Boston Red Sox at Seattle Mariners Gamethread

Tendi Edition

News:
Red Sox Star Prospect Andrew Benintendi is starting.

Mariners are trying to win.

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Here for Andy

TIME FOR TENDIES

Hilariously, this logo is relevant (somewhat) for both teams.

Edwin "napalm insertion device" Diaz now the closer

hey sox brehs

Also, he doesn't actually start until tomorrow.

Thought he was sitting tonight?

Probs gonna pinch hit tbqh familia

is he one of your top prospects?

probably going to get a pinch hit five run grand slam home run in the ninth and get the big win for the boys imho tbqh w y

First round draft pick, and he's literally launching home runs in double a. GM says he's rdy. My body sure is

He is, but he could pinch hit if Brentz doesn't learn how to not suck tonight.

He's our 2nd best prospect, #7 ranked prospect in the entire MLB

>tfw 2 top ten prospects

LION

>Nintendo power coming tomorrow

God am I hype

>It's a "Demuth and his extremely wide strike zone" episode

Isnt machiato #1 overall

Moncada is ranked #1 overall by Baseball America, #2 overall by MLB.com

So he's either 1 or 2, depending on who you listen to more for prospects.

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>mabusto

Literally horrible in the All Star game and since tbqhwyf

g-go m's

Why does John love benching Holt in favor of inferior players?

Good thing that game counts

It does for the worlds eries :^)

Why doesnt Remy travel with the team Lyons is pretty shit tier

>It's a Price start

Quality entertainment from the second placers incoming

Because they're firing him after this season

>Get Dustin down 0-2
>Proceed to walk him

Frenchman, I don't trust you.

I wonder how shrek will blow the 9th inning today

>The City of Empty stadiums

>he doesn't know

IM GONNA MARRY LISA

really makes you think

hey brian, i just saw your letter, thank you so much. sent :)

>Le ebin can't strikeout anyone frenchman

Oh fuck I just looked it up.

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Lampenelli?

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Based Large Father

>only a game ahead

pitching has been great for us the past week, offense just needs to wake up

dont feel too safe babe

JUST FUCK UP MY FIRST INNING PHAM

hey, give that back, i posted that two days ago. give it back it's mine.

gg Boston I give up

>scoring in the first

alright alright

Leblanc reminds me of Nick Franklin

Stealie wheelie

I miss May

i will call in a DMCA and get your a** fired

>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 24s24 seconds ago
>With that double, his 36th, Ortiz also set the record for most doubles by a player age 40 or older. Old record was set by Sam Rice in 1930

BASED

only a one run lead so no need to worry

>meme stats

Funny you mention pitching

Thanks M's.

will heredia get a hit finally

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hehe who's that boy

>he believes in the Cuban meme

Literally every single one is a communist bust.

I just got home and see the M's are already down going against Price. Awful.

Why didn't you sell Jerry? WHY?

Have fun with Big Game Wade. He'll disappoint you when you need it most.

>Those eyes

Wades seen some shit hasnt he?

don't panic yet

Just remember, if Miley keeps it under 11 runs your team always has a shot

So when are the Mariners gonna be contenders?

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maybe next year

maybe next year

maybe next year

I before these last few awful games I wanted him to sell anyways. This team, as constructed, cannot beat Texas and Houston consistently. Trade all of the old players except for Cano and Seager over 27 and collect as many prospects as possible.

why should I hate Dale Arnold again?

I dont see dipoto doing that until cruzs contract is up

hey didn't you guys used to like that pitcher you had king felix does anyone remember him

Doesnt have hot takes

He's coming into a loose team with a decent shot that the post. I always got the feel he had that spark, that competitive bulldog spark that didnt get much light on the last few slumping teams. I think if he clicks with the rest of the team, he MIGHT meme himself past mediocrity and not be the Wade Miley both teams saw. Bud Norris '14 all over, honestly.

>Wasted Ichiros prime
>Wasted Ken Griffeys prime
>Wasted Felixs pride

why are the Mariners such an awful team? Also what happened to Felix anyway?

still do

Two years from now? I really hope we don't have two more years just stuck in the middle hoping for hot streaks or getting a free agent here or there.

he is dear to my heart

>counting on the memes

take it from me the memes leave you when you need them most

>Man these cookie bantz

Jesus this is been going on for two innings

who?

What a fucking classic memelord response.

Nah all it takes is for him to get upset and he'll collapse and chew the manager out in the dugout.

>whoops

good call steve

lmao

IF HE ATE MORE FISH

HE MIGHT HAVE LIVED A LITTLE LONGER

tbqh with you joe those commercials are offensive

>Splatoon ads

Jesus Mariners why are you such a damned meme

chopin is good

>Clinton Advertisement

hownew.ru

the backstop has had nintendo ads forever

We'll see. At any rate his first start should be vs the abstract arts.

Anyway, thanks Ms. We pissed on >Durvish for you

it's nintendo park idiot they have to advertise the nintendo game

Thats when Cano and Felix are both expected to hit the wall skill wise and really regress due to age. Thats when the team will really have to blow it all up. Until that time comes the team will try to get Felix to the playoffs for due to him sticking with the club through his prime.

Not so fast, Gook

wsj.com/articles/nintendo-to-reduce-stake-in-seattle-mariners-1461798787

So how and why and what percent does nintendo own of the mariners

oh yeah i almost forgot. august is when the team sale is supposed to be finalized.

they were literally owned by nintendo kinda

no way i'm clicking on that virus

t.trump

Fucking hurry up Price you slow piece of shit god you are almost as bad a buttholez in terms of pitching pace

Good AB DHL bad luck

Shalom goyim

end the occupation you criminals