This girl says she will give you $1.000.000, but ONLY if you lick her asshole

This girl says she will give you $1.000.000, but ONLY if you lick her asshole.

You have a gf.

What do?

She is my gf

Women are interested more in money than they are in commitment.

The fact you don't know this is how we all know you're just a stupid child.

even with shit all over it

lick her tasty asshole

lick her asshole, and then gf's

earn $1.000.000 obviously

lick her shitter like an apple fritter

i lick her fucking asshole and later tell my gf that i made 1 million today. what a stupid ass question!

I'd do it. My gf would let me do it for that amount of money, what kind of fool wouldn't? She'd want a share of the money of course, but that's such an amount I wouldn't even care if she took some

Men are pathetic. That's why you're alone.

Lick the asshole clean

>This girl says she will give you
>girl says she will
>says she will
>says

> that's my fetish

btw, im a girl ;)

I'm not a man I'm 12

My wife will understand

I would tongue fuck her shitpipe til my jaw went numb.

>do simple task
>earn more than you will ever make

find a flaw

Have her sign a contract that states that she owes me a million dollars if I lick her asshole, record the process, then notarize the contract. Simple.

Million dollars, here I come!

>$1.000.000
>$1
wait.........
screw it

Tits or GTFO

Dude I'd lick her fartbox for free

mods

I would do it for seventeen dollars or one blow job from her, bitch I know my price.

kek

id do it for free

When almost every woman likes it when you tongue fuck their asshole? Kk You're either a really ugly girl who has never had a man do it to them... Or you are a Chris-chan tier femboy wannabe who couldn't get someone to eat your ass even if you held a gun to their head...

I lick her asshole and put my tongue inside and wank and cum hard

would pay to lick such butthole and pray my gf wouldn't know

Fukken do it even with a wife. I imagine a wife will forgive you if you give 1/2 a mil to her.

I'd rather let her dump me than giving her 500k for no reason LMAO

id pay some dollars just to do it.