupcake schedule right now. Not that that's stopped them from choking their """"""""free wins"""""". Bunch of arrogant asshats.

HOLY SHIT ALMONTE PLEASE HOLY SHIT ALMONTE PLEASE

Fuck. Oh well, at least now if they lose they didn't totally shit the bed.

damn absolutely need an SDI now

Who's pitching? Tell me it's BIG O

youtube.com/watch?v=XA7Xl5CtHRM

Tito's bullpen shuffle is back

YE NOT GUILTY

Why does he hate Otero? I believe in Chewy but come on man.

twitter.com/Indians/status/760646540201517056

Not about not believing in Otero. Just makes sense to match up with the lefties.

>MFW TOMATOES

THANK YOU KYLE CROCKETT!

Crockpot!

wew that was big Crockpot thnx

Holy shit

Official theme for this game

youtube.com/watch?v=5aJIby5NJ48

tying run at the plate!

ahhhhhhhhhh come on Lindor!

COME ON GUYS QUALITY AT BATS ONLY DO IT FOR DANNY

It's not gonna take long for >us to blow it, is it

FUCKING WIND

Thanks Jesus Franky didn't IEDP

Fuck you, wind.

What the hell is IEDP?

Inning Ending Double Play my man