I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss...

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss." Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

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ye hello good sir i want to trade in this WW2 flashbang it was used by Hitler before he killed himself i would like maybe 50 dollars how does that sound?

Thriving Jews -theifing Jews
Big ol Jew shop
>plus ur son cory looks like
>Java the hut with AIDS

Hey, Rick. I have the original Mona Lisa portrait in perfect condition. I was thinking about selling it for 10 million. Are you interested?

Hey man I gotta make a buck how's 50'cents sound

Hello Rick Garvis
My name is jim crow
I have an antique hung nigger, fine black americana!

This has been preserved on the tree branch for 96 years. What do you think it is worth?

Oh sweet you have the Luger that Hitler shot himself with!
I'll give you twenny bucks.

How about 25 bucks

21, i cant go any higher

I gotta frame it and it's gunna sit for years in my store
How many guys you see just walk in wanting this kinda art
159 dollar or I'm gunna have to walk buddy
I gotta make a little profit

Can you do 23

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22, and he have a deal

Would have been funnier if you said 15.

> 3/5 of original asking price

Please rick let me pawn my ass so you and your son can fuck me everyday after work

fuck nom fucking jew im leaving

This is a VINTAGE dead nigger is perfect condition
I was looking at atleast $1250
I know you have to make a buck but this buck would look great in your shop- im sure you could easily sell old blue lip here for $5000

Ain't you got a buddy to have a look Rick

How about 200 dollars?

I wont trade for that shit
The skin is so bad

Ok, I dont wanna part with it but I need the money, you got a deal

post pics

>blue lip
>Keked hard

Please sign this sucide note for me and youre good to go

*cocks gun*

Do you guys have battletoads?

Hello I am a certified negro analytical specialiast; after examining good old sambo here i've determined this is NOT 96 years old mumified negro remains hung to a tree branch - rather a cheap knock off from the 80s. This has no commericial value as 80's negros are just as poisoned with AIDS as they are today

I could go for maybe 178 bucks and two dimes not a penny more
It's not an easy sell if you could find a better offer
I'll do 200 in store trade

What can I get for this?

*signs note*

Alright ChumLee, write him up

10 dollars

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I'm looking to get 200,000 for this meme here.

This is vintage! How about 30

Yes but did you test the cotton content from under his thumb
This also helps with grading the nigger
Is a 80's report the cotton should just be a off white Coulor

that's a good meme, i'll give you 6 for it

It's only in the past year we had a mario bro's .and California games cassettes in gold used at the annual console game events I offered 4 bucks and a free world famous gold and silver t shirt

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I'm willing to sell my entire collection of rare fingerboxes that have been handed down over many generations and I would be disowned for even thinking about selling them to you for 10,000?

>jews
>confirmed for retard
not a lick of jew in them
wtf are you talking about?
they're English you moron
the name "Harrison" is about as old as it gets in England (Son of Harry)
they've even got family in England

Remove this utter price of shit now

Always making chum do everything. According to the system chumlee is the best employee they have.

>I can't believe you
>That's just what a Jew whould say

I've got tickets for the first airplane flight,they're in mint condition,been passed down from generation,I need the money how about you give me $500,000?

Chumlee is a jackass, thats why we make him do the work

I don't know much about airline tickets, let call buddy of mine that works at the airplane museum.

>collection
You have one fucking type of fingerbox, dipshit, just 20 of them. That's also a pleb level fingerbox. I'll bet they were rejects that didn't even work properly.

lrn2fingerbox


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If he is such a jackass, why do you have him do the most important part of the business?

I promise these are the real deal,you can make a killing for these,I'm selling them at about a quarter of the cost

He may be a jackass, but hes damn good at his job, and I love him like a son

Tell you what: this is my final offer. $5 and you suck my nipples.

I can't get ahold of my guy, I'm taking a shot in the dark on these. I'll give you 500 bucks and nothing more.

Hi I'm down here at the shop today to see they would be interested in buying my telescope I paid about $240 I'd like to get about $800 the least I'd take is $400

Then why does everyone treat him like a slave and talk shit about how he works?

C'mon help a brother out,you're gonna make a killing on these,the next Lewis and Clark will pay top notch for them $250,000?

I gotta but here user
Finger boxes are a rare find
If they are rejects they make them more valuable to a collector
Just maybe the first ever prototypes
Of the finger box as we all know it
I have heard of one from the 1800's but due to wear and tear it's worthless and is in the Vatican (Rome)
>all that's needs to finger shall have
>finger box
Pope gearge paoulity the 3rd

That's just for the cameras, son.

>doesnt know how to fingerbox

The best I can do is $550. Or I'm gonna have to pass on them.

Not enough Battletoads here

Your loss necksweat,I'll have you know that these tickets are worth more than your business!

Ok ok buddy I can't see this item walk outa here
How about 4bucks and a hand job of the old man ?
He spent meany years in the navy so I know he will give you a knee trembler

Hi Sir, what can I get from this instruction poster? I totally didn't steal it.

the place is really small. I went there to visit.

I mean it was claustrophobic small!

Do those guys even work there? Or is just when they are on camera?

Hi Rick. I've got a giant black cock that's been inside your ex wife. How much are you willing to pay for it?

Okay...
I'll give you $43. That's my final offer

Just on camera. They're never out front anymore.

4.50 and the nips. Thats it.

I bet all the other employees make min wage, while these jack offs are making millions with only a couple hours of work a week.