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Previous thread: News:

mmafighting.com/2016/8/2/12363980/abc-body-approves-changes-to-mma-scoring-criteria-new-rules-in

mmafighting.com/2016/8/2/12359592/rafael-dos-anjos-vs-tony-ferguson-targeted-for-november

mmafighting.com/2016/8/2/12362936/ufc-201-prelims-do-sixth-best-number-in-fox-sports-2-history

mmafighting.com/2016/8/2/12342124/rizin-announces-both-mother-son-competing-on-sept-25-show

mmamania.com/2016/8/2/12350374/one-titles-titans-booked-for-aug-27-in-jakarta-mma

bjpenn.com/mma-news/nate-diaz/nate-diaz-says-ufc-hoping-loses-rematch-conor-mcgregor/

bjpenn.com/mma-news/carlos-condit/carlos-condit-sick-ufcs-reebok-deal-something-needs-done/

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youtube.com/watch?v=TACvzE-nHfQ
mixedmartialarts.com/news/abc-passes-new-unified-rules-one-dissenter
youtube.com/watch?v=_yweIyrhU0Y
myredditnudes.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

any pornstars out there that look like megan olivi?

asking for a friend

Macy Lane

Schaub bless you guys

Tim Kennedy is a god

me

*alligator claps aggressively*

>Leave Tyrone to me.

>Mfw Bayonetta got in

Schaub is cancer

GSP vs koscheck 2 the jabbening starting now on heemstream

>several title changes since usada

YIKES!

Schaub is literally God

>Leave Woodley to me

Short-arms are the most powerful race in the world

Tim Kennedy is literally god

>making self-deprecating joke on an anonymous japanese image sharing board

laughingcruz.png

Since Rory jabbed woodley up, wouldn't GSP be a nightmare for him?

Dude better start begging nick lol, gonna have to give him 20% of your purse Tyrone.

alex jones is G-d and tim kennedy is his prophet

amen

Has there been a bigger upset in history than Bisbong knocking out Cuckhold on 17 days notice?

i don't know how post USADA GSP fights

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Tim Kennedy is Jesus's second coming

cruz is an armlet

Guns blazing with an iron chin I'd assume.

"What's UP?" with UFC Fighter Nate Diaz
on Kimmel
youtube.com/watch?v=TACvzE-nHfQ

mixedmartialarts.com/news/abc-passes-new-unified-rules-one-dissenter

Proposed Updates for the Unified Rules ABC Conference 2016
1. 12 to 6 elbows- All elbow strikes legal to approved targets.
2. Heel Kicks to the kidney.
3. Grabbing the clavicle.

1. Striking the back of the head or spine-
“The back of the head is defined as the area covering a 2 inch wide strip that runs down the center of the back of the head starting at the crown and running straight down the (nape of the) neck and spine, including the tailbone.”
2. Butting with the head- Not allowed to head or body.
3. Kicking or kneeing the head of a grounded fighter- “A grounded fighter is defined as: Any part of the body, other than a hand and feet touching the fighting area floor. To be grounded, both hands palm/fist down, and/or any other body part must be touching the fighting area floor. At this time, kicks or knees to the head will not be allowed.”
4. Eye Pokes- Moving forward toward opponent with fingers outreached In the standing position, a fighter that moves their arm(s) toward their opponent with an open hand, fingers pointing at the opponent’s face/eyes, will be a foul. Referees are to prevent this dangerous behavior by communicating clearly to fighters. Fighters are directed to close their fists or point their fingers straight in the air when reaching toward their opponent.

>other than a hand and feet touching the fighting area floor
Looks like Jon v Rampage 2 is gonna be a completely different fight

They approved 12-6? I thought they said they tabled that for another year

wew

Those new scoring rules they were talking about were passed too

dubs and 202 does record PPV numbers

>Grabbing the clavicle

Will this rule usher in the Aikido era?

did they ban push kicks to the knee

do you think a heavyweight could get a finish via clavicle crush?

Do you know where the clavicle is L M A O

I know where your mom's clavicle is.

point still stands, it's not that hard to grab on to

In my bedroom

what's a clavicle

Will Brazil ever recover?

Collarbone

Repeating digits and Diaz heems Conor within 3 rounds

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Will Ireland ever recover?

what if i only wear t-shirts?

DELET THIS

Wanna play a little trivia? I'll start:

Which fighter referred to herself as an "ovarian goldmine"?

Wait 12-6 elbows are now legal?? That shit should be retroactive and Jon Jones should be undefeated.

saucerino?

kek has spoken

Its an interesting point but nobody cares lol.

more dubs confirm

Amy Adams

Julianna Pena

Whats the story on lee murray?

>The hosts asked if Hogan would have had interest in entering MMA if it was popular when he was younger. He said he had some experience when he wrestled in Japan. He said there were a lot of Pride fighters he faced when he wrestled there starting in 1977, and he said he never knew whether he was getting in the ring with a shooter. He also said he thinks UFC just bought Pride.

Based Hogan.

a real human bean

He dindu nuffin. He a good boy.

Is anyone watching this? MMA fighters GSP and Batista are in it. Werdum,Woodley and Cain are in it too I think. 9.3 is pretty fucking good. Up there with Godfather.

I say let woodley fight GSP or Diaz. The man's earned some $$

Its a bit different than the Bisping/Hendo situation since wonderboy is actually a fun fighter to watch, but if bisbong gets to choose a money fight, give one to woodley as well

>>let the man earn*

Trips and Conor subs Nate inside 1

dude....

I rememer someone posting the trailer, didn't know what to make of it desu

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS

>> tfw one of your boys has to lose on 202

Memes are for real

What is this.

Ireland has recovered

good lord

Ronda

nice script you bog potato faggot

Zak Cummings is the main training partner of UFC Welterweight Champion of the World; Tyron Woodley
You "fite fans" really don't think he will heem Ponzinibbio?
Buffoonery

...

Someone needs quads now desu

>using a script to defend your meem fighter

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Whoever is running the heemstream fucking sucks

Goodnight friends

I want her to get heemed so hard after verifying this

here's to nunez or shevchenko giving her perma brain damage

youtube.com/watch?v=_yweIyrhU0Y

Goodnight mum

how do you know this is a script?

Will this apeman heem GSP?

Is Lawler still your boy?

It literally feels like lawler is dead.
Rip

tim kennedy = god, kennedy bless this thread

i think a previous incarnation of gsp would jab woodley to death/UD 8/10 times or so but who knows what he'll be like if/when he comes back. the footage of him hitting pads and doing gymnastics that we've seen sporadically are not promising at all. he has looked slow, VERY stiff, and awkward.

Never tried it myself, when i first started judo, i remember my coach telling me a grip for ouchi gari/inside leg trip, for "the streets" grabbing digging your fingers into your opponent's collarbone then driving into the inside leg trip, supposedly the pulling motion of the grip and the tripping motion going backwards could theoretically pop or break someone's collarbone


Would love to see the rule against grabbing the clavicle lifted to see if this theory holds true.

Also the last few years it feels like ref's dont reinforce heel kicks or strikes to the kidney. Seems like refs ignore it or forget it. Seen a few times people laying in guard or the guy is flattened out and the kidneys are being attacked.


Having had my kidneys repeatedly punched in a wrestling match and having the next day peeing blood and going to the ER, it sort of strikes a persona cord with me myself.

I don't get the impression GSP is ever going to fight again, they keep talking about how he wanted Conor if he beat Nate, and maybe fighting Nate, who said he refused out of respect for his bro but I just get this feeling it's a bluff on GSP's end.

Are you trying to make me vomit with that picture?

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Luke is such a cuck

it's because it's a stupid rule to begin with and impossible to really enforce. it's like saying bodyshots are legal but no punching to the liver or solar plexus. you're gonna hit that shit.

NATE BTFO
DIAZ FANS LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

That seems a bit blasphemous.

he just waited for the 999/000 turnover, you get two shots at trips, it's the safest bet, the other guy literally did the same thing for dubs

*inhales*
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BOY

THE NOOMBAS DONT LIE

Dubs confirm

>So Alvarerez says that I never fight with top fighters and talking about my pro record. I'm not sure where he gets that information, but when I fight vs Tibau he was ranked 15, when I fight vs Tavares, he was considered as best Brazilian lightweight, Pat Healy was ranked 10, when I fight RDA he was #5. My last fight, I suppose to face Tony Ferguson who is ranked #3, but he got injured and pulled out, I asked for any light and welterweight fighter for replacement, including Alvarerez, but nobody accept. But your ass, Eddie, got kicked in first UFC fight by cowboy, second fight you won Melendez by split decision, but all experts believes you lost that one unanimously. Third one you win Pettis by split decision and after that you get title shot. You beat RDA without question. Do you really believe, that with that only one UFC victory, you are great fighter and can dictate your terms? I don't think so. Remember, with or without the belt, I will hunt you down. Your name in my blacklist.