Wake up next to this. What do you do?

Wake up next to this. What do you do?

Get laid again, then kick her out.

>suicide

Fuck her again, then leave

>Deal with her freakout when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this", as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

Get her some clothes and water, then leave.

You eat eggs out of a bowl? You sick fuck....

I would get her dressed and give her a bowl of hardboiled eggs before opening the door for her after I give her bus fare.

First day on dad's laptop, son?

kill it
it's not human.

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"How can I help you, young lady?"

Make her put clothes, put a paper bag on her head and give me a handjob

Returns the precious I do.

hide the ring from her.

I'd fry up some eggs and toss them in a bowl for her with some wheat toast and butter.

>inb4 eggs

EDIT:
>nvm

Give her the rest of the Meth

Is that a paper bag in the bottom right corner? She knows....she knows

Finger the puss...fuck the ass...take a shower...make breakfast.

do a 360 and walk away then barrel roll

>turn 1541 degrees and walk into the doorframe

round 2?

Fuck her thoroughly.

eh, could be worse, at leas its not a hambeast. ill back last nights judgment in and go again.

If she's naked in my bed... Then we are fornicating.

have the sex with her

maybe im just tired, idk but this made me laugh my ass off

go get tested

Get tested for STDS

Pray that I used protection, ask her to leave, lay there silently with my regret

Go home and scrub, scrub hard.

Smash so hard.. the I love that butterface appeal

You seem very persistent on making her eggs.

oohh fuck im still laughing, why is this so fucking funny when it sint supposed to be, what is happening, lol

>maybe I should go to sleep, this shit is making me laugh a bit more than it should

We get it, you made a funny.

Blow another load in it and make her let it soak in. Maye tie her up for repeated sperm bastings on her cervix.
Stick that ugly bitch with a baby, and leave

agreed. Butterface with rocking body is my shit.

Shower her and shave her cunt, then i would make her hair look less messy, put some makeup on her and fuck her.

Most pics?

Obviously ask Steve buchemi for his autograph

Put a baby in her. Give us more.

>Go to kitchen
>make famous eggs benedict
>...it's not enough..
>proceed to hardboil 2dozen eggs
>IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING ENOUGH
>SCRAMBLE 150 EGGS AND PLACE IN 45 DIFFERENT CERAMIC BOWLS
>Finally... it is complete. The ultimate egg breakfast
>use forklift to gently guide eggosauras Rex into room
>as she opens her eyes all she sees is beauty
>the beauty of eggs
>she screams with what I can only assume is delight as hundreds and hundreds of eggs rain down upon her
>I am the egg man
>she is the walrus
>goo goo gachoo bitch

I can put up with a lot for cute little titties like that. I'd cum in her doggy while holding on to them and pretend she's a 13 year old

Tell my ex if she comes around again I'll fucking stab her in the throat.

I like the way you think

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nice pasta

Get my dick wet.

Ask her to return my syringe

cry, then die

Please continue

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>call gf
>tell her I've been raped by some sort of cave dwelling beast

I'd bang the shit out of her. I don't care about what her face looks like. Her body is so throwable. I'd do the dirtiest shit. Yes. I'd fuck that.

Check to see if my TV is still there.

Go straight to Tube.getthelube.com

shes could easly be a nice girl but on pic she is fuckin high (look at eyes) and make a stupid face

epic

I think she just took a bad picture . She has nice skin , not fat , no obvious facial feature that is ugly , nice firm ta ta's , hairy yet groomed bush , I do t know guys , I think I'd possible fall in love and marry

>there she is
>the woman I've been waiting for my entire life
>she is not egg and not woman
>but a hybrid of my own wonderous design
>I pepper her lightly as a gentleman does
>I begin gently to gently drip tobasco sauce onto my steaming erect cock
>high in cholesterol I am about to faint from the sheer eroticism of the moment
>God is dead and there is only she and i now
>I begin by pushing the first salted hardboiled egg gently into my anus
>I tremor with delight
>This is the stuff of Legends
>I immediately ejaculate a mixture of tobasco and my pure yellow seman onto her waiting visage
>she is now ready to consume
>quickly before I am doomed to a cold breakfast and an even colder corpse
>I beegin to hack and slash at my creation with my fork of love
>scooping and tearing flesh from bone and sinew from that
>I consume my love entirely
>we will forever be one together in an eggsplosion of tobasco laced passion
>my eyes close as I await was is sure to be the most erotica fuled cardiac arrest the world is ever to know

Fin

Fuck her till all my condoms are full of my seed. Then throwball my cum in a glass and tell her to drink it. Then leave obviously

Is there no more of this illustrious creature? Moar