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The Power of Kroll Edition

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>/who/ dr who gen
why do you keep doing this :'(

>it's a "the monster looks like a man in a rubber suit because it's actually a man in a rubber suit"-episode

>“It’s very male-female, male-female, so I wanted to have a man with a man, a man who was dressed as a woman with a man, and a woman with a woman because it’s 2016, so that’s the world now. I wanted children to watch this and see the real world in the middle of this fantasy.”

Reminder RTD has no talent and a single track mind.

I'm getting flashbacks to Simm Master and Tennant

Is this from series 10?! it looks fucking awful?

>mfw certain places are still treating everything about Bill's existence as a spoiler
How large do you think the group of people is who are actively attempting to put off learning the new companion's name/actor until her first episode god-knows-when? Because I wouldn't estimate it's very high. We're talking about something that was literally announced with a specially shot teaser during the fucking football.

Apparently introducing the Brigadier's daughter actually was Chibnall's idea, he didn't learn until later though that the Brigadier already had a daughter in spin-off-material
shannonsullivan.com/drwho/serials/2012d.html

No it's from Shakespeare.
twitter.com/BBCOne/status/732530186755809281

Taht's a relief.

That was the official lie to avoid copyright problems.
Platt won in the end.

You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
but it might just save your life
That's the power of Kroll

Don't expect to see the slightest peep of series 10 until at least mid-autumn. They haven't even started filming it properly yet.

One of the characters is called Bottom, Russell.

OOooohhhh!!!! Just like someone who takes it up the arse! I'll called it "A midsummer night's cocksucking in the woods"!

You are a television genius, Russ. Oh! You're about to cum I can taste the throbbing.

>Chibnall had never heard of Downtime and just picked the name Kate by coincidence, m'lud.
>Bollocks! Guilty as charged. Pay Mr Platt his royalties. Case dismissed.

As far as I know Derrick Sherwin still hasn't got royalties owed for his part in creating UNIT.

I liked the scary monster, it was pretty cool.

You're probably right. I guess as he was a BBC employee at the time the rights belong the BBC.
Just like Cusick was denied anything for his Dalek design.

wasn't sherwin producer or script editor at the time? because if that's the case I think all of his creations would legally belong to the BBC as he would be firmly employed and not work as a hired freelancer.

Fuck off scary monster user

He was only credited as writer on The Invasion.

Writer Derrick Sherwin, from a story by Kit Pedler

So he wrote the scripts. It wasn't his story. That's the way it works, I'm afraid.

The BBC are jewbag cunts desu senpai. I'm glad I don't pay for a licence.

>As Cusick was a salaried BBC employee at the time he designed the Daleks, he was not paid royalties. Given the large revenue generated by merchandise featuring Cusick's Dalek design, he felt that he should have been paid a royalty (as was script writer Terry Nation, who created the concept of the Daleks but not their design or appearance).[5]
>When Cusick left Doctor Who in 1966, unhappy with the lack of recognition he had received for his work on the series, the show's producer and head designer did arrange for the BBC to recognise his contribution with an ex-gratia payment of around GBP ₤100 and a gold Blue Peter badge.[2]

Meanwhile, years later, the BBC had to grovel to the parasites of the Nation estate to use the Daleks in the new series, and urban legend has it that as a result NuWho is in a stranglehold over having to continually use them just so those cunts stay relevant.

Just fuck up this world senpai. At least poor Ray is dead now and knows peace from this evil.

Is Doctor Who like an abusive boyfriend?

Where did he go?

No, it's like a TV show that sometimes fails to fulfil your expectations.

Where did who go?

>anything to disrupt the subject desu shitpies

>sometimes

Fuck off cuntanon.

At least two of those replies are following up on previously established points of discussion.
But even ignoring that, you don't seem to fucking grasp how conversation works in a forum thread. You can have multiple going on at once. Perhaps that's too much for your brain?

Thanks for proving you are the selfish disruptive cunt user who shitposts whenever a real conversation starts up

>The BBC are jewbag cunts desu senpai.
>conversation
>fuck off troll user you pathetic little cunt

"The BBC are jewbag cunts" is an opinion expressed in response to information given in the post being replied to (regarding the BBC's treatment of Derrick Sherwin). It in no way forms an attempt to disrupt that conversation.

You'll never see me again
Now who's gonna cry for you?

Does RTD just emanate campiness? Does he have no ambition for quality?

He has no concept of quality.

He also has no concept of what's funny.

Seriously, fuck off with your shitty bait, you sad cunt.
Dark Season, the first RTD show I ever saw, wasn't camp at all really. It felt a lot like classic Dr Who. A lot more than his actual Dr Who did.

How about you fuck off you piece of shit. You always ruin these threads get the fuck out of this thread with your autism.

Oooh! Cocks! Is unironically his limit.

When it comes to TV fantasy, he has a certain aesthetic. And it's not an aesthetic that is concerned about being taken seriously in presentation, at least not by anyone over the age of 7. It seems he cannot conceive of TV fantasy without a certain knowing crapness, even if he's writing about serious things.

His non-fantasy drama, on the other hand, peaks at extremely high levels. The "death" episode of Cucumber is one of the best pieces of TV to come out in the last few years.

Get a life, you pathetic little twat.

Are you rejecting your gay feeling and projecting your hatred for these feelings on RTD m8?

Hush, don't engage with him on his own terms.

Go fuck yourself you autistic loser.

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Cucumber was literally oOoOOooOhhhhhhhhH cOoooCccKkkSS though.

The guy even died sucking dick.

You're right. It's better not to give him the attention he craves. Hopefully he'll get bored and go and drink some bleach instead.

>projecting
>the default non argument which is the equivalent of a kid saying "Why are you taking about yourself!"
>you sad little shite

This thread would be alot better if you drank the bleach. You need to get the fuck out of here you pathetic loser.

I'm surprised that doesn't a exist a single link to the Ten audios on the internet

You'd thought they would be ripped by now

Is that true? I didn't waste my life watching that shit.

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How old are you?

Yeah. Spoilers:
Lance, the black guy, had a fling with a "straight" man who was having gay feelings. They sucked eachother's dicks before the straight guy bashed Lance's head in with a golf club because he didn't want to be gay.

there you have it kids, never work for the BBC. Unless you want an awesome Blue peter badge.

Straight guy is a hero we deserve.

Jesus Christ the same old RTD shit. The first 14 or so pages of Damaged Goods has descriptions of groups of strangers sucking each other off under railway bridges.
He's never changed and never will.

Wouldn't killing himself have been a better cure for his gayness?

Black AND gay. Double SJW tragedy points.

>RTD writes a Brechtian epic tragedy that explores a man's entire life from birth to adulthood to violent death in under one hour
>Depicts how he is drawn in, like so many others, by the allure of the 'straight but curious' handsome outsider
>Ends with a truly horrifying scene in which the panic and homophobia of this 'straight' guy kicks in after making actual sexual contact, and after accusing the other fellow of rape he lashes out with a golf club
>Our protagonist's life flashes before his eyes in abstractly edited form in one of the most eerie and unsettling depictions of death TV has ever attempted

I refuse to believe you actually sat, watched this, and came away thinking 'the guy even died sucking dick, cocks cocks cocks' (unless your repressed homosexuality is so catastrophically crippling it leads you to deny the content of any stories about gay people).
Meanwhile for any other mincing cunts reading this, I strongly recommend you go and watch the episode (it's not a spoiler, they tell you he's going to die in the first 30 seconds) because it shits on pretty much anything else RTD has ever done. You don't need context of the other episodes to get it.

Did it happen while a slightly out of date british pop song played in the background?

>the title is Cucumber
>RTD says it is a gay euphemism for a really hard cock
>now go away

Hi Russell,
I'm not denying it was a good episode, but let's be honest, he did die sucking dick.

>gay black man dies after sucking an evil white straight man's cock

Can anyone tell me how many times in real life a straight man sucked a black man's cock and then immediately murdered said gay man with a golf club?
Asking for a friend.

Was the black man a major character or was he a one-off whose sole purpose was to die?

I mean, my main objection is, he'd finished sucking the dick before he died. He was not literally in the process of sucking dick upon death.

Wikipedia would have it as more of a US thing, but the ensuing episodes of the series partially hinged on this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_panic_defense

No-one is saying his stuff is badly written,
it's totally predictable, though. Cocks, cocks, cocks, tragedy, cocks.

eleven times, as a matter of fact

These people are all evidently mentally ill.

Major character. He had actually just split up with Vincent the protagonist of the series. When the episode catches up to the present day, it has a quick recap of the developments in their relationship over the prior 5 episodes

Don't forget fannies

>that episode of Banana where the young black girl suddenly falls in love at first sight with the plain, middle aged, married, apparently heterosexual white woman she sees in the shop
youtube.com/watch?v=T4jNLqJvrQI

A camp song by a gay icon, naturally.
Soft Cell, ABBA, The Wombles etc

That's rusty!

What is the genius of the title in this case?
Banana being a gay euphemism for a semi erect cock and....... lesbians fuck each other with bananas, I guess?

So he's swapped real cock for rubber cocks. Genius....

Rusty is short for Rusty Sheriff's Badge*.

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*arsehole

Does the heterosexual white woman lick her minge then beat her to death with a giant metal dildo?

A banana is smaller/less erect than a cucumber. Banana was an episodic companion show that consisted of individual stories loosely related to the side characters in Cucumber. Among its 8 episodes it included a transgender woman who gets revenge porn'd by an ex boyfriend, a neurotically anxious girl trying to go on a date with a police officer played by the Female General, a plain gay man convinced he's soulmates with a pretty gay man, and a cleaner who saves some Nigerian girls from a sex abuser.

Why are you telling us this? We know that. Did you miss the joke in the question?

What the fuck are you faggots talking about and what does it have to do with Doctor Who?

Hey cunt. Why not read the whole thread you fucking retard instead of posting a pedo cartoon and asking a fucking stupid question?

Give the dick a break. Your humour was really subtle m8.

RTD has been fucked harder in this thread than a dwarf being hate fucked in the ass by an angry, coke-fuelled Hulk with priapism.

Let's be honest - that is certainly how RTD would like to die. With an asshole like a yawning hippo.

Cause i'm not autistic user

Top banter m8. You should write jokes for the TV m8. Have you ever been asked to write for Hollywood m8? With that level of material you should be in that game m8.

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Fuck off c@s you banal cunt

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No THAT is autism.

All capitals. Repetition. Random sperging. 100% retard post.

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