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Due to extensive research done by the New Gettysberg University of Science, electric eels has been confirmed as the the most dangerous thing known the man. The research is as follows.
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of magma and crashed an electric eel car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.
They then built a wall out of electric eels and crashed a car made of magma moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.
They then crashed a electric eel car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.
They crashed 400 miles per hour into a electric eel travelling at magma car. Western New York was powerless for hours.
They rammed a wall of magma into a 400 mile per hour made of electric eels, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a electric eel made of magma at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.
They spun 400 miles at electric eel into magma per wall. The results were inconclusive.
Finally, they placed 400 electric eels per hour in front of a car made of magma travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that electric eels were the most dangerous thing of all time, if not just the most dangerous thing known the man.

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I fucked my sister and her lesbian friend on her birthday after her girlfriend abused her and stormed out.

That's about all there is to that story.

story ofc

that's not a story that's a pitch

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Fucked cousin at family reunion
But im in a northern state

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you fucking user with your dumb non story stories.
here's my impression of you retelling harry potter

ITT Magic stories

uh used some magic once. Fought this guy who wouldn't leave me and my friends alone.
but that's pretty much it.

True, but in the time it'll take to write it, this thread will die.

Once, when we were all teenagers, my sister had a friend spend the night when our parents werent home. We decided to all take ecstasy that night and we were rolling pretty hard. We were chilling in the basement with some music on. I decided to start trying to hook up with my sisters friend, cuz why not. We were kissing and rubbing on each other. Next thing I know, my sisters tits are in her face. They start kissing while her friend is now grinding in my lap. Soon we are all naked and caressing each other. I get pushed down onto my back, and my sis's friend starts going down on me. I close my eyes and get lost in the feeling. Soon, i feel 2 tongues on my cock and when I look up, to my surprise, I see both of them just going to town.

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>she teaches me english with large shirt,no bra and she was always letting me see her tits from under her shirt
>1 day when she teaching she has to go out for an hour
>you play games at comp user
>her DADs computer
>dig in cause everyone has porn
>find the folder with her name
>folder is deep down, suspicious
>get in the folder and see her tits and creepshots

>Was family reunion
>At great aunts
>Way out in the country, has a nice pool, lot of land, not any close neighbors
>Female cousin and i have been geting close ever since independence day
>Basically becoming close friends again
>We were haning out by the corn feild (the more i get into this, the more redneck hick it sounds)
>Most of the family has left now
>She wants to swim
>I wanted to see her body, so by relation, i wanted to swim too
>She went into the basement bathroom to change
>I went into the basement bedroom
>Got changed real fast, as im good at it
>She was still changing
>Idea.png
>Tried to peep on her
>Could only see her ass through cracked door
>7.4/10
>I wateched for a while and went to the pool
>Water was nice, sun was setting
>She came out 5 minuets later, got in too
>We swam, did cousinly playing
>"Who could hold their breath longer, stupid shit like that
>Led to wrestling
>I would pick her up, throw her
>She would hop on my back
>Went to throw her, she managed to get on my shoulders
>Wraped her legs arround my neck
>Pulled me down into the water with her momentum, sturgled enough to turn arround
>Vagina in my face
>Diamonds.avi
>Stop struggling
>Enjoy
>She lets got cuzz she thought she knocked me out
>Get up, she hugs me and says shes sorry
>Wat
>Small, but noitcable boobs and rock hard nipples press agains me
>Hang out and talk for awhile
>She suggests we go inside
>Tired of water anyways
>"Shure, why not"
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Come on cousin fucker

more where this came from?

Yes please do

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I get a little weirded out and start to sit up. My sis's friend pushes me back down and straddles my face. Im now eating her out, all weirdness forgotten. Except, I still feel sucking on my cock. I come to a hazy realization that my sister is sucking my dick! crazy. The friend, who we will start calling Liz, pushes herself back and unceremoniously drops her pussy down on my cock. Unbelievable! She pulls me forward and we shuffle position a bit so that I am now on top of her, and she is on her back. My sister then gives her a big kiss and gets up to straddle her face. I am now in some strange bizzarro land where I am staring at my naked sister as she grinds her pussy in the face of a girl that im fucking. We catch each others attention and for a moment we are staring at each other. Suddenly she grabs my head and shoves my face in between soft pillowy tits. I start sucking on her nipples and squeezing her tits. Shes moaning like crazy.

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Yus pls

Yes please

Here I am, dick buried in my sisters friend, Liz. Pounding away, as I motor boat my sister. She is violently shaking, practically having convulsions. Suddenly, my sister says FUCK IT! She lunges forward shoving me down onto my back. I get yanked out of Liz, and before I know it my sis is on top of me, slamming her pussy down onto my raging hard on. Shes riding me like a bronco, letting out shorts little screams everytime she rams herself down. Liz snuggles up next to me and shoves her tongue down my throat as I finger bang the shit out of her.

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Fucked my mom 2 Christmases ago

>be 21
>home for holidays
>Whole family in town
>little kids go to bed
>mom asks for help getting Santa presents out
>they are in the closet on the floor under a shelf
>she bends down and starts to pull the presents out
>her skirt is pulled tight against her ass
>never really saw my mom as attractive before
>reach out and rub her ass
>she freezes and says nothing just breathes heavy
>pull skirt up over the but
>she gasps but doesn't say anything
>insta hard
>"user...what...."
>peel down panties
>"user....user...!"
>rub her pussy
>she is wet as fuck
>kneel down behind her and pull dick out
>she doesnt resist
>slide in
>start fucking mom doggy
>"user....oh my god...
>start fucking her hard and fast like there is no tomorrow
>she tries to push herself up a bit
>Reach over her and smash her face into the carpet while I pound mom mercilessly
>cum in about 3 minutes.
>get up, say nothing, grab some presents and leave
>few minutes later mom comes down with some more

we never spoke of it

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Assuming this is real, you could 100% fuck her again.

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I am having an out of body experience. This is the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me. My sister continues to pick up speed, bouncing over and over again. Liz starts to cum, her whole body is shaking and shes rubbing herself up and down the side of my body. Sis starts to orgrasm too, I feel her pussy clenching my cock, rocking with spasms. I feel it coming, and I warn them that Im gonna cum soon. My sister just jams herself even harder down onto me, locking my dick in place. So I grab her, and flip her over so that I am now on top and both girls are on their backs in front of me. I shove my dick back into my sister and resume fingerbanging Liz.

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For gods sake yes

Keep this thread alive for more conts on these

Yeah im sure I could. I may, but at the same time it was almost temporary insanity, I dont think I would have the animal lust to do that again

Yes user go

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The two of them are making out and playing with their clits. Im just ramming them, one, then switch to the other. Finally. I pull out and start jacking it. I end up coming all over their tits and stomachs. They just lied there making out and rubbing my cum into their tits. After that, we all passed out for a short while. I heard the girls get up to clean up in the bathroom that was in the basement. When they came out, both stopped over by me and planted a kiss on my lips, then disappeared upstairs. No one ever talked about what happened, we just gave eachother rye smiles every now and again. Eventually about 6months later it happened again, only that time my sister and I were alone. But thats a story for another time.

the time is now

its a story for now

>Go to get out of pool
>2 Steps up
> Realise im harder than darksouls
>Shit.jpg
>Play it off by being a gentelman, geting down and leeting her go first
>Take this time to resituate my jimmy
>Do the awkward clench between the legs
>Waddle into house, folowing her glistening ass
>Hnng
>Back into basement
>Back into bedroom
>Back to geting undressed
>Still hard
>Decide to go peep on cousin
> She took her top off facing the door
>B cup is god teir for me
>Im on my knees, ass naked, jerkin my gerkin
>Realise how bad this would look if somine walked down the stairs
>Doooont care
>Feels good man
>Suddenly hear cousin
>"user? I know youre outhere, im not stupid, come in before i get caught
>Frozen
>she opens the door, looking me dead in the eyes
>Are you stupid, come in before we you get busted
>She pulls me in
>Both naked
>Was waiting for her to get pissed or claim its a prank and start laughing at me
>nope
>"Im not stupid user, I left the door open just incase you wanted"
>still frozen, beta as fuck, tripping over words
>she grabs my schlong
> looks me in the eye
>"You think i couldnt see it, when you got out of the pool"
>Embarresed, boner shrinks like bernies memory
>She giggles
>"Oh no, were not done yet, bring it back"
>She turns her ass rowards me, runing it on my 1/2 chub
>Hard almost immedately
>"There we go user"
>She bumps me with her ass and tells me to stop being so serious
>Told me to get on my knees
>Shes short (my head comes up to the bottom of her boobs), so i layed down more so my arms held me up

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Stop fucking asking if you should continue. Of course we want more. The last 3 parts we've asked for more.

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Dude, you fucking copied the Hardest Metal is Diamond post.

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Viagra only works for so long asshole

Alright, I tried to recall the whole thing, and ended up typing a goddamn novel. So get ready for this threeparter. The first part is mostly set up, just a warning.

>Sister and I move to a different town than the rest of the family
>She discovers she's bi/lesbian/likes women
>Goes from girlfriend to girlfriend, they're all pretty terrible
>Becomes entrenched in the gay community, makes a bunch of gay friends
>Meanwhile I'm striking out with women left and right
>After a little over a year, she wants to go out for her birthday
>It's me, her, her girlfriend, two gay guys, and about six of her lesbian friends at a gay bar
>I'm good friends with one of the lesbians, who is a short, semi-masculine (but still cute) Asian woman in her early 30's, so we make a weird team
>We rate all the women in the bar, other fun stuff like that
>Gay friends keep buying me drinks, commenting on how they're going to "convert" me
>Sister is getting birthday drinks
>Her girlfriend is super jealous of the attention
>After a couple hours, fakes being sick so that we have to leave
>It's me, sister, her girlfriend, and asian dyke walking the half mile to my sister's place
>Sister and GF get in a huge fight, girlfriend slaps her and fucking bolts away
>We get back to my sister's place, she's bawling
>Friend is consoling her, I get us champagne
>She is commenting on how all the women she's been with have been like that
>We all spend some time drinking more and talking about our women issues, we're various levels of trashed
>Conversation gets pretty sexual
>The two dykes start talking about how much easier men are, and how they wish they could just go straight on occasion because of how dumb guys are
>Make a joke along the lines of "Hey, I'm right here!"
>Lesbian friend tells me to take my shirt off
>Uh, okay.
>She looks at me for a bit, covers my face with her hand, and says something to the effect of "Alright, you're pretty enough for me. (Sister), what do you think?"
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>We're both in a state of "WOAH, WHAT THE FUCK?"
>Friend calmy clarifies that she may be drunk, but it makes sense. They can trust me, I'm not gonna brag about it to my friends, I'm not going to be abusive or anything, I'll take it slow and be a safe bet for them to "experiment" with straightness, and it'll be emotionally awkward no matter what so we can just do it once and then move on
>I'm in a state of disbelief, my sister is nervous
>Lesbian says we can compromise, she'd fuck me and my sister can watch and see what she thought
>Sister mutters out an "Okay...", I basically echo that sentiment
>Friend grabs me and starts kissing me, more or less makes me take her clothes off of her and throws me down onto the floor
>We had talked about sexual stuff before, and how she was dominant, so it didn't surprise me that she was taking the initiative in this, I rolled with it
>Sister leaves for a minute, says to just keep going
>We continue with this, she sits on my face and moans like crazy, and it's pretty damn hot
>It completely takes me out of it when I realize that someone is taking off my pants
>I start to try and pick my head up, I'm going to see if she's alright with it, start going "Mmhph" or something to that effect
>Lesbian forces my head back down, tells me "Shut up, your mouth is busy"
>She's wiggling like crazy, I'm doing what I can with my tongue, while my sister put a condom on me (she had some in her bedroom that she just never got rid of)
>She mounts on top of me while the other continues to move like a goddamn washing machine
>This continues for a bit, lesbian is the first to orgasm and she gets off of me, kisses me while sister rides me
>We readjust positions, I fuck the lesbian from behind while she eats out my sister
>Go through about four different variations of pussy eating and fucking, with both women having at least one orgasm before I finally cum
(cont, one more time)

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>Bends sown infront of me
>"Enjoy sweetie" followed by the most seductive giggle ever
>Start first rimjob, she loves it
>Eventually start eating her out
>She really wet and moaning my name softly
>Ass pressed against my face
>She smells like chlorine and strawberry perfume this is a truly enlightning smell
She presses her ass against my face harder, but im still eating her out
>The sounds she made, way she smelled, the warmth of her nectar flowing down my face, the smooth asscheeks in my face, lead to the most estacy filled moment of my life where i wasnt even aware of existing, it was crazy
>She eventually told me to stand up
> Stuck my dick in her tight warm slit.
>we fucked like animals, no room for catching breath
>Couldve sworn if she wasnt wet as the mississippi, our frictioncouldve started a fire
>She told me to pull out before i came
>i complied
>She rubbed her ass on my dick till i came on her back
>She had me lick it off of her
>French kiss it into her mouth
>Best kiss ever btw
> She ened up shoving her panties in my face and told me to keep em
> Got dressed
> Better bet your ass we still speak of it to this day, and thats not all we do

So close

>I'm laying there spent, they start kissing each other and keep going at it
>Alright, here we go again
>I go get a clean condom, wait the few minutes it takes for my cock to be willing to get hard again, and resume my job as the honorary penis wielder
>Things get nastier, we attempted anal but lacked the lube needed
>The lesbian gets more vulgar, calling me a worthless breeder as I fuck her, redneck as I fuck sister
>We have enough pent up sexual aggression to go at it for about two hours before the lesbian passes out
>Sister and I have that awkward realization that it's just us, and the thing making it not totally fucked up in every way is asleep
>She says something along the lines of "One more time, then never again."
>Sojourn to the bedroom, make love in a passionate, but less aggressive way
>I orgasm, proceed to touch her while she rubs herself to orgasm
>Both pass the fuck out
>Wake up a few ours later still a little drunk, but incredibly hung over
>I run and put my clothes back on, and get water for everyone, put a pillow and blanket on the lesbian and go sleep on the couch
>A few hours later the lesbian wakes up and does the same, wakes me up and apologizes if she made things difficult, jokes that I almost challenged her sexuality, but she's sticking with women
>I fistbump her (I didn't know what else to do) and she goes and apologizes to my sister too
>A few minutes after she leaves, sister comes out with a sort of "Hey..."
>I start to apologize, she does too
>We basically come to the consensus that it was alright, but we are never, ever doing it again
>We'll just own the experience and move on like adults
>I get up, take the bus home
>Ultimately, things were awkward for a while, but mellowed out
>Sister immediately broke up with her girlfriend, stayed single for about a year
>Lesbian friend moved to a different town not far away a few months later
>We occasionally smile about it together, but that's about it
That is my life. Any questions?

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>she really wet
>estacy
>other retarded typos in previous posts
Nigga are you high or just dumb? Thanks for the story though, but it makes it seem like you're not from the states at all.

Both stories are done, now what?

I'm dying

Now, you masturbate.

The cousin dude ended his with "That's not all we do", so I was hoping for more

Diamond is not crash

>Honorary penis weilder

I used to fuck my sister. Usually anal.