Waifu Claming thread
Previous;>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content - get that shit out of here
>Discuss things that are trivial - who gives a shit anyway
>No RP/ERP. This thread is all ages.
>Naps WILL fuck you up
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly: PAPERS PLEASE
Daily reminder that Mei isn't fat
Good luck with not flipping
Um oh my, ye
I didn't notice that, there is worse in my folder at least.
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still here
>Hello, everyone.
Thanks, I'll need it on this beast!
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>TFW there's no art of Galil with a trump hat
Why
Still alive
Still hating the laxative.
Because Trump is a shit tier meme. It doesn't matter if you like him ironically or unironically, it still makes you trash.
On a scale of 1 to Prison Rape, how does your ass feel?
>playing kancolle
>4 of my ships are down in red
>one enemy ship left with 5hp
>survives night battle
>battle rank a
>quest needs rank s
>12 hours of repair time
God dammit.
Don't die~
I make absolutely no promises~
>If I'm not here tonight, assume I have joined my waifu
This is coming from you.
So QOTT:Would you save a pic of your waifu with a maga hat?Why or why not?
About a 5. When vacating the liquid it goes to Only Good Boys Get Lube levels.
where can I get a hat like that
sure. its not a big deal
Fuck yeah. For the sweet maymays of course.
>Rory-sama
Rate my harem.
Google.
Or The SS.
I can only think of
youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48
Touch the thing...
The Donald
Not a waifu/10
>doesn't understand what a harem is
Stupid Jewish Shit Tier Lead Slugger
No Reindhardt
No honor/10
I'll hold a funeral in your name
This count?
>claiming yume
As Rory said, all bout them memes. So yes.
I got a laugh, hope it's over for you soon.
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2/10 b8
You tried to hard, and used it all at once.You got to say one thing at a time, for example
>Shit gun
>I'd reply
>Jew
>My reply
Etc.
Them legs
That wasn't an insult. It was a general observation.
Kike
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
That's the way to do it.You just jumped from 2/10 to 6/10
Same for you
That wont help.
Your file name makes it sound like you're taking a dump, and Galil is the turd.
Heyume.
>RNG luck bonus
>not help
>Fag doesn't know anything about guns
Figures.
I'd give that a good 5/10 b8
>TFW everyone hates you because your waifu is Jewish
I can't choose or change my waifu guys
RNG is going to be a bitch anyways.
Fuck you.
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Don't make me make you touch it.
>KanColle
>not a huge pain in the ass
Really only one to pick here.
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Seriously, now the waifu being claimed is a nazi loli?
Are you dumbfucks trying to be as autistic as possible? This is a copypasta, right?
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If only you knew how bad things really are.
>Don't make me make you touch it.
Interestingchoiceofwords.webm
Its a meme you dip
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Holy shit, the autism is leaking again. Someone get a bucket.
So you watch anime about Neko girls in the army and play a few video games and your a military expert? Fuck off, man.
There's more to it than just guns. There's combat training for both far and close quarter combat, there's strategy, there's the ability to aim and fire under life threatening pressure, the ability to actually take anthers life, there's extreme physical and emotional requirements and more to overcome than some fat otaku sitting at his desk realizes.
And I don't care if you own your own guns, that doesn't make you a fucking expert. My grandma owns a laptop and can't operate it for shit.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
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Roadhog is second best
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>The shit posting is real today
Nah, I'm out. I'll be back in an hour and a half after a nap.
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I'm sort of alive, but at work
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Im not touching it and you cant make me touch it.
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Cat with a weapon?
What are you?
Whats good fullbody stocking?
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But street pig more thicc
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>Neko
I think there's maybe 1 neko in Upotte
I'm no military expert but I am an expert on firearms because that's the only thing I really do with my life.I know some basic strategy (because muh SHTF) and stuff but I don't really care about that stuff because its not fun.So what makes you an expert?
Also I don't really play video games and rarely watch anime.I keep in shape as well.
tl;dr I done took the bait.
Good idea
Galil is a fox not a cat
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There's no breeze, there's no ship on my sea
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Dude, I never said I was a damn expert. And preppers have to be some of the most retarded enthusiasts to exist to date. I don't take that you know any real combat maneuvers OR strategy because you've never engaged in any formal training and yet to find yourself on an actual battlefield with bullets whizzing, shrapnel ricocheting, and sights on you.
It's easy for me to say that when SHTF I'll be ready to kick some ass, but when it actually comes to it I don't know shit.
> I don't know shit.
Everyone knows
I feel really bad, because you're tossing pebbles and I've been throwing stones. You don't have any valid arguments, you've disregarded my valid talking points and went straight to the metaphor I was using to describe YOU- thus you are inherently making fun of yourself. Go see a proctologist and a therapist because I just ripped you a new asshole and you're in denial.
Kinda hungry and distracted.
>also some problem with the thread
Well alright then if you say so boss
>o
>weight
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CANT WAKE UP)
>I never said I was a damn expert
You sure do Ike to act like one though
do you faggots even own a life?
Plastic Pinocchio is back.