Greetings, denizens of Sup Forums. We are representatives of the Intergalactic Cleansing Committee. We are performing audits of each intelligently-inhabited planet in your district to determine whether the dominant inhabiting species of the respective planet is viable as a potential colleague and ally to the Universal Federation of Supersapient Lifeforms. Induction to the UFSL would mean a wealth of new information and technology to your species, in return for your cooperation and your own insights.
Before such a decision is made, it must be sufficiently proven that your species may be able to contribute in a meaningful way in exchange for such knowledge as we offer.
Therefore, it is requested that you submit a single Earthian work which you believe to be representative of your capabilities and your worthiness as a species. Any media (picture, video, song, literary work, scientific documents, etc.) is acceptable, so long as it is self-contained (i.e. Its worth is not contingent upon relation to another work).
Failure to demonstrate worthiness for induction into the UFSL will result in immediate obliteration of your planet and species.
Jackson Walker
Fuck off
Brayden Gomez
fuck off space niggers
Aaron Barnes
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Daniel Stewart
snakes with hats thread*
Logan Moore
Suck my interstellar taint
Michael Davis
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Gavin Green
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Landon Perez
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Tyler Mitchell
Honestly fuck off, diddle the space niggers on mars, were busy with other shit right now.
Caleb Reed
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Hunter White
a classic
Isaiah Flores
shoot me first please
Adrian Carter
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Isaac Morales
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Juan Reyes
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David Cooper
trips means i post a favourite
Aiden Davis
I'm standing by >Fuck off space niggers
Cooper Wilson
Lol
James Rodriguez
Can we browse through the submissions of other species first?
Ethan Bailey
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Ian Murphy
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Christopher Sanders
kill me first/regardless pls
Parker Young
Grateful Fucking Dead, Red Rocks, July 8, 1978
Landon Cruz
faggots.
Gavin Nguyen
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Ryder Ramirez
Why are your heads shaped like nutsax?
Carter Scott
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Owen Cox
>spaceniggers ever posting on Sup Forums
Leo Martin
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Daniel Bennett
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Brandon Gonzalez
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Oliver Reed
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Isaac Walker
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Joshua Turner
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Adam Garcia
Fuck off,if you were looking for intelligence you shouldn't have come to Sup Forums
Colton Young
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Asher Allen
Ayyyy lmao
Connor Butler
We have too many nigger here, please wipe us out.
Thnx a bunch
Brayden Barnes
Cute sneks U T E
Christopher Collins
kek
Aaron Sanchez
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Gavin Taylor
If you don't get the joke, someone already posted a cap of the bread. It's okay that you don't get it champ
Thomas Walker
Guxork, get the fuck off the computer and get back to tabulating the Reticulan tax forms.
Thomas Martin
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Leo Ortiz
i want cake
Lincoln Sanders
These are Russians. Look at the power outlets.
Justin Young
Oh hi.
David Perry
>Americans r so stupppoddd not even US electrical outlet faggot.
Please let me ascend, it's all I've ever wanted. I will be your representative on Earth and will do your bidding. I will be capable in this task, or you will replace me. Either way I will be satisfied.
Kayden King
Still waiting for my cake.
Michael Allen
why the fuck do you cunts look like humans? I call bs.
Ryder Hernandez
>dumb fuck Eurofags actually think Americans use 220 voltage >try to pass off their stupidity to us.
