Hello Sup Forums

Hello Sup Forums
>be me
>9 or so
>get sent to foster home because parents dont have stable income
>the foster parents im sent to are black
>really religious gospel people
>go to place called trueway holiness church
>hate it
>go to a school nearby
>first day there i see this gurl
>holy shit .jpeg
>she approaches me
>8/10
>hey are you new here?
>uhhhhh
>its okay dont be shy'
>immediately freak out and walk off
>she follows me
>catches up to me
>asks me to hang out sometime
>wtf
>explains that she hangs out with the new kids so she can tell others about them
>she's 'popular' in 9 year old terms
>getting ready to say no thanks im fine on my own and turn up the offer
>dumbass 9 year old me dosent
Continue?

No.

come on boi I wanna hear you walk the dinosaur or whatever you decide for your story.

NIGGER NIGGER yes please

Mom's spaghetti in my pockets

Fuck this kid, keep going, op

Op here
>decide to ask her when and were instead
>she says shes having a birthday party for her freind in a few days
>get premission from foster parents
>get call to real parents tell them all about it
>'well we hope you have fun user'
>few days past
>ugly truck pulls in yard
> she's here
>run to truck
>she says sorry our new car was messed up
>mom and dad in front talking about how much of a pleasure it is to have me hanging out w/ her
>ummm okay
>20 minutes pass of talking about random stuff
>finally arive to their home
>two story home
>really nice looking
>go inside
>birthday party all set up
>she takes me upstairs
>wanna talk until everyone gets here
>sure...
>talk about school
>talk about where im at now
>mfw she asks to come to the gospel church with me sunday
>mfw saying yes may have been a mistake
>p.s shes really really white
Continue?

just fucking tell the story bro

More OP

Just keep telling it, we'll read.

tell it all OP

Hurry up faggot.

*wi'll

>Sunday arrives
>See her in parking lot of church
>Dad is sick but moms there
>go inside of church
>Sit on back pew
>She sits awfully close beside me
>They start service
>Worship is going on
>She starts dancing
>Stand up and sort of dance to the praise music
>Mfw people start looking at us
>Hear pastor say 'come to the front guys'
>Insist on not dancing
>Nope.jpg
>She dances her heart out
>Wtf
>People start praying for her
SHE TRIPS OVER ONE OF THE MINSITERS SHOES
>HOLY SHIT.JPG
(CONTINUING)

No we'll is right. I meant we will you cummie lover.

That's either low quality bait or he is completely retarded.

Which one of us?

(continued)
She's on the floor
>Crying
>Saying gibberish
>Ministers say she's: 'slain in the spirit's
>Cover her with blanket and pray for 10 whole minutes
>Escort her to a pew
>Says to the person walking her back:
>My arm hurts alot!
>Holy fuck
>Me and her and her mom go to hospital
>Mfw she has a broken arm
>Mfw when she thought I tripped her
>Mfw when it all goes down hill from here

It doesn't matter because I thought it was quite clear. You are the retard.

Moar

Thanks daddy.

write faster

bump

Fuck you op type faster you dumb orphan nigger family having faggot!

>next day people start randomly tripping me
>Haul my ass to class
>Some big dude shows up
>Says why'd you break my friends arm
>Tell him story
>Doesn't care
>Tells me to square up
I do it
>He punches me to the floor
>I stand back up and punch him in the mouth
>He freaks out
>Starts wailing
>I knocked a front tooth in
>Feel alpha
>Friend comes out corner of eye
>Hits me
>Hurts like hell
>Start crying
>Punch him back
>Doesn't really phase him
>He says sorry but me knocking out a tooth was not cool
>Tell him story of why he knocked me on ground
>He says that he doesn't believe me
>Pushes me
>Walks away
>Administrator picks me up by the hand
>Takes me to principles office

I accidentally refreshed the page writing this part so it deleted everything
>Check em Dubs

It's cool op and fuck those dubs

I was gonna fap, but ths is interesting
prewrite damn it

bump

>in principals office
>Suspended 5 days
> Go home
> Religious foster parents start praying for hours
> They won't stop praying
>Say I have a demon or something
>Wtf
>start praying every day of my suspension for hours
>One day pretend I'm converted so they'll stop
>Hear ring of doorbell
>She's there
>She says I just wanted to say sorry;
She knows
>for trying to hang out with you I knew you were nervous and would do something like this
>The fuck
>Tell her what happened
>She says 'oh so your gonna lie to.me'
>She says let's still be friends
>Kisses me.on the fucking cheek
>Rides off
(CONTINUING)

Tl;DR for new people to this thread
>Meet girl at school
>Take.her to holy church
>She broke her arm
>Blames it on me
>Get Into fight over it
>Suspended
>Comes back
>Kisses me randomly

>When you open the door and are not doing the dinosaur

FINISH THE STORY ALREADY

Should have ended with a dinosaur

>go over to house for the 2nd time
>Me and her are talking
>She starts asking random questions
>Asks If I want to be her girlfriend
9 yr old me is confused but says sure
>Decide to go to school dance in a week
> We go
>She takes me to the corner of gym
>We start talking again
>Walk to snack table get some stuff come back
>Touches none of it
>I eat all of it
> Teacher says we can't be in corner
>Walks me to middle of gym
>Start dancing
>Kiss me in front of everyone
>Get called a loser and every other thing insulting to 9year olds
>Run out gym
>Run to car lot
Cry alot
>The feels are real
>She's comes behind me
>My foster parents are waiting
>I run to the car
>Take off
>Get call from parents
>Its almost time for me to go back home to my parents
>Thank Keke

It has taken you more than an hour to post this story. Continue and hurry up.

fucking idiot OP

i know where u live now

i gonna expose u. i hacked u with my ip tracker bitch

...

how though

Holy Shit that is some weak bait. Do you actually think you are funny.

fucking idiot read a book

ur mums a weak bait. she cant even run away when i chase that bitch fatass

I'm almost finished had to do some shit
1 more post and its done

This is why I hate summers.

Cheers.

learn how to type faster retard. ur fat hands cant type shit

Just make sure next time you write ALL of it up before posting.

ive been here since 2003 bitch. learn how to count dumb autism kid

brb hacking some retards

>social worker gets here to.take me to new home
>Thank goodness
>Get home
>Walk through my new homes door
>so happy
>I didn't know I'd be in foster care a second time
>Mfw it happened again
>With a different girl
>Different school
>And a religious foster dad
(Look out anons because that story will be somewhere on Sup Forums sooner or later)
Also
>Walk through new homes door
EVERYBODY DROP ON THE FLOOR WALK THE DINOSAUR

~FIN

>claims to be old fag
>dumb autism kid

>look at me I go on Sup Forums
>I'm a hacker

This is good advice
I'm gonna have to do it next time

I fucking knew you'd pull a dinosaur on us OP. Fuck you.

No problem.

worst story ever heard. i call bs on everything bitch. u hit ur gf's friends and kisses later??? so fucking retarded story wtf

It's time for you to get off the Internet champ

retard
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Mfw when you miss the fact we were like 9 years old

wow even more bs. suck my dick idiot

this story is shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

He actually did it what a Madman

K
Nice dubs btw

Noice dubs dudd

stop offending my religon bitch