I work with this one shit bag. His name is Dru

I work with this one shit bag. His name is Dru.
I need some god tier ideas to ruin this faggots day.
Open to suggestions that will get me fired

Pls respond

NYPA

Shit on his personal belongings and in his personal workspace.

Done.

Are you fucking serious dude ?

do you know his car? or where he lives?

God DAMN who is this

or at least someting peronal we can use make any real suggestions?

Why?

Yea. His car is my best friend.

because this could help to not just a day but a week or longer

His car and i kissed at prom

do you have access?

no one cares, sauce diz booty

fuck user...me care

OP here. I know his car, could easily find his address.

Shoot his kneecaps with a 12 gauge shotgun

wonderful! in best case you gain also access to his appartment or car

I like this one the best so far.

OP here. I could shove a cactus up is but?

That's not very creative

ask him to pull your finger and when he does shit on his face

buy some fish. octopus is best. let it rot for a few days. when at work, make yourselfe vomit or somethin. everybody has to see it...emberassing. go to his car/appartment, access and pour it into ventilation system. as deep as possible

drop 50-80 bones on a gram of blocaine and slip it in his desk drawer/man bag/shoe (wherever) then tell your boss you're really worried about shitbag because you saw him w/street drugs in the bathroom.

afterwards of course the shotgun

The vomit or the fish? This idea sucks and here's why: if I have rotten fucking seafood, why the fuck would I need to puke?

nice...but what about blowcaine in his coffee and his desk. + user message to boss about his drug problems?

Run over his kids

Fucked up. That's a good one.

rolling for this one

Will 20 gauge suffice? All I got...

Shit in his lunchbox! If he doesnt eat it, make him!

Well first question is, where do you work?

Drill his kneecaps with a hammer drill and 1/2" spade bit.

Nice try fbi

Nigga I'm tryna help OP. If he works wittem then he can tell us what they do then we go from there. Fucking deadass.

Who's the chick in the op?

Btw you should upload CP to his computer.

We work in a grocery store