Walking home

>walking home
>see this
>"alright luv, you want fuk?"

what do?

*unzips pants*

>teach proper English.
>rape anyway.

*unzips dick*

turn 360 degrees and walk away

this

That's the way to do it, then you can fuck her ass and pussy at the same time

kek

360 degrees is a full circle, therefore if you make a complete circle youd be facing the same way

do you know that some birds are able to fly dude? go figure

Your dick has a zipper? What's underneath?

>being this new

>Take care of her.
>Wash her.
>Fuck her.

tip my fedora and invite her to kfc for a lovely date

Your dick doesn't come with a zipper?? What are you, some kind of freak?

Are you stupid or something?

>fill every hole with cum
>catch aids and some other undiscovered disease
>not give a fuck

Says the dude without a dick-zipper

I'd start off with an intense staredown, not a pussy 10 second one - we're going the full quarter of an hour here. Every second counts here in order to analeyes all ins and outs.
Does she live with her parents`?
Why is she wearing hello kitty socks ?
Is this hallway lactose free?
Who wears golden jackets in 2016?
Why are there vegans?
If the answer to all of those is a YES then I shall proceed with smelling her (provided she's still there). Now we have many variations of female smell, the fish, the avocade, the rainbow normie, the r9k, and ofcourse my favourite the water.
If the answer is YES again to those I will start step 4 by actually engaging a conversation, after that we can FINALLY cometh to a conclusion based on her reaction. She will either be dtf or say lets just be friends.

Aaaannndd this thread just got extra cringey

It sure did. I wish you would delete your post so that the cringe could be kept to a minimum.

/thread

>Feed her eggs

Anyone have more pics like this?

*unzips dick*

Ftfy

>"alright luv"
The fuck, is she Kano from Mortal Kombat?

I'll give 'er a shag so I will
as long as she won't tell me mates

Stay away from that Slut. Not interested in getting Aids